Halloween Special! AU Story of Vampire Izaya and Priest/Vampire Hunter Shizuo! In which Shizuo accidentally makes a blood contract, binding the vampire to him as his servant. But Izaya refuses to be tamed that easily.

Bilbo Baggins has a secret no one would expect, he isn't a Baggins at all. He is a Dragon, Arandur the Golden, the great Golden Drake of the Western sea. Last of the civilized dragons to roam Middle Earth. Hiding in exile in the form of a Hobbit reborn time and time again, same creature different shell. Little does he know that times are changing, and he might be exiting retirement

Sequel to "A Dwarf's Pride". Months after the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo cannot say that his life in Erebor is unpleasant... but he admits it would be much better if a certain King Under the Mountain wasn't so elusive. Will it take a trip to the Shire and another unexpected adventure to bring them closer?

Getting involved with an incubus probably isn't the smartest of ideas but Sanji is hard to resist.

collection of warm up drabbles, most 500 words or less but it got longer as I went on. Given as prompts through my tumblr when I'm in need of something to get me writing. Collected here for your pleasure. Zosan

While suffering from his line's obsession with gold Thorin Oakenshield rashly makes an agreement with the Shire's Thain that results in him having to marry one of the hobbit's relatives. Needless to say he isn't pleased, but cunningly picks Bilbo Baggins to be his consort. For his part Bilbo decides to accept the proposal, though Thorin will be quite surprised to find out why.

Our destinies are never written in stone, but one decision can change everything. La Muerte and Xibalba protect the Book of Life from any who would use its power to change the course of fate, however, when mortals-oblivious to its magic-manage to steal the book, history risks being rewritten. The unlikeliest of alliances may be the only thing left to save the future.

Kisame and Itachi go for a swim. Or...Kisame pulls Itachi into the water fully clothed. Oneshot.

UPDATE: I just uploaded 4 new chapters! Little short stories of Xibalba and La Muerte, either before or after the movie. All in random order also my stories are PG, there is no changing that. I own nothing. Please excuse the grammar mistakes and the little author notes at the bottom.

The Pines family is falling apart. Stan and Ford still can't get along and are too stubborn to try, Dipper is distancing himself from Mabel, making her worry that they're drifting apart and will end up like the Stans. When she's stung by a Worry Wasp, a venomous creature from another dimension, it forces the two generations of Mystery Twins to confront their issues. (PostDD&MD)

In which Bilbo is an actor working with the very slimy Smaug, and Thorin is consumed with the idea that Bilbo will leave him for the other man... Rated M to be safe

Itachi is a police officer aboard the intergalactic police force's Cuvier Ship #35 who gets left behind during a raid against an alien shark species. Sasuke promises to find or avenge his brother and somehow ends up on Captain Jiraiya's ship where he meets an annoying Loadmaster, Naruto. Also YahiKo, KimiNaga

Mike screws up on the third night only to be saved by Foxy. From that point on, the pirate begins to act bizarrely, obsessively watching and protecting the guard.

Just a little Virion and Libra fic for a friend. Set in AU Smut possibly in later chapters.

The Uchiha's are legends sought after for their special eyes, beauty, grace and power. One day, Sasuke steps into the outside world and gets caught, his brother Itachi tries to save him but ends up caught as well. The two are captured and sold as slaves to a man known as the Monster of the Mist. KisaIta AU. Lots of SasuSui later, some Shisui x Male OC too.

Working at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria is not the easiest job for Mike Schmidt, as he tries to keep all of the animatronics at bay. When he notices a strange light emitting from behind Foxy's curtain, he prepares for the worst. But when Foxy gets into his room with a human appearance, Foxy reveals something that has been hidden from him all this time (M for smut Human!FoxyxMike)

AU. Bilbo Baggins hoped no one would know of his predicament, especially Thorin Oakenshield, King under the Mountain. Bilbo/Thorin; mpreg. You have been warned. R&R, x (title may change)

In the realm of the gods, an ancient forgotten evil has returned to seek the deaths of his rivals and the erasure of mortals from life and afterlife. With time running out, the fate of humanity depends on the three heroes who represented it before. The three heroes who still have some demons of their own to chase away. It's going to be a long week...

Itachi Uchiha president of Uchiha corp. comes across the world reknowned owner and CEO of Hoshigaki Inc. He expected all the rumours he had heard of the brash and hard man to be true...well they were the only thing he hadn't counted on was falling for the man and screaming his voice hoarse face down on the conference table.

KisaIta Oneshot. A very late story for Itachi's birthday. When Kisame decided to surprise Itachi with a good dinner for his birthday, things somehow got out of hand. Itachi has to deal with his trust issue and Kisame has very convincing arguments.

