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I don't have much to say except that i will be writing my stories soon so dat all for now

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace/Facebook pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years, or hearts for that matter.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling (nod, smile).

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were simply too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your own stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You just know you did.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 3,513 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Regret by Cannibal Inc reviews
"Uzumaki Naruto has resigned from the Shinobi Ranks. His whereabouts are unknown,"- They could only bow their heads in silent resignation. "He finally went," Neji sighed, "to Sasuke," -In which Naruto leaves to find his true home. SasuNaru Eventual Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,300 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,665 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
We Three by Cannibal Inc reviews
He is a black stain to their perfection. He is on the inside, but on the outskirts of it. Because two is a unit. And three? Three is extra. All he wants is to disappear. Let them forget a Spring that is already dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,288 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fools Errand by the.nureta.mofu reviews
When is Naruto NOT chasing after Sasuke? Never, but what happens when he finally runs into him and gets a chance to bring him home to Konoha for real? A narusasunaru oneshot in Naruto's point of view (1st person) very short and very sappy, just full of love and all that good mushy stuff. P.S. There is no death involved or smut, sorry!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reason to Quit by kuristina reviews
Two and a half years of dating Sasuke, Naruto never once minded that his lover liked to have a little smoke every once in a while. He had merely accepted that his lover liked to step outside and have a cigarette when he felt like it in between the weeks. But a thought and a friend makes him wonder what could get Sasuke to quit smoking...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke Says by FastForward reviews
Minato Namikaze took everything from the Uchiha family. Their money, their business, their home, absolutely everything. Now, Itachi and Sasuke are going to take it all back, and the only way to do that is to take what Minato holds dear. Payback's a bitch. (SasuNaru.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,093 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 3,083 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2631 - Favs: 4,312 - Follows: 4,099 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Come Play With Me by keepmeworthy reviews
4 year old Naruto finds a puppet and wants nothing more than to take it home, but what he doesn't know is that there is a demon named Sasuke sealed in the puppet that will do anything to get out. SasuNaru, suicide, rated M. Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,542 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Raped by LoZfanchick reviews
Itachi rapes Naruto, what will happen when Sasuke finds out? short chapters, sasunaru and itanaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,214 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 4,368 - Follows: 2,553 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
I Told you not to do it by ilvecoffee-n-narutoYOUTH reviews
Naruto tried to stand, to run, but an arm grabbed his hand, jerking him backwards, flying onto the bag. Blood flowed on him. He couldn't see. He couldn't breath. Arms wrapped around him pulling him under. A voice filled his ears. "I told you not to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wayward Son by crescent-moon-demon reviews
-Yaoi- A 12 year-old boy decides to run away from home,fed up with how his parents try to control his life.Only one problem:where to go?He ends up finding Naruto,and the blonde offers to take him in.But what's to happen when his dad comes looking for him? {Discontinued}
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,597 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hiss and Kiss by Jelp reviews
Naruto can't get the stranger who kissed him out of his head. And apparently, the stranger doesn't seem too keen to let Naruto out of his sights. Sasu/Naru Mini collab with Darkalbino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,363 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 4,339 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Killing Spree by o0oBeezelneffo0o reviews
As a mass murderer, you tend not to spare the people who watch you in the act. Not this time, no; Sasuke decides to take this one with him... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,819 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Baby Mine by kitsunegyrl reviews
AU Deidara is well on his way to gettiing what he has secretly dreamed of for a long time
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Deidara, Naruto U.
Kitsune Dessert Cafe by Fennie reviews
Another SasuNaru! Naruto owns a dessert cafe. Sasuke has a weak spot for sweets and visits the cafe. Will Naruto be able to help him? Rated M for later. Two, maybe three shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,109 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gang Love by SasuNaruAllDay reviews
Kyuubi is a gang leader and him and his gang are going to a new school that the Akatsuki go to. But Sasuke, the gang leader of Akatsuki, has eyes for Kyuubi's cute little brother Naruto. But Kyuubi loves Naruto more then just a brother.. SasuNaru KyuuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,176 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Completely Addicted by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Kyuubi has spent over a decade trapped inside Naruto. Now, beneath the moonlight, the bars vanish, and he's free. Yet, even though he now has his freedom, he still finds himself at Naruto's side. KyuuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 441 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
When Old Dreams Shatter, New Ones Emerge by dandi706 reviews
Eventual SasukeNaruto yaoi. Sasuke and Naruto have an argument after Naruto brings Sasuke back from Orochimaru. Sasuke mocks Naruto’s dream to become Hokage, and for some reason, this time Naruto listens. He leaves the village to pursue a new dream. His f
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,211 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
One More Night by Misz Bliss reviews
Sasuke goes to Naruto's apartment the night he decides to leave Konohagakure. He wanted it to be special... For one last time... SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Brothers by Isolation and Tea reviews
Brothers; Sasuke decided he had never hated another word as much as he did this one. "If you think we’re brothers than I hope you’re into incest." SasuNaru, Slight AU, Yaoi, One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Blonds Collide by Colored-Chrome reviews
drunk!fic. When you piss off a blond, you never survive. When Shikamaru, Sasuke and other characters insult Ino and Naruto for being blond, they drink themselves into oblivion. Konoha will never disrespect blonds again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Darkness Rising by Utagaibukai reviews
SUMMARY INSIDE! KyuuNaru, Yaoi, Smut, Lemon, OOCness, and Humor..! No like, don't click..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
40 Days by stealth gato reviews
Naruto gives sex up for Lent. Sasuke isn't happy. M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,418 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Experimenting SasuNaru by State Kunoichi reviews
Being at the age of 12-13, changes are bound to happen to a boy's body. But what happens when that problem occurs again for the young Uchiha and when his blonde friend Naruto comes over that day? Is it bad timing, or a good opportunity? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breaking by Book Butterfly reviews
Short Shika/Naru drabble. Tiny hints of angst, fluff, and possibly romance if you squint and tilt your head a little. I don't own Naruto but if you steal my story I'll bite you!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
unsolvable by garaXxXhinata69 reviews
“Naruto, why do you smile?” The blonde just stared blankly. He blinked a few times. It seemed like he hadn’t even heard the question. Then he smiled. “Because I believe.” Sai and Naruto. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Clouds by Book Butterfly reviews
Shikamaru likes clouds. So what? Is it so wrong to take enjoyment in the simpler things in life? Besides… he doesn’t like all clouds…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Slave of Sound by Ren421 reviews
Angst, mature themes, distressing situations, deepening yaoi. You have been warned. Sound has risen once more, under the auspices of the traitor Sasuke Uchiha but what of Naruto Uzumaki, stolen away by the one he called his friend so many years ago?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,065 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bad Guys Playground by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Complete] Sasuke gets a boytoy and can't help wanting more...Summary SUCKS but it will be good I promise! SasuNaru...YAOI, it will get more graphic later!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,137 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete