I don't like to be in a big group, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a different sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people off, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets greasy a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I’m defensive, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I’m a nudist, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a former prostitute so I MUST be a whore myself.

I’m Texan so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a cross dresser, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw anime so I MUST be a freak.

I am a fan girl so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I watch porn so I MUST be perverted.

I’m an only child so I MUST be spoiled.

I’m intelligent so I MUST be weak

I am American so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m welsh so I MUST love sheep

I’m Scottish so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (it's actually called a kilt)

I’m a young writer, so I MUST be emo.

I’m Canadian, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I’m a guy, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I’m Canadian, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I’m disabled, so I MUST be on welfare.

I’m a feminist, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I’m a teenager, so I MUST have a stereotype.

I wear a big sunhat when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like blood, so I MUST be a vampire.

I’m an albino, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer! (What?)

I’m English, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m white, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like yaoi or yuri, so I MUST be a homophobe

I’m not the most popular person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the environment...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a fan character, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I chat; I MUST be having cybersex.

I’m pagan so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I’m Wiccan so I MUST worship Satan

I’m conservative, so I MUST be against abortion

I’m Swedish so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (well you got the blond blue eyed part right)

I’m a lesbian so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like cartoons, so I MUST be irresponsible.

I like reading, so I MUST be a loner.

I have my own spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be wrong or misguided.

I am Wiccan, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I disagree with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I’m a person, so I MUST be labeled

I don't curse, so I MUST be an outcast

I like games, anime and comics, so I MUST be childish

I’m Swedish, therefore I MUST be white.

I spot grammatical errors, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I’m gothic, so I MUST be mean.

I’m strong so I MUST be stupid.

I’m Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to renfaires, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m gay so I’m after every straight guy around.

I don’t want a boyfriend so I MUST be lesbian.

I’m not Christian so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I drink and smoke, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a cutter, so I MUST be a cutter too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I’m a perfectionist so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I don’t like to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like fire so I MUST be an arsonist.

I play video games so I MUST be a loser