Will this group somehow form a family . . . will they become the Cullen Bunch? Not quite a crossover, but based on the Brady Bunch. Full summery inside. AU/AH

Esme and Carlisle get a letter from School. The principle asks them to fill in as substitutes for a limited amount of time. What will the Cullen children do?

The Carol Burnett Show's 9th season in 1976 welcomes a new crew member, twenty six year old Grace Davis. Her favourite cast member is Harvey Korman, but did she ever imagine that this middle aged and married man would fall for her?

Short stories and vignettes about the relationship (and sometimes lack thereof) between Dr. Egon Spengler and Janine Melnitz. Rated T just to be safe.

Secrets are being kept at Hogwarts and gossip is being spread about more than one couple. Do both couples ace love school or are they thwarted? Does gossip tear them apart? Do the students find out and how do they react? All the problems of love and a school all in one. Please read and review.

It's either you love him or you don't. As simple as it may sound, Elizabeth Reaser thinks otherwise, as she struggles to keep her misguided feelings intact while attempting to capture Esme's essence in order to produce a blockbuster hit. Will she be able to keep her promise? Or dress completely in character enough to fall in love with the man behind Carlisle Cullen himself?

Morticia is prescribed some pills by her doctor which has some rather odd side effects.

Maria has returned from the abbey for one main reason- she loves Captain von Trapp. The Captain also realizes that he is in love with Maria. When he realizes this, he finishes his relations with the Baroness. The Captain tries to win Maria's heart. Will he be successful?

Queen Clarion has gone missing and a beast of some sort is rampaging around Pixie Hollow. It's up to Lord Milori and the other fairies to fight off the beast, but when Milori is captured and it runs off with him into the Winter Woods, he'll find out a dangerous secret.

An absolutely Cathry story. How Henry will respond to Catherine's betrayal? A story full of emotions.

A storm rages across the archipelago, blowing a young Nightfury far from home and a certain Viking chief closer to his lost wife and son.

A story where Queen Clarion and Lord Milori's love is put to the test as Milori's 'family' tries to tear them apart. Will Milori be able to keep her safe or will he end up being the one who destroys her forever? (Sequel to Quest for the Queen).

A first kiss story.

The ball before the 3rd Quarter Quell. Effie gets hit on and Haymitch gets jealous.

What if there was someone who could easily change what you believe in your entire life? Esme Platt has it all, but there was always something missing. And she was sure as hell it wasn't love. Little did she know, life is just unexpected as she didn't want it to be.

AU, all human, Carlisle and Esme are set up on a blind date by their relatives and quickly fall in love but how will their five children blend together? Can the lovebirds build a family together or will something tear them apart? Will they learn where they belong? Has some memories of child abuse, rated T for that reason and occasional language. NO BELLA AS MAIN CHARACTER!

Ricky and Lucy attend the premier of Ricky's movie. Written as a companion piece to GeneaLady's "An Egg Cream and a Movie."

THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL, FUNNY I SWEAR XX

Alice, Bella, Rose, and Esme are worried. Maybe it's just a phase, but their husbands just haven't been paying enough attention to them lately. So they try to make the boys jealous- like a game. Jealous Cullen male vampires? Uh-oh...

WARNING - BELLISLE SHIPPERS, Do NOT read because you are NOT going to LIKE this. (But I'd dare you to)

EDWARD & BELLA SHIPPERS, DO NOT READ THIS. (but I'd dare you to) Or maybe this list might have a point. Rated T for language.

AH The gang all receive mysterious invitations to participate in THE ULTIMATE GAME OF TRUTH OR DARE. With a psychopathic Carlisle, gun toting Bella, over emotional Jasper and a whole lot of cash on the line- Anything can happen. Warning language and potentially graphic material.

"Of course your Majesty; a queen is never late, everyone else is simply early." In this heat, he can't bare her one infuriating habit.

The story behind the making of Effie Trinket and her relationship with Haymitch Abernathy.

It's another Valentine's Fic C&J of course :) I'm giving it a T rating for a future chapter

Business travel had taken Jessica away from home, making Seth question his feelings for her. When he realizes there is no question about his feelings, his only problem is telling his best friend.

Effie and Haymitchs POVs. Hayffie. Effie gets Haymitch's attention. Finally. supposed to be a one shot but I had way to much fun! plus I thank my readers for their encouraging reviews xxx

Scandalous one shots.

Being a single mother is hard, but dating as one is much harder. I'm just so grateful that mom didn't give up. Based on the Brad Paisley song of the same title.

A series of mostly unconnected mmoments from the lifes of Albus and Minerva. The first three chapters link to form a mini story. Further chapters are small oneshots. A mix of romance, humour, and sorrow, but always love. ADMM. Updated with an ADMM oneshot, fluff abounds.

Hayffie! Whilst the world is a blaze with the story of the Star Crossed Lovers. Haymitch finally sees this as an opportunity to really defy Snows rules. With a plan to show the city of Panem and each district that they are free to love who they choose, he stages an elaborate media scandal that will rock the entire nation and he doesn't care who gets hurt.

