Hello! I am E.Z.

Real Name: I will never say it.

Gender: Male.

Age: Somewhere between 16-20

Favorite Things: Anime, gaming, watch videos, and playing with my dog.

Favorite Anime(s): Hetalia, Danganronpa, Negima, and Assassination Classroom. (I am a bigger of Hetalia than the others)

Favorite games: Any of the main series Pokémon games, the Sims series, and any fighting game I can get my hands on.

Since I am a big Hetalia fan I will do a meme.

30 Questions Hetalia Meme

1.) Who is your least favorite character?

Me: Um... I like them all but my least favorite would have to be France.

France: Why me?

Me: Because your a pervert.

France goes to emo corner*

Me: Man up. -_-

2.) Who is your favorite character?

Me: It's- *South Korea barges in*

South Korea: It's me Da-ze!!!

Me *whispers: It's Canada.

China: No it is me aru!

Me *whispers:It's Canada.

Russia: I am pretty sure it is me da.

Me *still in whisper mode: It is Canada

America: In your dreams it's obviously the hero.

Me (annoyed): It's- bah who am I kidding you guys don't listen anyway. *They are still arguing* I am going to go find Canada.

3.) Which character would you date?

Me: Not sure, I like them all, but dating really...I guess it would have to be Belgium.

Belgium: Really why?

Me: Your the only one who I wouldn't feel awkward in public with.

Belgium: Oh, okay.

4.) Which character would you go shopping with?

Me: It doesn't say what kind of shopping, does it? Loopholes I love you! I guess it would have to be Switzerland because he would just get the cheap stuff and come back out.

Switzerland: Hey, I can spend money if I want to!

5.) Which character would you like as a child?

Me: I am not really sure. I am still a teenager. But I guess I have to go with Latvia. He is so cute.

Latvia: *blushes* T-thank y-you.

Me: No problem, and just call me if you ever need help with Russia.

Latvia: *Blushes harder* T-t-t-thank y-y-you again.

6.) What character would probably be your rival?

Me: O_o I guess, America in video games I don't know.

America: What do you mean you don't know?!?

Me: I am just not that competitive in things, and I know I can beat the so called hero.

America: Are you doubting me as a hero?

Me: No, I know your no hero.

America joins emo corner with France*

Me: Will you two suck it up? It is one person's opinion.

7.)Which character do you have the most in common with?

Me: Canada. Believe it or not people don't recognize me when I've been in the room the whole time.

Canada: Really? Wow! I can't believe I found someone like me.

Kumajiro: Who are you?

Canada: I'm Canada.

Kumajiro: And who is that?

Me: I'm E.Z.

8.) Which character do you most look like?

Me: I guess America.

America comes back from emo corner.*

America: Finally I knew you liked me.

Me: I never said I didn't. I just said I look the most like you and that your no hero.

America goes back to the emo corner.*

Me: Man up. -_-

9.) Which character would you bring home to meet your parents?

Me: Finland. He has such a sweet and warm personality that it is contagious. My dad could use some of that.

Finland: Really, man your dad needs to smile a lot more. When do you want me over?

Me: Anytime you want.

10.) Which character would you not want to bring home to meet your parents?

Me: Russia. We keep our alcohol out in the open and the last thing we need is someone swinging a pipe around drunk.

Russia: Are you talking about me? :)

Me: N-n-no Russia, s-s-sir!

11.) Which character would you most likely become friends with?

Me: To tell you the truth Austria. While he may be strict on rules he loves music, and I love to sing.

Austria: Hmmm... yes you seem like the person I could get along with. So what do you sing?

Me: Oh, anything except opera.

Austria: Umm... well okay I guess that is better than nothing.

12.) Which character has you favorite voice?

Me: Liechtenstein. I love Cherami Leigh. She has range and I melt when I hear her.

Liechtenstein: Big bruder, what is he talking about?

Switzerland: *sigh* He likes your voice and the woman playing it.

