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Joined 06-02-09, id: 1956147, Profile Updated: 01-17-10

i love the twilight saga and anything else vampire related

favourite anime: ouran high school host club
favourite characters: the twins (obsessed kinda)... i like hikaru more

other anime i like: school rumble, azumanga daioh, lucky star, kuroshitsuji, ghost stories, karen, inuyasha, naruto, fma, fma2, full metal panic, one piece, black blood brothers, bleach, death note, blood , black cat, fooly cooly, please twins, elfen lied, ranma 1/2, rosario+vampire, DN Angel, the meloncholy of haruhi suzumiya, devil may cry, crayon shin-chan, vampire knight, air,generator gawl, fruits basket, midori days, i, my, me strayberry eggs, haibane renmei,yu yu hakasho,pita-10, and zatch bell... i may have issues...

If you hate Spongebob Squarepants and would attack him with a knife if given the chance, copy and paste this into your profile.

i believe that A.D.D and A.D.H.D is a gift not a dissorder if you think that to then put this on your profile

98 Percent Of The Teenagers Say "I Love You" And Don't Mean It. If You Are The 2 Percent That Does, Then Copy And Paste This In Your Profile.

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
Phil
i mean really i have like 500 hundred songs... is it really necessary to repeat 4 of them

Where are you?
sitting front of the comp

Look up, now look back. What did you see?

a wall

What's the last thing you ate?
potato patties

What's your personality like?
hmm... depends on my mood... mostly random

Who do you have a crush on?
no one!!

What was the last thing you thought?
my adoptive bro is a horrible singer

You have a million dollars. What do you do?

good question... buy stuff i guess (yes i no im stating the obvious

What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?
nothing


What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?
my adoptive bro is an idiot

What's it like being you?

hmm

What are your thoughts on writing?
... i write?

How tall are you?
5'6"

What book are you currently reading?

lust bites

What music are you listening to?

blame it on tom - brokencyde

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?
youtube, chatango, whichever one was last

What was the last thing you cooked?
potato patties

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

why do u care

Do you know who the governor of your state is?
uh... i dunno

How many different programs are open on your computer right now?

4

Have you ever been water-skiing?
Nope

What is the weather like?
cold... its like 40 below and theres 3 feet of snow so ya...

Are you going an vacation this summer and where?

no

Anything else?
hmm

The iPod Shuffle-

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. What is your motto?

The Funny Farm - Dr. Demento (wow... that actually fits me)

2. What do your friends think of you?

Caramell - Caramelldansen (huh...)

3. What do you think about most often?

The Bad Touch - The Bloodhound Gang (o.o)

4. What is 2+2?

New Math - Tom Lehrer (well isnt that just ironic)

5. What do you think of your best friend?

Italian Boys - Vic Mignogna (no comment)

6. What do you think about the person you like?

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts - Freddy Martin (ok then...)

7. What is your life story?

Gay Bar - Electric Six (o.o wow... i have no comment whatsoever to that)

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

rockstar - brokencyde (omg i love that song... yes that is all i have to say)

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Chance - Vic Mignogna (hmmm... it actually fits)

10. What do your parents think of you?

Uhn tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss - the bloodhound Gang (ok... i think im going to start avoiding my parents o.o)

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

My World - Sick Puppies (... not comment)

12. What will they play at your funeral?

You're so damn hot - ok go (O.O)

13. What is your hobby/interest?

Dumm diggy dumm - Toybox (how does that even work)

14. What is your biggest secret?

Superstar - Toybox (y is it all a sudden all toybox songs... oh and i am a superstar with a big big car and a great big car i am a superstar and i dont care who u r!)

15. What do you think of your friends?

best friend - toybox (again! i think it went off of shuffle o.o well at least it fits... kind of o.o)

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

The Sailor Song - Toybox (... what... the... hell? that doesnt even make sense... and just checked to make sure it was still on shuffle o.o)

17. How will you die?

Dumm Diggy Dumm - Toybox (what it ran out of toybox song and decided to start over? ok im starting to get sick of all the toybox songs... even if i like them its not naturel on shuffle!)