Hayffie! Haymitch propositions Effie. The stakes are high. Its going to be a long night. Rated M for possible future chapter SMUT Content 18

Effie Trinket quits her role as Escort to district 12 tributes for personal reasons and gets replaced. For Haymitch, that just wont do! After an altercation with the new 12 escort he heads back to Panem in search of Effie who, unbelievably for him, he realises misses. Hayffie friendship/ romance. T for language

A very post-series fic, adapted to this fandom from an original piece of mine.

Hayffie! Katniss opens Haymitchs eyes to whats right in front of him. Effie Trinket. If you like, please comment :)

A brief glimpse into the 73rd Hunger Games' Victor's Ball. Hayffie.

'Drunk or not drunk, he was there when she needed him. Most of the time, anyway.' - Will Haymitch be there for Effie when she needs him most? She was irritating, a nag, and she hardly ever shut up, but Haymitch still felt something for her. He just didn't know what it was! Please review! It's my first Hayffie fanfic! Rated M for later chapters.

Effie rushes home in panic when the broadcast of the quell suddenly cuts, and Haymitch is nowhere to be found.

Couldn't think of another name, but this is my submission for NaNoWriMo, National Write a Novel Month, and because I have it broken down into chapters, this will be the count keppet. Reviews are welcome though I won't get to reply if I'm to hit my word goal.

When Carlisle's family lands on the wrong side of a coven of witches his life takes an unexpected yet joyous turn.

Little Ricky goes to see his first movie, but his parents are the ones with the surprise. Set between seasons 4 and 5 while they are in CA. A companion fic to ellenvictoria22's The Diet. Written in honor of the 62nd anniversary of the airing of the first episode.

Maxwell gets furious when he sees Fran with another man. He sees how she always goes for men who take advantage of her, so he decides to change a bit. Rated M for sexual content that may happen in the other chapters. c; Also a bit for the Niles/CC fans.

How will the Ricardo family cope when everything changes, literally, overnight? Post-series fic. NOT a part of the canon in my I Love Lucy world. WARNING: Later chapters rated M for a detailed love scene, major character death, and suicidal thoughts.

Oscar and Glinda are married now and Glinda wants to have a baby. How will Oscar react to that? What happens when Evanora and Theodora bring their armies in to attack the Emerald City and try to take over OZ for good? And who are the people of OZ mourning at a funeral afterwards?

How could a salad cause such trouble for Lucy? Thankfully, Ricky comes to make everything better. Pre-series fic.

Can Mr. Sheffield handle Fran dating other guys? Is he ready to admit to his feelings for her when she is finally moving on? Read and Review please!

Could Gomez really betray Morticia?

The toad really does love cats.

How could an argument lead to funny and embarassing situations for Albus and Minerva. And how their relationship affect those people around them.

Whenever Albus Dumbledore gets a certain mischeivious twinkle in his eyes, Minerva McGonagall knows he is up to something. He has that twinkle again, much to Minerva's disgust. What ridiculous thing is he up to now? Humourous Albus and Minerva story. ADMM.

How Lucy felt during the episode "Hollywood Anniversary" and my own added scenes after the dance/kiss that Ricky and Lucy shared. That episode could've gone on forever and so could my fanfiction, but I had to cut myself off at some point. Enjoy!

Oscar Diggs is now the new ruler of Oz, with Glinda at his side. What would Annie say if she saw him now? maybe she was right all along?

Something isn't quite right with the Good Witch of the South. There's a constant burning in her chest, and she cannot determine quite what is causing this pain. It has everybody worried sick. As Glinda's health takes a turn for the worse, Oz itself seems to fall into disarray as their king is distracted. Will the mysterious burning be solved before it's too late? Ozinda (Oz/Glinda)

AU Severus survived the war and is in a relationship with Madam Hooch. I have used Xiomara as her first name here. She starts panicking when she thinks Severus is going to propose. She gets a little help from a friend.

No real plot. At all. Unless I just subconsciously make one. As for now it's just a bunch of random fluff moments between Oz and Glinda. I love them and I love fluff so decided to write a story about it! Sorry for any errors. Enjoy!

A little fluffy, family moment that takes place after the movie. Oscar helps China Girl get to sleep by telling her a bedtime story. Some spoilers. A bit of implied Oscar X Glinda in there, i think. Now a two shot. Complete.

Haymitch wanders into Effie's room one night while she's asleep.

Seth and Jessica travel to San Fransisco to see Seth's niece Marlena perform in an opera. Marlena confesses to Jessica that she is being stalked and has received numerous death threats. When she is convinced to return to Cabot Cove for her safety, she is murdered only a couple of days after her arrival. Now Jessica must find the murderer.

This story was inspired and based off of the song Dream a Little Dream by Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong and a quote from the Spiderwick Chronicles movie. I don't own these characters. It is an ADMM pairing.

Haymitch and Effie have invited Katniss and Peeta back to their place in the Capitol for a New Years celebration.

What happens when Carlisle and Esme are out hunting and everyone else is left home...Things get a little crazy with the help of Alice's idea.. please read and review first fanfiction..

