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 Author has written 12 stories for Divergent Trilogy, Doctor Who, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, 1984, and Torchwood. Hello. My friends call me Nemo. Except for one, who calls me Fluffy the Llama. I don't know why. I'm now in uni and have less time than I would like, but I'm always willing to procrastinate! If anyone wants to chat, send me a PM and I'll probably reply sooner or later. Hopefully sooner. I'm an enormous fan of Big Finish stuff- Gallifrey in particular, but always willing to ramble about Dark Eyes, Doom Coalition, Confessions of Dorian Gray, Vienna, or any of the random stories from the other ranges I've listened to. If anyone knows how to start with Faction Paradox stuff, let me know- I want to but it's kind of daunting and I don't think a reasonably priced copy of The Book of the War exists on this planet. Or even the Doctor Who ones like Lungbarrow... Anyway, yeah. Hi. Come talk if you want to. Or not. If you think all the copy and paste things are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile. | |||||||
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You Either Die A Hero by Bella The Strange reviews
Or Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain. Ianto Jones wakes up to find himself in the fifty-first century. The Usual Warnings: Slash, swearing, mature themes, time travel... Jack Harkness, eventually.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,425 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
The Magic Of Torchwood by Bella The Strange reviews
The Torchwood team have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Set between Adam and Reset. Rated T because of Jack Harkness, swearing, mature themes, slash etc... it's Torchwood!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 143 - Words: 546,512 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 7/6/2011
Brother of Kasterborous by Tangerine-Alert reviews
Gallifrey is his home. It's where he's grown up, where he's studied, where his brother has also. Harry Potter is a Time Lord of Gallifrey, one with fascinating powers that Pythia would have recognised well. Now he must work out who he is when the universe is open to him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,821 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Harry P.
Against All We Know by MayFairy reviews
Science leads. Kate Stewart runs into a grumpy amoral Time Lady, is unsure of how to proceed, and learns that somehow her life was quite boring before the smug pain in the arse dropped out of the sky. The Rani learns that while humans are certainly as stupid as she'd always thought, there's one she hates a little less than all the others. [90% bickering and snark, femslash]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,093 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Kate S., The Rani] The Master, 12th Doctor
Dear Whovian Authors by saess reviews
The cast of Doctor Who discovers fandom.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 260 - Words: 26,644 - Reviews: 5465 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 8/24/2013
Random Convos by BrookeyThatMermaid reviews
This is just some random text messaging conversations between SP characters that I wrote in Social Studies when I was bored out of my mind. (Now with added depression)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 59 - Words: 26,295 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Tanith L., Ghastly B. - Complete
Collision Course by Jango27 reviews
"She shouts obscene warnings through the filthy gag, because she knows who will come through that door first, just as she knows with a frigid certainty that that will trigger something horrible that she can't control." The actions of one of my favorite characters in one of my favorite episodes. Rated for language. Hope you enjoy :)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,853 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 5/15/2015 - [Bobbi M., Lance H.] - Complete
Some are Lost, Others are Found by DaisyPotter7926 reviews
This is the story of how Rose Tyler returned to the life that she thought was lost. It all began when a mysterious little blue letter found it's way into her universe. Now reunited, they share the most amazing adventures together. But something goes awry along the way. The Doctor is on a tyrant and Rose is captured. Will he be able to save her? Series 6-7 Reunion! Completed
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,421 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 5/12/2013 - [11th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
The Prowess of Battle Toasters by ThereBeDragons17 reviews
Just because Tutor Borusa's one of the most respected teachers at Prydon Academy doesn't mean Theta won't prank him. WARNING: ridiculous and hopefully a little bit funny.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2015 - 1st Doctor, The Master, President Borusa - Complete
Tales of the Time Lord Academy by Gallifreyan Phoenix reviews
Slices of life at the Time Lord Academy. Featuring student!Doctor/Theta Sigma, student!Master/Koschei, as well as a student!Patrex OC.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 10/29/2014 - 1st Doctor, The Master, The Rani, OC - Complete
Phoenix Rising by chappysmom reviews
Sequel to LIKE A PHOENIX. Now that John has his magic back, how is this going to affect the Work with Sherlock? Not to mention the Wizarding world's relationship with the Muggle British Government. And how much does Jim Moriarty know? (10-chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,588 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Problems With Regeneration by Romanadvoratnalundar reviews
The thing with regeneration is that its like rolling dice. And in this case she hoped she had bet on the right numbers. She turned and looked into the mirror in the corner of her room, looking back at her was the fresh, tiny form of Princess Astra, staring back at her with an utterly confused look on her face. A different look into Romana's regeneration. Spoilers for BF Gallifrey
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2014 - [Romana I., Romana II, 4th Doctor] Pandora - Complete
Forget Me Not by OUATLovr reviews
"It is you who should be on your knees. Now kill me, and do a better job of it than last time. " This was not how she had thought it would end. In her mind's eye, it had been Athos kneeling at her feet, Athos dying by her own hand.
