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I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (Does it count that i would if i could? because that'd be AWESOME) I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (have have girl friends but im not a guy so do i highlight this?? lol) I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'ma VIRGIN so I MUST be prude Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (?) I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I used to be in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was... I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm blackI'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE... I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion ? I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love/like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times I DON'T LIKE to talk about my life so I MUST be having problems

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Oasis by universe-punk reviews
A tale of two soldiers bound by fate. Amid Aizen's attempt to revive an ancient destructive weapon in the desert ruins, Ichigo is taken by Grimmjow—who intends to break and kill him. However, the two wind up journeying to Inoue to bring her home and get Grimmjow's arm healed, falling in love along the way... and unknowingly into Aizen's grand plan to take over the realm. AU·Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 88 - Words: 358,822 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 12/31/2012 - [Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.] [Renji A., Jinta H.]
Mating Season by Lochness Nessie reviews
Ichigo ends up in Hueco Mundo at the wrong time...its mating season for hollows and arrancar! Warnings include: YAOI, profanity, sexual themes/scenes, MPreg.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,147 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 2/13/2016 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Close to You by universe-punk reviews
Sequel to Romances of Love. Grimmjow goes off to Tokyo to work as a mechanic, leaving Ichigo in Karakura. As if long distance wasn't hard enough, Ginjo enters Ichigo's life with promises of financial security and happiness. When Grimmjow discovers Ginjo's 'actions' and overreacts, he loses the most precious thing in his life. Will promises make or break their relationship? Rated M
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 121,490 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - [Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.] - Complete
Save me from this hell by Anna Mae 2243 reviews
Ichigo's step-mother is a woman from hell. Ichigo swears to protect his baby sister from the woman they are forced to call mother. However, Karin refuses to let Ichigo take the pain anymore, so she calls the only one she can think of. GrimmIchi Yaoi Rated M for language, abuse, and possible lemon in later chapters. Sorry, I suck at summaries... Please read and review !
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Over and Over by xAlennahx reviews
Ichigo finds a wounded Grimmjow, who's kicked out of Hueco Mundo. The big question is, what should he do with the irritating, but quite attractive hollow? Yaoi, don't like, don't read.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
100 Themes Challenge: GrimmIchi by Anna Mae 2243 reviews
My friend Ankoku-Sensei challenged, and I thought that some of my Fanfiction readers would enjoy this :3 I shall be posting my 100 themes here, as well as on Deviantart. The rating will be T for now, just to be safe, but it may go up later :3 Enjoy the GrimmIchi ! WARNING: YAOI, BxB, Male love :3 AS if it wasn't obvious, I do not own Bleach or any of its characters.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Las Noches Love by Okibichan reviews
Ichigo is captured and taken to Hueco Mundo for the purpose of 'entertaining' the Espada and all sorts of dirty and lovely things ensue. GrimmIchi, GinIchi and Espada x Ichi yum.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,011 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Morning Quickie by Lochness Nessie reviews
A one-shot of GrimmIchi. Grimmjow stops by for a quickie one morning, catching Ichigo by surprise. Inspired by a picture drawn by BlackStorm on DeviantArt. Warnings: yaoi, smex, profanity, etc etc. Happy GrimmIchi day! 6/15
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Memories by Anna Mae 2243 reviews
GrimmIchi yaoi In which Ichigo attempts suicide and Grimmjow remembers their past. Will have a companion story. Please R&R Rated M just to be safe and for possible lemons
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Hollow by Anna Mae 2243 reviews
Ichigo, reflecting on a fight with his lover, decides to go into hiding until he forgets his pain. He tells no one where he is going and just disappears. What happens when he comes back? How much stronger will he be? Rated M for possible future lemons.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Renji A., Ichigo K.
Yer mine now by Anna Mae 2243 reviews
Ichigo is beaten and abandoned by the shinigami, then left in Hueco Mundo. What happens when a certain Espada, who has been daydreaming about our berry boy finds him? suck at summaries. Yaoi Warning: Lemon One shot, but possibly more chapters if u want...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.