A parody of the Christmas carol, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, by Elmo & Patsy. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

A little different version of Green Eyed Gomez... also containing Morticia's Romance (the movie version) ***COMPLETE***

Umbridge's reign of terror forces even the most stringent of rule followers to take a stand. McGonagall is angry...very angry

Minerva is kidnapped, Albus is determined to find her. But where will his search lead him? Prequel to Another Ministry Disaster, but you need not have read the other to enjoy this one.

In which Mary Poppins marries the love of her life and works for her happily ever after. Mary and Bert.

a set of Hayffie drabbles, mostly based on the Hayffie Challenge prompts on Tumblr. Enjoy! Fluff, suggested lemons, but no ACTUAL smut. T to be safe

Miles/Grace. She always disobeys him, he angers her. They hate each other...until Quaritch gets his own Avatar and things change between the two. Describable tension surround the two as hostility burns between Na'Vi and Humans, what can these two possibly do to ease the societies' they love? Can they bring themselves to care for each other for the sake of everyone on Pandora?

Sometimes he gets a glimpse of the real Effie, but he wishes it was more often. Hayffie.

Emmett and Alice sign Esme up for wife swap, to find Carlisle will be going instead to the Ortiz family in toldeo Ohio. Get ready for randomness, humor, and pranks!

Go past the fog in Sunuva Cove; you will see death masked as beauty. A mermaid will sing to enchant, uttering such dulcet and harmonious sounds, but retain her mysterious air. When men come, mermaids sing. All men are led straight to their doom…But one.

Albus and Minerva Yule Ball fluff set during Goblet of Fire. Surprise gifts for Minerva, romance and old memories for both Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall. ADMM oneshot.

Sometimes innocent little gestures can turn into something more. Hayffie

Morticia Gets gets into some trouble, but no fear Gomez to the rescue. How far will he have to go to save his love?

Seven times Haymitch almost kissed Effie, and the one time she did. Hayffie. Rated M for suggestiveness, yet nothing but fluff ahead.

In Minerva's zeal to assist the Ministry with the Grindlewald War; she risks her life, her reputation, & friendships through impersonating another witch. A recluse named Morgana - who more than captures Albus Dumbledore's attention. ADMM WWII story

Esme leaves her family to go to Paris for an internship. A flirty colleague is intent on getting Esme into bed, but she is determined to stay true to her husband. Will she find her release through her art or will she give into this handsome Parisian?

Set during the Victory Tour CF and Effie reveals a couple of secrets to Haymitch. Hayffie. Implied Cinna/Portia and Katniss/Peeta

Haymitch and Effie get trapped together inside a closet and a heated argument ensues... Rated M for really descriptive smut, you have been warned. Please read and review! Written for prompt 18 and 19 of the tumblr Hayffie Challenge.

Hermione Granger, inquisitive by nature, is not embarressed to wonder about Albus Dumbledore's private life. Is the champion of love really alone? MMAD, one-shot.

Minerva and Albus are fighting again, but their two daughters think nothing of it, so they sit down and watch as if it were a tennis match. MMAD, one-shot.

Albus Dumbledore wears strange socks because the woman he loves told them that they're funny and he loves to see her smile. How will Minerva react when she hears this? MMAD, one-shot.

Haymitch's life was nothing but darkness, until it became stained by pink drops. Hayffie. Written for the prompt "You must provide your own light to your darkness" of the tumblr Hayffie Challenge.

Set in the end of Catching Fire. Haymitch has to leave. Effie comes to say goodbye. Hayffie. Written for the prompt "It was gravity that brought them together" of the tumblr Hayffie Challenge.

Haymitch, Effie, Cupcakes. Quite fluffy! Hayffie. Written for the prompt "Cupcakes" of the tumblr Hayffie challenge.

Why does Effie care so much about Mahogany? Haymitch sure knows. Hayffie. Rated M for suggetiveness. Written for the prompt "Guilty Pleasure" of the tumblr Hayffie Challenge.

Before Harry arrives at Grimmauld Place, its occupants learn what a distressed Minerva McGonagall is like. Why is she worrying herself sick, & who are the 5 reinforcements Molly Weasley brings in to force her to eat something? MMAD, oneshot. Paranoid T.

Angelina Johnson recruits the Weasley twins to help her set up Professors Dumbledore and McGonagall. Unfortunately, their methods are...less than conventional. MMAD, one-shot. T for mild language and because I'm paranoid XD .

After hearing Albus mutter something in his sleep while he was napping in his office, Minerva wonders about the implications of what she heard him say. MMAD, one-shot.

Sybil Trelawney certainly cannot tell the future on command, but apparently has a knack for seeing the past. Mild MMAD, one-shot.

Hermione has noticed that McGonagall is rather fond of a chain around her neck. When she finally sees what's on the end of that chain, she finds it's the last thing she expected, and leaves her with another question: Who's the lucky man? MMAD, oneshot.

Minerva McGonagall has finally become fed up with Rolanda Hooch's attempts to matchmake her with Albus Dumbledore. Unfortunately, her two children couldn't have had worse timing. MMAD, one-shot.