A Gravepainters story obviously. La Muerte asks her husband a question that's been bothering her.

Oneshot. (for now) The kids just couldn't stop themselves from learning more from the story. But who says they could settle for JUST a story? (Takes place after the kids leave the museum at the end of the movie. Some Sanjay and Jane fluff just so you know! :D)

Itachi and Sasuke live a lavish life with everything they ever wanted – until one day a man named Danzo slaughters their entire clan. Itachi and Sasuke manage to avoid the massacre but now the two are in hiding and barely surviving. That is, until a stranger gives Itachi an offer he can't refuse… KisaIta, lots of SasuNaru later, tons of other pairings, tons of lemons, yaoi/other.

After half a year of living with Mink in his cabin, Aoba is genuinely contented and enjoys every second he spends with him. One day, Aoba suddenly has a stroke of serious depression and starts to become confused about his feelings; his thoughts slowly devouring him which leaves Mink greatly concerned. This is a story about the indestructible bond that Mink and Aoba share.

Recently, Itachi had been running out of ways to make Kisame angry. Why does Itachi want to make Kisame angry you ask? It's simple; hard, rough, angry sex. And Kisame, he knows just how to do it best. PWP.

Itachi is a spy in Akatsuki, but no one really knew. Until Kisame found out his secret. Now he's going to have to brace all and try to avoid getting caught further in this game of cat and mouse his partner desperately wants to play. Rated M: Suggestive[Slight Lemon], Kisa/Ita, One-shot [COMPLETED]

Happily Ever After was never the end of the story. Aurora and Phillip learn the duties and trials of ruling a kingdom. Meanwhile, Maleficent and Diaval drift ever closer, much to Maleficent's consternation. (Phillora, Maleval)

Fluffy and cute MinkxAo! It's one shot story and I really think this pair need more love :D Please R&R! :)

No one is really safe from the abnormalities of the Grand Line. Zosan, Yaoi, Language, MPREG.

Aoba always cried. Every time, regardless of how long, or indeed short, the time had been. (Noiz homecoming fic.)

AU KISA/ITA. The rebel city of Konaha has finally fallen to Orochimaru. With monsters who were designed to do nothing but kill, all hope seems to be lost. That is until one monster falls for a beautiful rebel.

The one thing Jack wanted was to be seen. Now that he is, he has no idea what he's supposed to do. 300 years of loneliness and trust issues don't just go away. Of course, the memories he's getting in his sleep may answer a few questions. (Or: Jack realizes things, the Guardians have a lot to make up for, and Bunny finally gets some Jack.) Jackrabbit. Sequel to The Nature of Belief

Aoba decides to get revenge when Noiz won't stop seducing him at work.

After moving in with Noiz to Germany, Aoba wakes up in the middle of the night to a very pleasant surprise. CAUTION! Yaoi PWP :) Aoba x Noiz

A few weeks after Ponyo turns human, she can't stop thinking about her Father and their rocky relationship with each other. Can they mend the bond that the father and daughter have broken? Cute little one-shot about fatherly love.

ZoroxSanjixZoro A swordsman and cook sandwich. Three-way Smut

Every relationship has a moment where they can either face and accept their fate, or choose a separate path. Unfortunately this time it was up to the Marimo to decide. Zosan. Mpreg.

Following the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin's belief in Bilbo's betrayal has lessened, but not enough to take back his banishment. Bilbo and Gandalf travel to Rivendell, where Lord Elrond insists that they remain, due to Bilbo's pregnancy. When an dwarven envoy is sent to express gratitude to the elves, parts of the old company come as well. Bilbo has a choice to make. MPREG

Soulmate!AU Bilbo returns to Erebor for Kili and Fili's upcoming wedding, Thorin is still mad about the Arkenstone, but after waking up one morning with BIlbo's name on his wrist, can he forgive Bilbo and accept him as his mate for life?

Having crossed over to the afterlife together Frodo decides to play matchmaker and insists that he and his uncle must go on an adventure together. What do they seek? Why his uncle's long dead friends, particularly Thorin Oakenshield.

It's a little known fact that pregnant hobbit's like to be cuddled to bad Bilbo never informed Thorin of that little fact. Thilbo

Noiz/Aoba - Aoba wonders what kind of birthday present he can possibly get for someone who already has everything. Takes place after Noiz's route and after Noiz's birthday story.

Rei and Shin, saddened by their loves departure leave to find them; Goh and Gai, under the command of Zeus, have to stop them. What's more is that Zeus' throne is being challenged by his own son! Judas/Shin; Luca/Rei; Goh/Gai.