Liechtenstein: What! Someone else has my voice?!?

Switzerland *sigh*

13.) Which character would you like to go camping with?

Me: Not really sure I mean I don't go camping a lot and when I do it is in a R.V. So I guess anyone of them will do.

France: Even me?

Me: -_- Yes even you.

France comes out from emo corner and tries to hug me*

Me: Please don't.

14.) Which character would you want to be your roommate?

Me: Canada. He is like me and I am pretty sure we won't get on each others nerves.

Canada: Yes I am sure we will be fine if we roomed together.

Kumajiro: Who are you?

Canada: I am Canada.

Kumajiro: And who are you? (asking me)

Me: I am E.Z.

15.) Which character would you like to cook for you?

Me: Italy and Romano. I am part Italian and I love pasta and pizza.

Italy: Really then you must like wine too.

Me: I am too young for wine.

Romano: Really, even I knew that.

16.) What character would you want to prance around naked for you?

Me: *blushes hard* What kind of question is that?!?!?!

South Korea: One that you will surely say me for, Da-ze! *Grabs my chest, possibly looking for my man boobs.*

Me: Ah! Your already naked! *Pushes him off.*

Prussia: No it is the awesome me.

Me: Oh dear god, your naked too!

France: Your both wrong it is me.

Me: *Nose starts to bleed* Ah! My eyes!

Denmark: Fat chance, it is me!

Me: *In full out nose bleed. The one you can't stop.* How many more naked nations are their?!? *I look over and see America, Poland, Spain, Italy, Greece, Australia, Cuba, Romano, Turkey, and for some reason Seychelles, all in the buff. My nose is like bleeding so hard and fast that I faint on scene. F.Y.I. I would never want a nation to prance around naked for me until I am older.*

17.) What is your OTP?

Me: Amerliet. Call me crazy, but I think they look cute together and there needs to be more fan fictions and fan art.

America: Um... we're just friends.

Lithuania: Y-yes. Just friends.

Me: Doesn't mean I can't ship you. Now... *Takes camera out from pocket* ...kiss for the camera.

Hungary comes out of nowhere.*

Me: Hungary what are you doing here?

Hungary: My yaoi senses were tingling.

Me: Okay now...where did they go? Oh well next question.

18.) What character would you like to have as a parent(s)?

Me: Well my mom is really goofy and my dad is really serious so I guess Italy and Germany.

Germany: Are you shipping us?

Me: *evil look* You could say that.

Germany: Mein got.

19.) Which character would you go to a karaoke bar with?

Me: Estonia. I need to here his voice. *Turns to Estonia.* Singing Revelation, huh?

Estonia: Y-y-yes. I am a revelation back at home.

20.) What character would you like as your butler/maid?

Me: Lithuania. He seems like someone who would be clean and do cleaning.

Lithuania: Why would I be your butler?

Me: Do you want me to find America and try to make the two of you kiss again?

Lithuania: Okay I'll be your butler!

21.) Which character would you have in your party if you were in an RPG?

Me: I don't role play. So none.

22.) What is your SECOND favorite pairing?

Me: Denmark X Norway. I don't know, something about them is so cute.

Denmark: I am not cute I am awesome. In fact I am the most awesome character in the ser-

Norway starts choking him *

Me: See it is love.

23.) Who is your favorite form the opposite gender of your first favorite character?

Me: Hungary. I love yaoi, and I would do things just to get two guys in an awkward situation to make them kiss. Speaking of which, Hungary you ready with the pit-fall trap?

Hungary: Yes!

We wait for two people to come around and as luck has it England and France are coming from the opposite direction both in front of the pit fall trap and fall in.*

Me: Get the picture now!

Hungary: On it.

Hungary comes back with both England and France in the hole, knocked out, with England's face on France's crotch.*

Me: Now time to make copies and post it on the internet!

24.) Who's outfit do you like the most?

Me: Russia's. Explanation: scarf.

25.) What character would be your band-mate if you were in a band?