When a witch enamored of Albus sends a list of questions, Minerva ends up reading them out to him. When the questions become more personal, how does Minerva interpret his answers? MMAD, one-shot.

Jasper,Rosalie,Emmett,and Alice are human. This is the story of them falling in love. Rated M for future plans ; Its very cute funny and romantic. Carlise is Rose and Jasper's dad and Esme is Emmett and Alices mom

Everyone knew Haymitch missed Effie. What they didn't know was how much.

Requested via tumblr! Haymitch and Effie reunited after Mockingjay. Hayffie.

Kelly hasn't exactly had the time for dating, but now she has the chance she is surprised to find the dogs on a sabotage mission. Will Carlos own up to the plot? - Carlos/Kelly

She hadn't realized until it was too late that he was seeing everything. Her reactions, her expressions and tone. He was gauging everything from her, up to and including the steps she took closer to him. Quar'N'Tine!

It is very unusual that Albus Dumbledore gets really angry. What could have happened to make him so furious today ? ADMM in chapter two. Finally updated, and completed.

ADMM Fanfic100 Challenge #86 Choices

One-shot pointless Valentine's Fluff. Albus has a gift for a certain green-eyed witch, as do a couple of mischief making marauders. Tabby Cat and Her Bumblebee universe. MMAD of course.

Grace Augustine hates the military. Of this she is certain. Pre-film.

The very successful Esme Platt owns her own bakery, her own home and a super sweet car. One would think she had it all, except she doesn't. Her love life is very bleak due to her high expectations. The rest is inside, to long.

The normal routine of Esme Cullen changes and forces the family to run from their lives in Alasksa. What will happen and who will be the cause? Characters belong to the amazing Stephanie Meyer.

Carlisle was obliged to marry a woman of regal manners, but fell in love with the modest girl of caramel hair. A forbidden love that flourished at the beginning of the XX century, and lasted the rest of their immortal lives.

The male Cullens have forgotten Esme's birthday and how Esme, Rose, Alice and Bella get even with them. Told from Bella's point of view as it is her plan.

At the end of "Green Eyed Gomez" Morticia and Gomez Addams make up and continue they're lives. But what if it had ended differently? Based off of the 1960s Tv show. Rated T for suicide thoughts/actions. One-Shot.

What really happens when Susan Sarandon and the Count go to the castle? Dedicated Magenta Transylvania! Please R&R!

Lemon Drizzle October author of the month for Jasper's Naughty Girls weekly prompt. Welcome Doctor Cullen to the mile high club. Rated M for mature content. AH O/S

Minerva McGonagall had to have a little fun - and Dolores Umbridge planted herself right in her path. Pity for the school Governors, but there wasn't much she could do about that.

My version of the Cullen's on Wife Swap. Lot's of jokes and pranks, awkward moments and tears. Will the families learn from each other? Maybe. Will Alice stop being a compulsive shopper? Definitely not. No Jacob or Nessie.

Albus tries to persuade Minerva to relax with an offer of something "better than lemon drops and hot chocolate," if such a thing exists. ADMM FLUFF.

A house elf inadvertently reveals one of Albus and Minerva's secrets to a student.

Carlisle and Esme find time to re-connect with Melted Chocolate, Late Night Baking and a Little Love Making.

Another OotP story. After Albus must leave Hogwarts, Minerva struggles with being left behind with Umbridge and only wants Albus to be back again. ADMM.

New York City, black stilettos, a red dress, a few drinks and a stranger; that's all I needed for my own perfect celebration. AH/AU

So on Pandora you die and...then what? A side story to Brotherhood, beginning approximately alongside Chapter 41, Rated M for a certain someone

Princess Esme must travel through the Sahara Desert in search of treasure to prevent an arranged marriage and preserve her kingdom. She starts off on her journey feeling confident, but everything changes once she meets her handsome young escort. / 1st place winner of Tiickledpink's Summer Citrus Contest

In her big Gucci sunglasses and Prada handbags, west coast Esme doesn't fit into Jacksonville, Illinois' society. Then, there is a mysterious boy... Bad sum. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! All human as always...

previous author name- ginny wannabee - It seems Dumbledores gone mad, he's decided to host a Truth Or Dare Challenge! What happens when Slytherins are mixed Gryffindors! Read to find out. Read & Review!

Harold and Winthrop sneak a piece of fudge from the kitchen, confident they will not be caught. But when Marian applies unorthodox methods to investigate, Harold discovers sneaking confections can lead to something far sweeter.

Esme Platt is a girl from Ohio. Carlisle Cullen is a boy from England. What will happen when their 2 worlds collide? What challenges will they face? What will happen as their lives continue? Will they fall in love or break apart? *All Human*

The forbidden fruit just tastes too good to refuse.

Archrivals Carlisle Cullen and Esme Platt hate each other. Dispise each other. And everyone knows it. On the night of the ever famous graduation ball, an unforgetable moment between the two changes their lives. And it could ruin them forever...