When Itachi goes blind after a fight with rogue ninja and using his Mangekyo Sharingan, he becomes completely dependent on Kisame. Will hidden feelings arise as these two do their best to get by while waiting for Itachi's eyes to get better? One-Shot! Kisame/Itachi. REQUESTS ARE NOW CLOSED!

One-shot AU Zoro/Sanji. Zoro looks back on a very special event that happened in his life, and discusses the future with Sanji. Zosan Warning: boyxboy, Language

Before Gandalf left the company in the Mirkwood he gave Bilbo an important sidequest. M for sex and foul language Thorin/Bilbo. Fluff Kind of AU on this one.

Bilbo uses his ring at the Battle of the Five Armies to protect Thorin and his nephews, but he gets severely injured in the process. Thorin/Bilbo, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Violence. Written for a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme.

Bilbo is confused and feels like he doesn't belong to the group of the dwarves (We all know whos fault this is xD). So the dwarves decide to show him, how much he belongs to the group. Soon Thorin grows very jelaous and starts courting Bilbo, who is unaware.

Jack Frost loves Popsicles. Bunnymund loves that Jack Frost loves Popsicles. JackRabbit BunnymundxJack Rated for hardcore lemon and language Disclaimer: I don't own Rise of the Guardians or the brand name Popsicle

There's never been a single situation that Archie has been in, where alcohol wasn't the answer. Luckily, this rule also applies to Maxie. Hardenshipping. Lemon. One shot.

A band of renegade druids that know how much the legendary "Emrys" is worth to certain people have decided to auction him off to the highest bidder. How far will Arthur go to get him back, especially when Merlin's secret is revealed?

Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.

Izaya is upset upon finding out Shizuo thinks he's cheating on him, and in a fit of anger, goes to do just that. Things don't go as planned.

Friends for ages… but what is this strange yearning, burning throughout my body and making me writhe in agony at night? Kyouraku, you drunkard, what are you doing to me? ShunUki, yaoi.

Prince Arthur is struck down by a mysterious sleeping spell and a cryptic message causes all the fair maidens in the land to travel to Camelot with dreams that their kiss will awaken him and win them Arthur's hand in marriage. Mature Content, yadda.

A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru

Within a year, District 10 is no better than District 9. A cesspool of trash and moldering shacks. Regardless of his new prawn body, Wikus still manages to find himself in deep trouble. Other Prawn CharacterxWikus. ChristopherxWikus. SLASH.

Written for a prompt at the LJ kakairu kink meme: "...Iruka's name had to mean that his ancestry wasn't purely Konoha. Mist country tried to kill off the families with demon blood but what if some were missed/escaped?" WARNINGS FOR MPREG.

Squalo is the leader of the Varia Clan, a clan of vampires. That is, until Xanxus of the Vongola, a clan of werewolves, destroys his entire world. -- Halloween AU Fic. YAOI - Intended XS, 8059, and others in later chapters - Possible mpreg.

Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.

So far yet so close. Shin played his harp to release his feelings locked away within his heart. He never excepted his feelings would be heard by the person he yearned for the most, Yuda.Will they ever be together?

For much of his life Itachi may have been a selfish bastard- but when it came to his brother, he knew the meaning of sacrifice. KisaIta giftfic for Mako75 and Master Of The Rebels.

Three Semes. Three Ukes. Three guesses where I'm going with this. Lemon love here. I tried to write a different style for each so R&R and tell me how I did.

UPDATED & COMPLETED! Sesshoumaru was just a human minding his own business when one night a strange man paid him a visit…and changed his world. Warning: FOR MATURE READERS ONLY! Nara/Sess

Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!

On Friday the 13th, what do you get when you cross a sexy henge with two parties, sake, a full moon, and the hottest Jounin in Konoha? Read to find out. KakaIru.

Zoro dials a wrong number trying to get a hold of his friend, but it turns out to be kind of awesome.

YAOI. V-Day Exchange fic. Prompt: AU ZoSan. Sanji is an overworked chef at a New York restaurant called The Baratie. One night he's attacked at a night club, only to be saved by a green haired who's connection to him is more complicated than it seems. 5Ch

Wow... the THREEquel to Children of the Mirror...

Teteiyusu reflects on his personal feelings and his duty of caring for the camatose Zadei.

Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka

A prank spell turns Inuyasha and Sesshomaru back into young pups. Kagome volunteers to keep them safe in her time until a cure is found. But as she soon finds out: Puppies are a handful! Chapter 12 up!

Warnings! SLASH! Plus, excuse my wonky formatting. Legolas and Gimli are separated after the War of the Ring and pine for each other. Winner in the