Me: I guess... I am not sure. I never thought of putting together a band.

26.) What character would you want to be your boss?

Me: Canada. He is so nice and polite that I will do whatever he asks.

Canada: Really? Will you make me some pancakes with extra maple syrup please?

Me: Sure.

Kumajiro: Who are you two?

Canada: I'm Canada.

Me: I am E.Z.

27.) Which character would you not want to meet in a dark alley?

Me: Belarus. Anybody that scares Russia has to be the scariest person on earth.

Belarus comes out of nowhere and attacks me.*

Belarus: Stay away from Russia! He's going to marry me!

Me: Okay okay okay! Just leave me alone please.

28.) Which character would you want personified as a dog?

Me: I have to say Sealand. I want to see him personified as a cute little puppy.

Sealand: Hey! I am not cute. I am a ferocious country!

Me: Just keep telling yourself that.

29.) Which character would you want personified as a cat?

Me: Greece. It's only natural I pick him.

Greece: Zzzzzzzzzzzz...

Me: You alright over their Greece?

Greece: Zzzzzzzzzzz...

Me: That's what I thought.

30.) Which character would you want to cosplay as?

Me: Canada. It would be easy and I really like him.

Canada: Awe. Thanks. I like you too.

Kumajiro: Hi E.Z.

Me: You got my name right.

Canada: Okay Kumajiro, now lets see if you can get my name right.

Kumajiro: Who are you?

Canada: T_T I'm Canadia.

Me: Harsh.

And just cause I want to I will do the writing meme. Who ever thought of this, thank you.

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!

1. America

2. Denmark

3. Prussia

4. Hungary

5. France

6. Spain

7. Romano

8. Vietnam

9. Australia

10. Belgium

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

America: Yo dude, how have yah been?

Me: O_O... AMERICA IT'S THE F*CKING MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT GO HOME! *throws pillow at his face*

2 asked you to go out with him/her?

Denmark: Hey, E.Z., want to go out on a date with the king of Scandinavia?

Me: ...No thank you, I am trying not to loose my virginity to someone who smells like blue cheese.

Denmark: *sniffs himself*

Me: Idiot.

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: Dude get the f*ck out!

Prussia: Oh, and why should the awesome me get out?

Me: I am showering.

Prussia: Keseseseseses- *hit with a shampoo bottle*

Me: Get. Out. Now.

4 announced he's/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Me: O_O... Oh, umm, I knew you two were part of a swim team, but I didn't think this would happen.

Hungary: I know right, but I fell in love with his muscular body, his soft brown hair, his sense of- BWAHAHAHAH!!!

Me: O_O...-_-... So let me guess, this was just a prank to see my reaction?

Hungary: Yes BWAHAHAHAH!!!

Me: *sigh* I have got to be more careful with her.

5 cooked you dinner?

Me: Thank you... France... I have never had snails for dinner. *Sweat drop*

France: You are very welcome Mr. E.Z. *Grabs my face* And maybe after dinner maybe you would like a little 'Desert'? Onhonhonhon.

Me: *slaps France and gets the f*ck out of there*

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: *Sees Spain lying on the beach with something red on top of him and go into his bathing-suit* Should I tell Spain a crab just went down his bathing-su-

Spain: O_O... OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Me: Too late...

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Romano: Hey, bastard.

Me: What?

Romano: ... I did some DNA searching and found out that you and I are relatives.

Me: ... Cool thanks for telling me.

Romano: Wait you're not even shocked?

Me: Romano, most of my family came from Naples, I knew I had relatives somewhere in Italy.

Romano: Whatever... where's Spain?

Me: Um.

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: Vietnam, what the heck are you doing here?

Vietnam: Well, I was exercising in my room and the floor caved in from under me. Wait why are you here?

Me: To see if the doctors got the crab off of Spain's...um...

Vietnam: I get it.

9 made fun of your friends?

Me: *evil aura* Australia why are you making fun of my friends?