18.What is the one thing you will regret?

faking my own suicide - relient k (o.o well at least it stopped with toybox...)

19. What makes you laugh?

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts - Freddy Martin ( wth is with all the repeats of songs... ive got like 500 songs!)

20. What makes you cry?

dead puppies - various artists (awwwww TT~TT

21. Will you ever get married?

superstar - toybox (omg i swear im going to kill my ipod abd that doesnt even make sense)

22. What scares you the most?

hello my hate - black veil brides (...)

23. Does anyone like you?

youre so damn hot - ok go (omg another repeat! grrr! and i think thats a yes...)

24. If you could go back in time, what would you change?

knives and pens - Black Veil Brides (huh?)

25. What hurts right now?

im gay - bowling for soup (but im not...)

26. What will you post this as?

razzle dazzle - chicago (no comment...)

random sayings:

They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people
So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
heaven wont take and hells afraid ill take over so im stuck on this damn planet
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most
Don’t call me emo or I’ll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I’ll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
who cares if we're acting like immature idiots... at least we're having fun!
warning: random attacks of hyperness... i cant be help responsible for my actions
warning: do not follow in my footsteps... i tend to walk into walls and ocasionally off a cliff
people r like slinkies basicly useless... but yet so amazing to watch fall down the stairs
i have bad refexes i was once run over by a car being pushed by 2 guys
have u ever noticed that the word politics is derived from the words poli meaning many in latin and ticks as in blood sucking creatures?
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I don’t obsess! I think intensely.
All the good guys are gay, married, or fictional characters
When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in
keep trying to kidnap Jasper, but Alice is always at his window with a bat. How does she kn…ohhh, right!
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'