Gustavo Rouque is new at this whole producer thing. So he figures an assistant can help with the job. Can love help also? For Sean Murray's-Thom E. Gemcity... hope you like it. Set 10 years before BTR

When a new kind is discovered it puts the Cullens in danger. The kind is able to raise certain people. When a raid of threatners of the Cullens is made, like Royce Kings and Charles Evenson, they are warned that they are only after Esme to kill her.

Carlisle, Esme and the wise and beautiful Tour Eiffel, Paris.

It's Severus Snape's first Christmas after the war. He finds himself with a new duty. An AU postwar fic. ADMM. Minerva-Severus friendship.

AH/AU. Carlisle Cullen and Esme Platt, both Cornell University students, meet on an icy morning. Their romance blossoms.

Carlisle ponders the difference between the evening kiss and the early morning kiss while Esme tends to her indoor garden.

Charlie has a case he needs Carlisle's opinion on, the Cullen kids have all gone hunting this weekend - not without reason... find out what happens when Charlie visits the Cullen's to ask Carlisle's opinion...

Alice, Rosalie, and Bella have a surprise for Esme's birthday! The first in my "Twilight Birthdays" series!

Graduation. Family Pictures of the Cullen's shone in a slidshow?

Emmett and Jasper sign the family up for Wife Swap. But, what if the new mom and her family aren't exactly human? A new version of the favorite story. After BD. First Fanfic. Criticizm welcome!

Minerva and Albus are overheard shouting by the staff and students. What happens? Be warned: Madame Hooch is still a troublemaking demon sent from Hell to annoy Minerva. And that is why we love her.

The Cullens find this normal act getting be boring. So naturally they start a game of Cullen Truth or Dare. Intense. pretty much just for the fun of it. funny lol oh and another thing, its as Esme and Carlisle because carlisle has my favorites here :

AH- Normal Pairings! Carlisle, Edward, Emmett and Jasper move to Forks where they meet the Swan women, Esme, Bella, Rose and Alice. Esme and Carlisle are not married.Girls/boys are single. Will they fall in love and live happily ever after. Rated T.

Nanny and Wilkes at the Debutante Ball and later ... a 'first kiss' story

Esme is up to no good with a certain Police Chief of Forks... Oh dear. It's not what you think... or is it? *COMPLETE*

I've think most of everyone has heard of "The Move". You know when a guy or girl yawns and slowly their arm creeps around your shoulders. Rated T just to be safe. Just another night at Grimmauld Place.

Ten drabbles written to ten songs, each before the song ends. C/J.

This is my take on how Lucy and Ricky met. Just my imagination. Last chapter will be set after they are married.

One Shot: Carlisle is arrested for indecent exposure in the hospital parking lot. Who is to blame? Esme, of course! Part of the 'Charlie Arrests a Cullen' One Shot Contest.

Carlise comes home and finds a letter from the Wife Swap Crew. Esme goes away for two weeks, and pranks are played on the new mom. But these aren't the same, and this time the Denalis participate too. Better than it sounds. Different than others. Chance?

What could possibly make Carlisle and Esme abandon the close-knit family they've so carefully built? And what do a cave, journal pages, and several hospital beds have to do with it? A Twilight mystery. Post ‘Breaking Dawn’

Before she saw her as her mother, Rosalie thought of Esme as an older sister. How does a trip to New York to find her wedding dress change their relationship? One-shot from Rosalie's perspective. Pre-Twilight/ Rosalie's and Emmett's first wedding c. 1937.

When Carlisle begins to shut the whole family out , Esme grows worried . And then he leaves mysteriously , leaving only a note and no explination of his warabouts . Just a idea I'm playing around with , read and comment please !Has mild swearing .

Edward starts off a story telling marathon centering around the history of Carlisle and Esme's love and marriage, all for Bella's benefit. Calisle and Esme seem to find the funny side an denjoy listening to their'children's' stories about them. Family

About a month after moving back to Forks in 2003, Carlisle and Esme keep up appearances with one of the most basic human activities, and are reminded of one of the most basic human emotions.

Kindergarten teachers see more in a week than most people see in a year. Come see a typical kindergarten school day for Esme with a handful of Forks' kids. AU/AH

Minerva and Albus realize that they should repay Rolanda and Severus for getting them together by playing matchmaker for Ro and Sev. How will this turn out? You'll have to read to find out. For CYMKK09. I hope you all enjoy!

Fred and George are in major trouble with Hermione. A perfect plan gone wrong. One incident and Minerva and Albus are the victims. Hopefully the Weasley Twins will be able to fix this before it's to late. It forms into a MMAD thing. So don't worry!

Post BD. Carlisle isn't the person they thought to be as the Witches sentenced him to death. But why? And who was this strange witch that decided to betray her comrades and save his life? His hidden past and his secrets are revealed. Canon-pairing.

The Hogwarts staff are trying to come up with a plan to get Albus and Minerva to finally admit their feelings for each other. Little do they know that someone is watching. Fluffy romantic funny. Albus and Minerva, Filius and Pomona, Severus and Rolanda.