Australia: They keep making fun of my accent.

Me: Well you are going to have to get used to it. People here like to make fun of many accents.

Australia: Sorry E.Z., sorry friends of E.Z.

Me: *evil aura* You do realize I am still going to hurt you right?

Australia: Yes.

Me: Run.

Number 10 gives you their favorite food. Do you eat it?

Me: *Takes waffle* Wait, aren't Belgian waffles thick.

Belgium: Yeah, but I believe that you can eat it.

Me: Okay. *Tries to take a bite out of the waffle*

5 minutes later

Me : I am still chewing this first bite.

1 offers you a CD. Considering his/her tastes, do you listen to it?

Me: Thanks, America, I will be sure to listen to it.

America: No prob, bro. Any music lover will love these tracks.

Me: So, what are they?

America: Mostly pop, rap, hip hop, and country.

Me: Cool my favorite.

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Me: Hey Viet, glad your out of the hospital.

Vietnam: Thanks, great to be out. So what did I miss since I was in there.

Me: Well, Denmark turned emo.

Vietnam: Really, huh, I guess Norway got to him.

10 wants money and decides to get a job at your favourite restaurant. How long does he/she stay?

Me: Belgium, how's it been your third week here.

Belgium: It has been great. The girls here are super nice, and the costumers tip me greatly. I am actually thinking of keeping this job for awhile.

Me: Good for you. Now, back to the matter at hand, I want the appetizer sampler please.

Belgium: Of course.

3 told 6 he/she started his/her period.

Me: Prussia there is a thing called knocking, try it.

Prussia: No time, where's Spain?!?

Spain: Right here amigo.

Prussia: Spain, E.Z., I need help I am starting my period!!!!

Me: O_O... That would be illogical because you are a guy. You probably got roofied and drunk, then someone raped you without lube, and your anus is now bleeding. (Anyone who gets that reference gets an internet cookie)

Spain: (obviously ignoring me) Amigo this is bad this means you are a girl!!!

Prussia: It is a reverse Hungary situation!!!

Me: -_- Why do I even.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Me: Hungary, why did you slap Australia with a Pike? (Pike is a kind of fish for those who don't know)

Hungary: Because he was dating Romano, when he should be dating New Zealand.

Australia: Crikey, I was only dating Romano to make New Zealand jealous.

Hungary: Regardless.

Me: No, I mean why didn't you just use your frying pan?

Hungary: I left it at home.

Me: Of course you did.

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

France: Bonjour E.Z.

Me: *Looks up and sees France wearing a big pink dress* O_O... What the f*ck!

France: Do you like it, I am borrowing it from Poland.

Me: *Goes to a tree and starts hitting head against it*

France: What are you doing?

Me: Trying to get this image out of my head.

6 curses at 2 in a random language your didn't expect them to speak. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he/she do?

Me: Spain is cursing in Zulu for some reason at Denmark for ruining his tomatoes and Prussia is behind the bush in turmoil because two of his best friends are fighting.

Prussia: Shut up with all the fourth-wall breaking, the awesome me is having a problem here with my friends and I hate doing this alone.

Me: How he knows about me doing this, I have no clue.

7 got high.

Me: Romano, please get out of my house, my parents don't want there house smelling like pot.

Romano: Relax you bastard and have some.

Me: Okay, that's it, get the hell out.

9 can't stand 1, so how does he/she get his/her revenge when he/she spills soda all over him/her?

Australia: I can't believe America would just spill his drink on me! I have to get revenge somehow. *thinking thinking thinking* I got it! *takes out cellphone*

Me: *Picks up ringing phone* Hello. You want my help. With what? Revenge? Okay. Alright I'll be at America's house at midnight.

(Later that night)

Australia: Good you're here.

Me: What's the plan?

Australia: I need you to help me put this snake in America's pants.

Me: What?!? *Blushing hard*

Australia: Don't worry it's harmless.