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The door Luna opened by lunaachaan reviews
A view of the life of the Hitachiin brothers from a very close relative. Love, friendship, and, before it all, family. Luna helps the brothers understand themselves, as well their feelings towards others. (OC POV) (Editing old chapters, and still updating)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,844 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H., OC
Perfect Disaster by Thatzly reviews
A lawyer, identical brothers, and a suspicious case. Why did she take on this challenge? How was she supposed to solve a murder when her client has no recollection of if he committed the crime or not? Worse, her opponent was the famous Kyouya Ootori. AU.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,368 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H.
Not Afraid to Dream by Thatzly reviews
'Let's play a game, Kaoru.' In one last show of love, Hikaru teaches his brother that nothing can separate the close bond between them with a new game. A treasure hunt that Kaoru would learn to both love and hate.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,416 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
KINGDOM NOTE by DeathPrince reviews
The anime world is being destroyed by evil heartless called Pokemon. King L sends Ryuk and Rem to find the owner of the magical keyblade called Death. Unfortunaly that fails and they crash the gummy ship into Light, destroying his raft!
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Light Y.
50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Ouran by mysteriously.mesmerized reviews
The 50 things that I am NOT allowed to do at Ouran! CRACK-ness! XD Number 17: I will not attempt to go on FanFiction net during hosting hours ever again.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2008
Held Breaths by XxKat-OF-ShadowsxX reviews
March 11, 2011. A horrific earthquake creating a tsunami hit Japan. A tsunami hit Japan's north eastern coast and earthquakes plague it. America will do all it can to help.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Japan, America - Complete
Unwritten by RR94 reviews
Couldn't think of a title. Orihime leaves for a few weeks to find her mother. Upon her return with her mother, Ichigo realizes his love for her. OC Kyoko Inoue Orihime's mama , Of course pairings include Ichihime, maybe RukiRenji, or even a crack pairing
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Only One Survives by Jordan K. Thomas reviews
Submit-A-Tribute, CLOSED. REAPING.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010
Different by RockerGirl0709 reviews
Kaoru always thought that him and Hikaru were the same. But, that all changed when he realized he had something that Hikaru didn't. Please read and review! The final chapter is up!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,227 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Kaoru H. - Complete
Crush Crush Crush by J1210 reviews
When Yuffie mistakens Merlins love potion for taffy and drinks it. She falls in love with the Fullmetal Alchemist. Now Winry is in a competition to gain Ed's affection or at least find out what's wrong with her bubbly friend.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Yuffie K., Edward E.] Winry R.
everlasting by BooksRLuv reviews
I don’t know how much I can take. There I was, the first day at my new school, and I was hopelessly lost. I weaved around the groups of teenagers, looking down at the wrinkled piece of paper in my hands every few minutes.
Immortals series, Alyson Noel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010
Like a Family by RR94 reviews
Sakura has Leukemia which ends up bringing everyone together, even Sasuke back. Just like a family. little bit of sasusaku and naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Twilighter Times by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
Your online Twilight newspaper! Complete with recent news and other fun articles! We will give you all the things you need and want to know about Twilight! Articles include: Ask Alice, Twilight Hangman, Great Stories To Check Out, and a whole lot more!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,443 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
Then, the Hitachiin twins started cooking by Person-with-a-Keyboard reviews
Boredom Hitachiin twins Cooking? What could possibly happen next? Only you know! Read and tell me what should happen with these two crazy twins and that blasted cookie dough! CHAPTER TWO IS UP!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
The Shadow Queen by thesupersomething reviews
Would you marry someone just because your father says you should? For Kyouya, that would be the case. For Haruhi, there's no way that's going to happen. But will Kyouya ever give up? I don't think so. TEMPORARILY ON HOLD! kyoharu kyouharu kyouyaxharuhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,216 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
A story of a girl by Marshies reviews
Its about a girls life that falls apart and how she manages to put it back together. Rated M for langue and lemons in later chapters!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009
A new friend by drifting-angel reviews
Theres a new girl and she's poor. she has a scholorship to ouran for the rich and beautiful. She starts to slowly warm up to the host club, and shows them how to enjoy life, but will her secreat tear thier friendship apart or make it grow stronger.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
The Best Nearly Forgotten by NotSoSlightlyCrazy reviews
Bella knew the Hitachiins when she was little, but after their vacation, they just passed around letters. Bella gets an invitation to visit Ouran, and soon gets an invitation to learn there. Will she go? During Twilight, before James. Non-Canon.
Crossover - Twilight & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella, Hikaru H.
The Ouran Host Club comes to Forks! by KATtheVampireBunny reviews
what would happen if the Ouran Host Club came to Forks and joined in at Edward and Bellas school? Tamaki asks Edward to join and Haruhi becomes best friends with Bella. And how will Forks react to TWINCEST!
Crossover - Twilight & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009
You Know You're Obsessed With OHSHC When by Kyouya'sDirtyLittleSecret reviews
Hey! I noticed soo many "You know you're obsessed with insert thing here " for Bleach and Naruto and all that, but there wasn't one for the amazingness that is Ouran High School Host Club! So I made one! Squee!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009
It Takes Two to Play the Game by Yuzume Mikien reviews
Full Summary in Story "I played the “Which one is Hikaru” game the other day… without you. A young girl called out your name, but I was the only one there. For your sake, Hikaru, I let her win." "You see Hikaru, she's having your baby..."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 82,334 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Who Would Ever Think by Flecher and Friend reviews
With all the club focused on the girl in the club its easy to blend in and go un noticed even if you also happen to be a girl but just happen to better at hiding it or I guess you are trying to hide it.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,881 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
Repetition by Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein reviews
If you said a word enough times, it would lose all of its meaning and just become a breathed whisper. /AxI one-sided/
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Isabelle L., Alec L.
Poor Kaoru by RockerGirl0709 reviews
Something very weird is happening to Kaoru, and it's all thanks to a special test he took. Please read and review at the end. BEWARE OF YAOI!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Emmett's Makeover by Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein reviews
What happens when you combine Alice, Emmett, and the word "makeover"? Find out! Hilarity ensues. Emmett's pov.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,415 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
S H A D E S of B L U E by The Biggest Bugger reviews
Her name was Indigo and her best friend was the black diary she carried in the back pocket of her leather school bag. Care to take a peak?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
The Random Tales Of Emmett Cullen by Homicidal Potatoes reviews
Takes place through the entire series. This is what Emmett does when he has nothing else to do. mild language if any.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Emmett