Musketeers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Athos, Milady de Winter - Complete
24601 by Tron45 reviews
Clara Oswald has been a slave in the nation of Gallifrey her whole life. Cruelty is all that she has known from her masters. But when she is purchased by a man, only known as the Doctor, her whole life changes. She is no longer beaten mercilessly, and is treated with respect. But who is the Doctor, and what secret is he hiding? AU. Please review.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,777 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Complete
When Dead Men Grieve by TheOneWithTheMissingTeeth reviews
How the three remaining Dead Men cope with the deaths of their comrades. A fic inspired by the Golden God's overly generous portion of misery which he never fails to include in his writing.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Skulduggery P., Dexter V., Saracen R. - Complete
Given Our Curses by Quantumphysica reviews
"Evil comes in all sorts and sizes, you know. Even in small pink-wrapped packages with a bow on top." In which there are sleepovers, sneaky politics, a bright pink hippogriff, a coffee machine running on magic, family reunions, and lots, oh lots of torture... Sequel to Cursing The Unforgiven.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Hermione G., Theodore N.
Like a Phoenix by chappysmom reviews
"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,384 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cursing The Unforgiven by Quantumphysica reviews
"Stop staring at him. I don't care what you do when you meet him in a dark corner, but don't do it in public!" In which there will be car theft, identity confusion, constant vigilance, nefarious plotting, eternal glory and other strange commodities, and revenge is a dish best served bloody hot... (Sequel to The Gifted Curse, can be read separately)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,104 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Rabastan L., Theodore N., Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
Hardly Ever by Mara O reviews
He hardly ever hears her. But 'hardly' is a long way from 'never.' A moment with the Eighth Doctor from the Last Great Time War.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2013 - 8th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Gifted Curse by Quantumphysica reviews
"It's such a pity you and Harry hate each other. I bet he would love to have someone else to chat with besides You-Know-Who. Not that they chat of course, but you know what I mean." In which slander and speech impediments are battled, old secrets get uncovered, dementors meet the Cruciatus Curse, and irony is a big black dog. Sequel to An Accursed Gift, can be read separately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,294 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Hermione G., Theodore N., Salazar S. - Complete
An Accursed Gift by Quantumphysica reviews
"I don't understand how it's possible, like really not, but you are not a bad person. You are a really nice person who just likes to torture people." In which unlikely friendships are made, people and diaries get cruciated alike, a debt is repaid and accidentally the best way to cure a ghost of chronic depression is discovered. Sequel to A Gift And A Curse, can be read separately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,111 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Rabastan L., Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
A Gift And A Curse by Quantumphysica reviews
"Mom calls my dad an idiot, my dad says mom is crazy... Neither of them is a good reference, so I've decided to form my own opinions." It's never easy being young, but for some it's harder than for others. A story about torture curses, muggle tech, gossipy portraits, family issues and trying to find a place in a world full of contradiction...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,876 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Bellatrix L., Rabastan L. - Complete
The Year that Might Have Been by Kelenloth reviews
"I'm… sorry…" He moaned for the billionth time – an inaudible whisper. His throat had been torn to the point of uselessness by his own terrible screams. - A re-telling of the Year that Never Was in which the Doctor is never aged. Doctor-whump, NON-slash.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,174 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Hang on! Wasn't this planet dsestroyed? by Dragones reviews
When the Doctor followed a psycic message he never expected it to take him to his oldest love and his oldest enamy and a planet that shouldn't exist...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, Romana III
The Little Things by Armontentia reviews
Our favourite and not-so-favourite characters discover Facebook - grab the popcorn! :3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,601 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort, Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Burnt Fingers and Reprisals by bookEnd reviews
The CIA have fingers in every pie. Occasionally they get burnt. A conglomeration of audio canon, in which Narvin and Vansell have to deal with the clean-up after the events of BFA: Unregenerate! A summary is included, if you don't mind being spoiled.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Narvin - Complete
be still, and wait without hope by phantomlistener reviews
The Lady President Romanadvoratrelundar in captivity. Here lie vague spoilers for the BFA 'The Apocalypse Element', and also mild allusions to torture.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Romana II - Complete