Jasper tries to attack Renesmee and ends up biting Esme, Carlisle snaps. A horrible mistake from two crucial POVs.

Albus starts trouble in the library. Pay attention or you will miss the secrets like all of the students did. Random story. Needed to post it.

JK says he's Gay. WE say he's not. We're both right....yet we're both wrong! ADMM as if it could be anything else XD

Worried that Minerva is working too hard Albus persaudes her to take a holiday with him. A holiday completely away from Hogwarts. While on holiday they visit a muggle shop or two, fun and chaos is almost bound to happen. Probably a oneshot.

Carlisle forgets to tell Esme that he loves her before leaving for work one morning.

-Part of the Bella's... series- The Cullens have a FanFiction writing contest. All of the couples are there but Esme and Carlisle get the longest lemon and OOC Esme

Summary: Dolores makes a shattering discovering! MMSS but with a twist! ADMM as well

The Minister of Magic has been requiring far too much of Albus, and Minerva cannot tolerate it for much longer. ADMM.

This story is during the party well before during and after. couples: william/phoebe, helen/frank, and hint of dylan/christina. please dont be to mean or flame to hard. its my first story ever! and im really excited about it. I OWN NOTHING AT ALL!

Carlisle finds his romantic evening keeps getting interrupted. Charlie finds out the truth the hard way about the Cullen’s.

Albus and Minerva spend a lazy evening lying in bed, playing a game they've played since they were first married. ADMM, of course.

ADMM The Golden Trio go to surprise Minerva at tea...the real surprise though is what the Trio learn!

Pointless MMAD fluff. Minerva attempts to persuade Albus to come in from the cold.

When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.

Carlisle made a big mistake, he bet against Emmett,he bet that if Emmett won he could give Carlisle ten dares,This means trouble!

It's the 400th birthday of Carlisle Cullen! The Cullens plan a surprise party to show how much they appreciate their vampire father. Between Alice and the excitement of it all, will Carlisle have the best birthday ever? Of course! Humor and fun included.

Naoko is kidnapped by a strange man. What will happen? How will the family deal with it? Will she be returned safely? No pairings other than Frank/Helen

Albus wants to marry Minerva. There is only one catch...he has to win over her daughters before he can propose. ADMM

The tale of the famous painter, Carlisle Cullen, and his life struggle to paint the perfect picture.

Blow out the candles and make a wish. What does Esme get as a present for her big 4-0 birthday? An entry for kittenmischief's Hot B* Carlisle contest. Rated M for language and lemons. AH

It's spring, the most romantic time of the year. Everyone at Hogwarts seems to be part of a couple, everyone except Albus and Minerva. A springtime story, mainly MMAD, but also FFPS, HPHG, and SSRH.

I think the title tells you what will happen! It's Randomly Kiss Minerva Day! This is Minerva's favorite day! Of course. It's a comfort thing!

Why only have one Albus when you can have six? Well for know that is. Minerva has to choose the real Albus Dumbledore. But which one is it?

Albus' Daughter is visiting and finds Minerva unconscious....will love ensue? ADMM duh! Though not much Minerva in it.

A late night trip to the kitchens for hot chocolate leads to kisses, fun, and secrets revealed. Fluffy fun with Albus and Minerva. Result of a random plot bunny attack. MMAD as always.

Minerva is angry and Albus isn't listening. Why can't Albus pay attention when Minerva yells at him? There is only one answer.

Rosalie and Emmett aren't the only ones who have fun in the bedroom. What happens whan Carlisle and Esme get busy in the bedroom? *lemon* DON'T LIKE DON'T READ

This one-shot takes place post-Breaking Dawn and is in Esme's POV and Edward's POV towards the end. Pure fluff. Drama/Angst/Romance/Family Summary: Every year on starting Christmas Eve, Carlisle Cullen takes off for work till the night of Christmas Day

Esme is kidnapped, Carlisle is broken, and it becomes Jasper’s responsibility to lead his family through their darkest hour. Will the coven be restored, or will everything come crashing down around our soldier's eyes? Rated for violence. -COMPLETE-

James goes sneaking around and discovered a hidden world. Christmas fluff. One-shot. ADMM

With the rest of the family occupied - Carlisle and Esme indulge in a little downtime themselves. CarlisleEsme fluff, one shot. Happy holidays!

Renee comes to visit Bella. What will Renee think of her daughter and her vampire love? Set about Mid-Eclipse. Read and Review

When he catches another man looking far too closely at her at the hospital, Carlisle realizes just how strong the possessive instincts for their kind run.

For The Only Pancake's Jasper/Alice Carlisle/Esme roleplaying contest! Esme finds a book of Rose's while cleaning and can't help but be intrigued by the possibilities...

Bella isn't looking foward to meeting Tanya, so Esme gives her some words of advice. Pre-Breaking Dawn

Oneshot. It’s 1917, WW1 is 3 years old and Dr. Carlisle Cullen has been drafted by the US Army to treat the wounded in Europe. Between bombs, bodies, and blood, he writes home. AU, with bits of canon smattered in.