Me: Not what I am worried about. *Open's door* America leaves his door unlocked. Jeez what an idiot. *Goes upstairs and finds America's room. Tiptoes over two his bed and places the snake near the edge of his pants line. And it won't go in. Does the unthinkable. Lifts the edge of his pants and put's hand with snake in it down his pants and drops it in. Runs out of there before the screaming starts.* I can not believe that I just did that.

Australia: So when do you think the screaming will-

America: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Australia: That's what he gets for spilling his drink on me.

Me: What?!? You mean I had to come down here, break into America's house and put my hand down his pants just for revenge on him for spilling his drink on you?!?

Australia: Um... yes.

Me: *Evil Aura* Run.

10 starts working at a bar.

Me: Hey Belgium. Heard you got promoted to bar worker.

Belgium: Yep, I am so excited my first shift starts tonight, wish me luck.

Me: Will do.

1 comes in and tells you he's/she's pregnant from 2.

America: Hey, E.Z!

Me: Hey America. Sorry again about the snake thing. He's drunk again.

America: No problem and no time for *hic* that! I have to tell someone this and you were the closest one. I am pregnant with Denmark's baby!

Me: O_O... What?!? America, you are drunk go home, please!

1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he/she break up with you?

(America is still drunk at my house)

America: Also, I am breaking up with *hic* you to be with Denmark and help take care of his baby.

Me: What the- We were never going out! That's it, I am calling England to take you home.

2 is in love with 4, he/she confesses. How does 4 respond?

Denmark: Hungary I am in love with you let's go out.

Hungary: *Gets frying pan and whacks him*

Denmark: Is that a no?

3 is a drug addict. What do you do?

Me: *Walks in on Prussia doing some drug* Ugh. Hungary, help me.

Hungary: Yes E.Z.

Me: Can you use your frying pan to knock Prussia out so I don't have to deal with him struggling while I bring him to a rehab center?

Hungary: Sure.

Me: Thanks.

4 kisses 8. What's your reaction?

Me: I am back and I brought Prussia to a reha- *Sees Hungary and Vietnam in a corner kissing*

Hungary: E.Z.! It's not what you think!

Me: *Walks out of room* I did not see that.

6 kisses your boyfriend/girlfriend. What do you do?

Me: I don't have a boyfriend or a girlfriend but if Spain ever decides to kiss them, I will run after him without any hesitation and tackle him to the ground and beat him up.

Spain: *Walks away slowly*

7 is missing. Where do you go to look for him/her?

Me: *Sees Romano in my father's garden* There you are Romano. I have been looking everywhere for you and why are you eating my dad's unripe tomatoes.

Romano: Wait these are unripe?

Me: *Nods*

Romano: Gross!

Me: You're high again.

8 needs a tutor. On what subject does he/she need tutoring?

Me: Vietnam needs a tutor in... what do you need a tutor in?

Vietnam: I would like to learn how to cook better.

Me: Well alright.

9 wants to be a cheerleader. What do you say?

Australia: E.Z., I need to ask you a question.

Me: If it's like last time, then no I will not help you pull a prank or get revenge on someone.

Australia: No, not that, I was thinking of becoming a cheerleader and I wanted to know your thoughts on it.

Me: O_O Yes, do it, follow your dreams.

Australia: Alright then. Bye.

Me: Bye. This is perfect I now have blackmail material after this is over.

10 hates you, why?

Me: Belgium, why do you hate me?!?

Belgium: I don't hate you. I mean yes you did call my waffles too thick but I got over it. But where did you get that I hate you from?

Me: Wait, didn't you send that text?

Belgium: What text?

Me: The one that says, Don't dis my waffles again. #Ihateyou

Belgium: No that wasn't me but I do remember giving my phone to the micro-nations...O_O

Me: O_O... Ugh, they're up to there old tricks again. Sorry I have to cut this short Belgium, but there are some children I need to find and whoop there butts. (I am near their ages it is not child abuse)

1 gives you a teddy bear. Why?