through time time is conquered by phantomlistener reviews
Their story has been foretold and they cannot escape Time. The Doctor and Romana through the ages, from beginning to end. Romana I/II/III, 4th/8th/9th Doctors
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/2/2011 - 4th Doctor, Romana I. - Complete
Student Pranks by drox reviews
Drabble. There's no April Fool's Day on Gallifrey, so imaginative students at the Time Lord Academy celebrate it *every* day.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2008 - 1st Doctor, The Rani - Complete
Imperius by Jess Pallas reviews
“Imperius…Werewolves…You Know Who…” The last words of a dying man force Remus Lupin into a dangerous investigation at the infamous Feral Institute. Sequel to Oblivious although prereading isn’t vital.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 208,480 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
I Am Zagreus by infiniteviking
POEM, 8th Doctor audio era. Zagreus, from his own perspective, in 200 words. Will make more sense if you've heard the Big Finish audio drama Zagreus.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Cellophane Beauty by TimeAsunderQ reviews
A story about the evil of evils, the Master. Decided upon revenge, the Master takes Peri captive. What will happen to her? Read to find out!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2004 - Published: 4/27/2003
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And burn the long-liv'd Phoenix in her blood reviews
In the final days of the Last Great Time War, President Romana- or maybe President Trey- faced a leadership challenge from Lord Rassilon. The timelines changed constantly, but one thing remained the same- Rassilon did not treat the deposed president and her allies with kindness. (Title from Shakespeare's sonnet 19).
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2017 - Romana II, Narvin, Romana III, Rassilon - Complete
Chess
I have absolutely no idea what is going on here... Basically, a chess game between two powerful beings, with Winston and Julia as pawns. Or something.
1984 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Complete
Farewell, Theta Sigma reviews
Susan Foreman sends a letter to her grandfather post time war. She isn't exactly happy. (very, very dark)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2014 - 11th Doctor, Susan F. - Complete
An Unexpected Package reviews
It was really very boring, sitting in a pocket universe where no one could understand you except for a robot dog. Romana wanted a way out. She was quite surprised when she actually got one.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Romana II, K-9 - Complete
Something Valuable reviews
'You're a thousand years old. You must have something you care about.' The items in that pocket stay put. (set in Rings of Akhaten)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2014 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Nothing Left to Lose reviews
I stopped calling myself the Doctor long ago. I've known for so long what I'm going to have to do. I knew today was the day when the news came. But I couldn't do it without seeing him again. One last time. (set just before Day of the Doctor from War Doctor's perspective)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2014 - I. Braxiatel, War Doctor
The Mysterious Door reviews
Clara Oswald went for a swim in the TARDIS swimming pool and then found herself wandering around empty corridors for an hour as the TARDIS laughed at her. When she does finally find a door, it's been scribbled over by everyone who's been in the TARDIS for any length of time. The Doctor, being the Doctor, replied to every single message. R&R!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 115 - Words: 31,017 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Clara O. - Complete
Target One reviews
Other than the Renegades, the best fighters on Gallifrey were in the Celestial Intervention Agency. Kurremkarmerra is the best of the best- she's brave and resourceful, but most importantly, she's loyal to Gallifrey and its people. But is she really good enough to eliminate Target One?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Daleks, OC - Complete
Remus Lupin, werewolf no more reviews
Padma Patil was not only a witness to the death of Remus Lupin. She was the cause of it. And she will hate herself forever for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Parvati P., Padma P. - Complete
Shadow of the flame reviews
Primrose Everdeen is dead. Kind of. Really, she's watching these games, the one that her sister ordered the creation of because she died. And she's hating herself for dying, hating her sister for ordering these deaths. On indefinite hiatus until I manage to continue the games without everyone being dead by day three.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Prim E., Rue, President Snow’s grandaughter
Finding the madman reviews
Lady Christina De Souza was on a bus when it flew through a wormhole onto the planet of San Helios. She met an alien man who saved her life. And now, with a flying bus and the police on her heels, she is out to find him again. On indefinite hiatus until I work out how to continue without everyone dying in the next 50 words.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - 10th Doctor, Christina dS., Jack H., Gwen C.
The other transfer reviews
An Erudite girl once found something so big that she changed to Abnegation because of it. Something so evil many would die for it. Set at the time of the first book.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Jeanine M., Marcus, Andrew Prior - Complete