Hia everybody!! for those who don't know my name is Cupcake and I like microwaves. yeah. tinky winky, dipsy, lala, po tellitubbies tellitubies say heeello!! I like mortal instruments and harry potter and lots of other books. I like burpies and swimming and cucumber and Tobuscus and acting and talking and science. I dont like sit ups or backstroke or mean people or cleaning or platypuses... I have a phobia of platypuses. *screams and hides* My best friend is Thatgirlinpajamas. She is a spoon. We like to go camping. Last time we went camping together, Our tent pole snapped over our head. O.O. And there were big scary kangaroos eating grass outside. It was fun I stayed up till around 4 in the morning playing paper toss...that is a addictive game.

I stole this from Spoon's profile cause she told me to and I agree with it 100%:

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mum saying you can still keep it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

"Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs."

"A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws."

"Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?"

93% of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile .

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.

-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

-You see, I used to be normal. But then I learned to read. So, the normalness went right down the drain! My dad blames my first grade teacher...

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

-They laugh because I'm different...I laugh because they're the same.

-A good friend will comfort you when you're boyfriend breaks up with you...but a best friend will go up to him and ask "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa put this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing for absolutely no reason at all, put this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Don't point a finger at anyone, cause 3 more are pointing back at you. Try pointing your finger and 3 of your fingers are pointing back at you. Now you are laughing cause you tried this and look stupid for pointing your finger at a wall.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile.

Your a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (try the entire harry potters in two days. That's fun, WOOH NO SLEEP!)

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character

OK!! I really have to go or my pet dinosaur that I ride to school is gonna go nuts and start eating all of the petunias... ok peace out!! Miss Cupcakeinaonezie.