Harley wants Joker, Joker wants Batman, and Batman wants none of it. But several children's lives hang in the balance, and Joker promises to release the hostages unharmed... on one condition. Cracktastic hilarity ensues. B/J SLASH

An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and therapy. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand.

With nothing more exciting to do while he's waiting for his latest criminal master plan to reach it's conclusion, Moriarty decides to tail Doctor John Watson as he goes about his ordinary life but when they find themselves in the middle of an attempted bank robbery, things suddenly become anything but ordinary. Rated T for now but will go up in later chapters. SLASH.

John Watson was used to many things other people would consider strange; but to wake up in a dark street and meet a young drug addict who looked eerily familiar wasn't one of them. AU, Post-Reunion.

Obi-wan had not struck Darth Maul down and they keep running into eachother. What does a perplexed Jedi Knight and a powerful Sith make? A great slash story. M/M. Obi-wan/Darth Maul. You were warned.

Months after John Watson is invalided back from Afghanistan he meets a stranger on a train: one that can read his military career in his face and leg and his brother's drinking habits in his mobile phone. Then, years earlier, he meets him again.

"I gave him every opportunity to prevent this from happening," Jim whispered, squatting down and leaning dangerously close to John's face, "I even gave him my number, remember?" (rapenoncon -not your thing? don't read!) [rated T for now, will become M later)(JOHNLOCK)

Batman and the Joker stop for a moment and talk, both tired of everything. Not exactly Angst, just an experiment in hurt/comfort genre. Could be seen as Pre Slash.

John never met Sherlock Holmes. Instead, he met Sebastian Moran, who introduced him to Jim Moriarty. AU.

Jim has Sherlock's pet to himself, so, of course, he's going to play with him. John plus Jim plus M rating equals fairly creepy rather quickly. Set during The Great Game after John leaves 221b but before Sherlock arrives at the pool. Written for pippinly of tumblr for Sherlock secret Santa 2012. A thousand thank yous to BritChick101 for the lightning fast beta and Britpick!

With Jonathan Crane critically injured, Batman has no choice but to take him to the cave. I mean, it was technically his fault after all, and he is the only person with the know-how to save him. But will the trauma leave Crane sound of mind? Not that he was to begin with anyway. Crane x Wayne - Slash.

Obi-Wan is taken captive by Darth Maul after the Padawan fell during their fight. Maul decides to keep him on his ship... Slash ensues. MaulXObi-Wan

There's something growing within John Boyd...

MaulxObi slash AU. After defeating Maul on Naboo, Obi-Wan has to deal with an injured Master and a cranky Sith prisoner.