America: Hey, E.Z., I got you something. *Pulls out a stuffed bear*

Me: Thanks, but what is it for?

America: For being my citizen.

Me: ...meh, well at least it's not a gun.

2 and 6 are fighting. What do you do?

Spain: No, you did this to my tomatoes. (We are still on this?)

Denmark: Well maybe if your tomatoes weren't in the way, this wouldn't have happen.

(Spain and Denmark start to yell random sh*t at each other.)

Me: *Walks up to them and...* JOHNNY CAGE DOUBLE SPLIT PUNCH!!!!!!!!! *Punches Spain first and then Denmark*

(Spain and Denmark are on the ground holding there crotches)

Me: My work here is done.

10 ignored you all the time?

Belgium: Man this new song the girls put on my phone sure is catchy *Starts to hum the song*

Me: *Sees Belgium* Belgium...Belgium~...BELGIUM!

Belgium: WAH! Oh it's just you E.Z. Sorry I've been ignoring you lately, I've just got this song stuck in my head.

Me: No problem.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Me: *Running for my life, and reaches a dead end*

Serial killer 1: Nowhere to run now.

Serial killer 2: Don't worry we'll make your death nice and quick.

Me: *Hears a gun shot. Looks up and* America?!?

America: Yeah, dude, I got rid of those two before they could shoot at you.

Me: Thanks, but wait where did the bullet hit?

America: My arm.

Me: O_O I am calling the police and an ambulance.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Me: Ow! Denmark help me.

Denmark: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me: DENMARK GET ME TO A HOSPITOL NOW OR SUFFER MY WRATH!!!

Denmark: *gulp*...right.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Prussia: Hey E.Z., happy birthday.

Me: Thanks Prussia. *Unwraps present* Coupons?!?

Prussia: Not just any coupons, they are coupons to have sex with me.

Me: *Beats Prussia with crutch* I. CAN'T. BELIEVE. YOU.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Me: AHHHHHH! Someone help me! My crutch broke!

Hungary: Hold on I am coming.

Me: Hungary, thank you.

Hungary: Well what was I going to do, let you burn alive in here?

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Me: I can not believe I got talked into doing a drag queen fashion show, especially since it was by you.

France: What is wrong with that?

Me: Men are looking at me. I feel uncomfortable being stared at.

France: Hey I am doing this too, so you at least know one person.

Me: Yeah like that is supposed to make me feel better.

(Music)

France: The show is starting, time to get ready.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Spain: Congratulations you two.

Me: Huh?

Belgium: What do you mean?

Spain: You two can't hide the fact you are getting married.

Me: WHAT?!? I never proposed to her!...Wait, where's my phone?

Belgium: Well, where did you see it last?

Me: The last I saw it was when I went over to the micro nations clubhouse to punish them for sending...that...text. O_O...-_- I have to go whoop them again. Bye guys.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Me: (crying) Why did they have to dump me over a text message?

Romano: Grow a pair you bastard.

Me: O_O...:( (Starts hitting him) How. About. You. Shut. The. F*ck. Up.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Vietnam: Okay, okay, calm down and punch this Romano body pillow.

Me: (punching body pillow) This makes me feel a lot better.

Romano: *Girly shriek*

You're competing in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Me: Wow, there's some stiff competition this year.

Australia: *Has cheerleading uniform on and pom-poms* Don't worry mate. With me out in the stadium cheering you on, you won't loose.

Me: Thanks Australia. *Takes quick picture*

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SHE SAID SPHINCTER BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Belgium: E.Z. please calm down you're scaring me. *Light bulb*

Me: BWAHAHAHA- *Looks at Belgium kissing me* I just- you were- what the- huh?

Belgium: Relax I just did that so you could stop laughing.

Me: Oh... thank you.

Belgium: You are welcome.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: *Asleep dreaming of America*

America in the dream: I'm the hero! I'm the hero! I'm the hero!