As I stand with her under the cool air of my office, I discovered what society thought of us didn't mean a damn thing. - A oneshot. Corny's POV. CornBelle.-

Set during the end of New Moon- After Alice, Bella, and Edward return from Volterra, Esme goes to talk to Carlisle...but is surprised by him instead. Esme X Carlisle one-shot.

Carlisle and Esme go on vacation to Isle Esme, only to find a broken bed and a house covered in feathers. T for sexual references. Esme POV. One shot.

No one likes Lockhart, the staff is scared, the headmaster is sulking, and Minerva is about to commit homicide. Why? Because Rolanda Hooch has a plan and Severus Snape is along for the ride. She's gonna see it through to the end, you should too.

Corny's mother calls Maybelle and invites her family for the Christmas holiday, his family not even knowing that her son is dating a black woman. DunDunDUN. How will the holiday go? Cornbelle, Peaweed, Trink

Four friends celebrate the end of the school year with an "alphabetical drinking" game. Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, Rolanda Hooch, Albus Dumbledore, Filius Flitwick ADMM, FFPS, others implied .

Hermione is spending a very special Christmas... MMAD with much Hermione in it.

One-shot from Charlie's POV for Segolily's Twilight Challenge : Odd Fathers Charlie is much more perceptive than anyone gives him credit for...can he hold his own against Carlisle?

Set just before the second war with Voldemort. Albus senses something coming, and Minerva wonders how it will affect their relationship this time around. ADMM

MMAD Set after the sixth book. Albus lives!

On a breezy autumn day, Albus watches his love from afar. ADMM.

When Minerva promises to meet Albus at the Hog's Head bar, she never expects to meet such a strange bloke as the bartender.. What were Albus's intentions? Story is better than summary, sorry! ADMM.

Here's my Secret Santa gift to furandfeathers! Rolanda makes a bet about Albus and Minerva with Severus. Who will win? ADMM, of course.

Don't blink, or you'll miss it. Sometimes that's the way a relationship has to be. MMAD.

When JK sank our MMAD ship the first time, 5 MMAD fans went after her. Now that she attempted it again, Minerva herself has the chance! AU Not to be taken seriously. This is just fun. MMAD. No flames, please.

A horrible dye job, a stubborn Headmaster and an angry Minerva. What does this all have to do with... love? CHAPTER 5 UP!

Just a bit of MMAD fluff. This is pretty much just a long drabble. Please read and review.

Grindelwald is on the rise to power and thinks a super protection spell would do juuuust nicely, he needs a strong witch though.... ADMM Minerva Mcgonagall Albus Dumbledore pairing my first fanfiction PLEASE R&R!

Albus and Minerva have been happily married for many years. However, even the best of marriages take work, especially when friendly old girlfriends enter the picture and adventurous friends try to help. Complete!

After a hilarious accident, it looks as though Clarisse and Joe might get together but when a horrible memory and danger enter in Clarisse is in trouble with her heart and her life. JC and Charlotte finds romance too with Mia's help.

Ah, it's Christmas time, and the Weasley twins have hatched a particularly dastard prank...they've hoodwinked the mistletoe to ensnare two unsuspecting victims at a time, holding them until they kiss. Set during Ootp. SSNT, RWHG, ADMM

[Hairspray 2007] Lil' Inez wants Corny to stay in her life forever. She wants him to be her daddy. CornyMaybelle. Fluff.

Albus is injured during a mission for the Order of the Phoenix, and Minerva must take care of him. ADMM.

The evening edition of The Daily Prophet releases an article about Albus Dumbledore's love life, or supposed lack thereof. ADMM fluff.

The Daily Prophet doesn’t always report the best about Albus Dumbledore, but they are now running a competition to win a date with him. Strangely, Albus has agreed to it. A young Auror finds herself entered but will romance blossom? ADMM. NEW STORY

At the end of an Order meeting, Arthur plucks up the courage to ask Albus something he’d been wondering for quite some time. ADMM AWMW

Congratulations, kids. You've survived the whole integration boondoggle. Now go have dinner at Maybelle's place to celebrate. CornyMaybelle, LinkTracy, PennySeaweed, Inez

Albus discovers the Muggle treat M&Ms. What is it about them that he loves so much? ADMM fluff.

Xiomara Hooch and Severus Snape decide to play matchmaker for their two friends. Will it work or be a huge disaster?

Albus Dumbledore went to Hogsmeade on a simple errand but when he bumped into a certain greeneyed witch his life was forever altered. Will he let love pass him by or will he take a chance on winning his true love?

Minerva is having a baby, but she must consult Albus with a possible name for the child. ADMM fluff.

Albus is due back from a mission for the Ministry any day now, and Minerva cannot help but miss him.

Albus offers Minerva a Muggle treat that the house elves make for him. What fortune will they receive? ADMM fluff.

Possibly a typical story plot. Albus is trying to tell Minerva he loves her, but along with the fear of rejection, he's having a difficult time doing so. ADMM fluffiness.

ADMM fanfic100 challenge. Albus never enjoyed storms...

