*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.

As a Hogwarts student, Sirius was crazy enough, but with a little unwelcome help from a certain someone, who knows what Hogwarts will end up looking like when this ordeal is over? R&R!