Me: *Wakes up from dream* SHUT THE F*CK UP AMERICA!!! *Startles brother who is sleeping*

2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Denmark: I have to tell you something E.Z.

Me: Okay, shoot.

Denmark: I am in love with Australia.

Me: O_O...What?!?

You're dating number 3 and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?

Me: Okay, first off, why would I date this pervert?

Prussia: Hey!

Me: And secondly, if I was dating him and he met my parents things would just go south. He would probably try to cop a feel on my mom.

Prussia: Hey! True but Hey!

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Me: It means Hungary is trying to play another trick on me.

Hungary: Yeah no offence, but Australia, you aren't my type.

Australia: None taken.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Me: Yes because I don't know what the f*ck goes on with the BTT. *Turns around to see France and Spain kissing* You just had to do that?

France: *Nods*

6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Me: Spain, you can not go after every single girl you see. You break many hearts.

Spain: And I should stop why?

Me: Because I called all of the people you flirted with or dated.

(Door is being banged at and clawed)

Spain: What were you thinking?!?

Me: I was thinking this is the only way you would stop. Oh yeah, some of them are mad you left them in the middle of the night. So... have fun!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: Why is Romano looking at me funny? Is my hair cut too stupid? Wait, why do I care about what he thinks?

Romano: You look stupid.

Me: You are stupid.

Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Vietnam: *sigh* E.Z. I went on a date and it ended badly again. I don't think there is any hope for me to find a boyfriend.

Me: There is always America.

Vietnam: O_O *hits me with oar*

Me: Or maybe not.

3 ate 7. What's your reaction?

Me: Prussia do you know what Spain is going to do to you because you ate Romano?!?

Prussia: No, and the awesome me doesn't care.

(Door is knocked down.)

Spain: What the f*ck did you do to Romano?!?

Me: Time to haul ass Prussia.

Prussia: *Haul his ass way out of there.*

4 died. How?

Me: Hungary died! How?!?

America: Romania got to her.

Me: Wait, curtains don't have feet. *Pulls back curtain* Hungary! Another one of your pranks, really.

Hungary: Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

5 turns invisible. What does he/she do to you?

Me: *Reading a book when suddenly my hands are above my head, I am pinned down and I can't move.* Hey, what the- *Now I can't speak*

(Skipping these scenes as to not gross you out)

Me: W-w-what the f*ck just happened?

France: I will tell you what happened. Onhonhon. *Invisibility gone after he says that.* You just had sex with moi.

Me: O/////O...:(... *starts hitting and kicking France* YOU. RAPED. ME. YOU. SON. OF. A. BITCH. (You see why I didn't want to go into detail because that is exactly what he would do.)

6 loses memory. You have to give him/her a new memory. What do you say to him/her?

Spain: What is going on? Where am I? Who am I?

Me: You are Spain of Hetalia, you are in my house and you love Romano and have sex with him everyday.

Spain: Who's Romano?

Me: *Points to Romano* Him!

Spain: *Runs after Romano* Romano!!!!

Romano: Oh shit not again.

7 is having his/her baby today! What's her/his name?

Me: Oh so you and Spain are getting your adopted baby today Romano? (I don't believe in mpreg okay)

Romano: Yeah.

Me: What are you going to name it?

Romano: Tomate.

8 is a pervert. He's/she's coming right at you. What do you do?

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Vietnam, stop running after me. I won't show you anything.

Vietnam: You can run but you can't hide.

Me: God, why did you have to be a French Colony? (It's true Vietnam was a French Colony)

9 is going through a tough break up. How do you cheer him/her up?

Australia: Why did we have to break up? Belgium and I were so happy.

Me: *Sees Australia acting like a mope. Remember that he hasn't been getting the good fortune of this meme so decides to do something for him*

Australia: Why does life hate me? Maybe I should just forget about being a country.

Me: Yo, Australia.

Australia: Hey E.Z. Life has just been horrible lately.

Me: I had a feeling, so I got something in this bag that could cheer you up.