Post OotP. Encouraged by worried comments and determined to protect Harry, three unlikely people find their way into Privet Drive for...a month Poor Snape! Slight ADMM

This was my Summer Lovin Contest Entry. CArlisle and Esme have a night all to themselves. What does Carlsile have planned to make Esme swoon

The hardest choice Harry ever had to make was nothing to do with vanquishing Voldemort. The hardest choice he ever had to make was to stand back and watch someone he loved suffer, at her own request. But why? HPPP HPGW ADMM TRMM

Albus and Minerva's daughter has a bad dream. ADMM fluff.

Madam Hooch trys to help Minerva relize her feelings about Albus. When Minerva refuses to confess... ALbus shows up...

Albus's mother comes to stay with him unannounced.

Minerva McGonagall finds that she's due to have a baby. But she's not the only one experiencing pregnancy symptoms. Albus is too! ADMM

Albus and Minerva are missing each other while he's in exile. Set during OOtP. ADMM.

ADMM, it's not as unlikely as Albus and Minerva might think. Rating changed because I don't think Kindergarteners should be reading about such strong emotions, but basically anyone over 12 I think.

Albus Dumbledore sees his love in the Mirror of Erised. Does she see it also? ADMM oneshot. Set before HP and the Sorceror's Stone. My first fic. Please R&R.

Minerva is frustrated. Severus is amused and Rolanda is just...well Rolanda.

Jessica goes to visit relatives in Chicago for Christmas. She's joined by murder, police corruption, and most importantly, Seth!

When Hogwarts has a muggle dance, what happens to a pair of professors? Now updated with a second chapter, no longer a oneshot.

Two girls meet in a busy Diagon Alley. They discover a secret that has been kept from them for ten years. Can they bring the secret out into the open and bring their parents back together? ADMM.

A story that's rather PG13. Filled with Romance between the elderly, as Lizz put it, murder, suspense and...slightly coated with murder sprinkles.:

After stealing Dumbledore’s last Sherbet Lemon, McGonagall does everything in her power to keep the candy from him. She's in big TROUBLE! Will he ever get it back? Do not mess with Albus Dumbledores Sherbet Lemons! (Warning, ADMM)COMPLETE!

A sicklysweet oneshot Joe & Clarisse

Its Lucy verses Ricky.....AGAIN! Lucy goes up against the apartments' record for joke playing and bets Ricky on the outcome.

Daft little one-shot that was funny when I first thought of it...ADMM

TASTE TESTERS WANTED: Albus. Minerva. Fluff. Little bit of angst thrown in for good measure. Stir. no cooking required. One Shot.

This is how the four friend's lives were before they met each other.

One night in the summer after book 5, when neither Harry nor Minerva can sleep, they end up talking. Truths are revealed and Harry discovers that his professor's life is not what he thought it was. ADMM. Please R and R!

Minerva McGonagall has been acting strangely for the past several weeks and now Albus Dumbledore has started too. What could be the cause? ADMM, PPAM

It starts out as a normal saturday morning, but when a little boy wants to explore it tires him out. You never know where they'll fall asleep

Minerva is hanging around. Upside down. Literally. Then...Along comes Albus to her rescue! He WILL rescue her...right? ADMM One shot. Fluffy, happy and cuuuute!

Basically, what if Doc and Marty had convinced Clara they were from the future, and she went with them in the DeLorean? AU Fic like all my others, some swearing. May or May not be continued.

I've always wondered what happened the first time Albus met Minerva's parents.

SEQUEL TO "Mother of a Devil"! Bellatrix Lestrange remembers her mother. Her mother, whom she pities. Her mother, whom she hates.

Poppy Pomfrey finds out something rather surprising and Minerva McGonagall gets quite hysterical. Response to the ADMM Yahoo-group's "Chandelier"-Challenge!

Albus and Minerva are married. Albus convinces Minerva to let him get a doggy. Minerva isn't very happy about it, but little does she know how important Louis will be.

What happened to Minerva's shoes? Why is someone sending her on a wild goose-chase to find them? Why does Albus act suspicious? Shoes aren't supposed to lead you to your true love....are they?

Albus and Minerva fight one night, and it looks like the end of their marriage! Can anything save them? ADMM ONE-SHOT, small appearances by Poppy and Xiomara, rated for some mature language usage! R&R please, thanks!

Loosely based on Catherine's challenge. Can Minerva resist Albus? Read and find out!

Dumbledore courts McGonagall at the Yule Ball, and she is persuaded to let her hair down. Sentimental MMAD fluff!

A bit of dueling from our fav couple. Things will be just peachy...right?

Rita Skeeter has learned something about Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall, and now the whole wizarding world is going to know, too!

: Even wizards as wise as Albus Dumbledore haven’t learned all the lessons there are to learn, and the Mirror of Erised has one to teach. AD/MM

Ever Wondered who found Colin on the stairs First? Minerva or Albus? Both. Iresponse to a Challenge.

Summery: A short Dumbledore/ McGonagall romance inspired by the Dixie chicks’ song. Set in 1945. COMPLETE