Australia: What?

Me: *Pulls out a beer bottle* Hop Hog Beer. (It is an Australian beer that I found that seemed to be a favorite among its consumers)

Australia: Thanks mate. *Drinks like half of it* Want some?

Me: Nah, I'm good, and I got more if you run out. So why are you upset?

Australia: Belgium broke up with me.

Me: O_O... I am going to go talk with her, bye.

10 broke up with 9. What do you do?

Me: Belgium!

Belgium: *Sees me* Hi, E.Z.

Me: Why did you break up with Australia?

Belgium: I didn't break up with Australia. He broke up with me.

Me: This makes no sense. I'm texting Australia. Australia please come to the diner as soon as possible.

(Five minutes later)

Australia: Am I lucky that I wasn't drunk when I got that text.

Me: Okay, now that we are all here I have some things I need to tell you. Australia, Belgium thinks you broke up with her, and Belgium, Australia thinks you broke up with him.

Australia and Belgium: Because you did!

Me: Impossible.

Both: What?

Me: Let me look at the text messages.

Australia: *Hand his phone to me*

Me: *Scrolls through the text messages* See Australia was the first one to break up with you at 12:48 PM.

Australia: Hey, that is the same time I lent my phone to Hutt.

Me: O_O...-_-...UGH!!! The Micro nations are at it again. I am getting tired of whooping them.

Belgium: Then don't, we'll whoop them for you.

Me: Does this mean-?

Belgium: Yep.

Australia: We're back together?

Belgium: Mmhm.

Australia: Crikey Belgium, thanks. *Starts kissing her and then becomes a full blown make out session*

Me: Um... Guys, you do realize you have a job to do.

Both: Oh, right. Bye.

Me: Bye, have fun whooping.

(This is the last question where the countries will come in and interrupt. I will be answering solo from now.)

Have you ever read a Six/Nine fic?

Have I ever read a Spain/Australia fic? No, I can't say that I have. I don't even think those exist.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hungary is pretty hot. I would give her four and a half frying pans out of five.

What would happen if Eight got Ten pregnant?

If Vietnam got Belgium pregnant? I would be thinking that Vietnam is a pre op or playing a joke on me. The latter more than likely.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Would Denmark and Spain make a good couple? ... No only because I support Spamano and DenNor , and I still think Spain is mad at Denmark from the tomato thing.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

France/Australia or France/Belgium? Neither. France wins either way. And I like FrUK.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Ten having sex?

Romano walks in on Denmark and Belgium having sex. Romano would just have a horrified look on his face and walk out.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Prussia and Belgium are going out drinking and hilarity and sexiness ensues. I am sorry, I have failed, but be honest, who has seen a PrussiaxBelgium story?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

America/Vietnam fluff? Hmmm, I don't- yes. It is nothing new. It has been around ever since Vietnam was a character.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten hurt/comfort fic.

A title for a Romano/Belgium hurt/comfort fic? What Spain has Taught Me.

If you wrote a Song-fic about one, what song would you choose?

A song-fic about America? Too many songs I can use. But I guess it is Hero by Enrique Iglesias.

If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be?

Disclaimer: I am about to get real dirty with this one. America/Spain/Belgium fic... Warning: Cursing, double penetration, and food used as sex toys.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

The last time a read a fic about France? WILLINGLY? Umm this morning.

"(1) and (6) are in a happy relationship until (6) runs off with (9). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (8) and a brief unhappy affair with (5), then follows the wise advice of(2) and finds true love with (10). "

America and Spain are in a happy relationship until Spain runs off with Australia. America, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Vietnam and a brief unhappy affair with France, then follows the wise advice of Denmark and finds true love with Belgium.

What the F*ck?!? I don't even know.

What title would you give this fic?

We Were on Crack When We Wrote This.

I have really been into Hunger Games SYOT's as of lately and I have tributes in some of them. So here I go.

Tributes still Alive:

Graveyard:

Victors: