Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession?
Bite Me.

Age-14

Birthday-September 22nd

Siblings-1, an older brother(David-20)

Hometown-Fayettville, North Carolina

Height-5ft 7

Grade- 10th grade

Favorite TV shows, Movies, Books, Animes, and Mangas

-Charmed

-Moonlight(only had one season but still great)

-Scrubs

-Glee

-Bones

-90210

-Supernatural

-The Vampire Diaries

-Wolflake(great show, it was over only after one season which sucks)

-The Soup

-Chelsea Lately

-Family Guy

-The Cleveland Show

-South Park

-Maximum Ride series

-Twilight(movie and book)

-New Moon(movie and book)

-Eclipse

-Breaking Dawn

-Most Marvel movies(The Punisher, and The Incredible Hulk were better the second time around so watch the ones that came out in 2008)

-Evermore-Alyson Noel(The Immortals-i didnt kno there were fanfics 4 these books on here, anyway,)

-Vampire Knight(anime and manga)-Matsuri Hino

-Inuyasha(anime and manga)

-Clannad(anime)

-Faster than a kiss(manga)

-Bloddy Kiss(manga)

-Adventureland

-Ferris Buller's Day Off

-The Breakfest Club

-Eight Crazy Nights

-Miss Congeniality

-Transformers 1&2

-P.S I Love You

-Leap Year

-Zombieland

-The Boondock Saints 1 &2

-Kill Bill 1&2

-Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Music

Most of the music on the playlists im putting up were inspiration for all of my ideas. I come up with stuff and just won't write it down if I dont' feel like it. I've had about 10 or so ideas for fanfics this summer but I never decided to do anything with it.

I listen to rock, classic rock, alternative, hip hop, R&B, some rap, pop, Japanese, clasical, jazz, old school rock, old school rap, the almost all the oldies, and idk wat else.

Anyway here's my playlists:

Borednezz

Charmed92296 playlist(my first one. in no order juz random songs)

Randomnezz (The most up to date one)

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dummy?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house

BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen

FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down

BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS: ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,
doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),
who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,
who loves and is obsessed with Twilight,
who can express herself better with words than actions,
who doesn't need a guy to complete her,
and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me,
so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:
Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenX, Bby-Leyla-Vamp, Shiny-silver-volvo-stalker, Nick1488, Demelzalivell,& Vampire-Knight96.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.(sometimes)
You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.(i own 3)
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun.
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

x You wear lip gloss/chapstick.(i h8t lip gloss)
You love to shop.
x You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink(sometimes)
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(But i dnt dress girly)
You smile a lot more than you should.
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
XYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 11

Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...

Twilight Stuff!:

I've been diagnosed with OCD (Obbsessive Cullen Disorder), OJD (Obsessive Jasper Disorder), OVD (Obbsessive Vampire Disorder), and OMCD (Obsessive Mythical Creatures Disorder).

"Join the Vampires; we have Jasper Whitlock Cullen Hale." Crap, that's a lot of last names.

Emmett's the Strongest,
Rosalie's the Prettiest,
Edward's the Smoothest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Quirkiest,
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make
everyone feel jealous.

I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT
To sєє thє NΣW MOON
And ιf I'm luckч
I'll sєє thє ΣCLIPSΣ
At BЯΣΛKING DΛWN
And thє wholє tιmє
I'm sιttιng with чou
Undєr thє MIDNIGHT SUN

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile

Way to know you are obsessed with Twilght!

You start eating ‘Bella’s’ food.

When your maths teacher says your gonna learn trig you look at your friend and say ‘TRIG’

Ditto Biology

You have twilightous, a disease that makes you addictied to twilight

When you go to the doctor’s you tell your mom that you want a different doctor. When she asks why you say ‘Cos’ his name’s not Carlisle, he doesn’t have a wife called esme, or adopt any children and he’s NOT A VAMPIRE’

When you watch hospital programs and someone is dying you scream ‘CARLISLE SAVE THEM!’

You have the whole official twilight soundtrack on your iPod/ MP3

You have read loads of these lists

And reviewed them

And realized that they were pretty much all true

Twilight has bought you and your best friend so much closer

You growl a lot more

And have learnt how to pounce

You insult your brother/ sister by saying there a werewolf/vampire (depending on what you are)

And by saying they smell like werewolf/ vampire

You insult your friend by saying she’s a dog

And she growls at you

You hate the fact that you have to wait a year for New Moon

But in a way don’t want to see it

Cos’ your gonna cry SOOOO much

When you told your friend she laughed at you

Cos’ she’s team Jacob and said it was her movie

You have pictures of the twilight boys around your room

When you did a geography project you wanted Kellan Lutz to be your sponser

But your stupid friends said no =(

You go on fanfiction like everyday to see if the twilight story’s you have subscribed to have any updates

And get sad when they don’t

You looked for Wuthering Heights in you library

And got sad when they didn’t have it

But are now happy cos’ you found it today =)

When you saw the film ‘The Lost Boys’ you kept saying ‘Keh soo stereotypical!’

You were so happy when they announced that they were gonna keep Taylor Lautner as Jacob

In fact you screamed

You can relate ANYTHING to twilight

Whenever you see/find glitter you pour it over yourself

And everyone else

When you were in history and saw a husky on a video you and your friend went ‘IT’S JACOB!’

When someone says vampires and werewolves aren’t real, you shout at them and give them a lecture

You leave your window open for Edward at night

If you ever get a dog you know your gonna call it Jacob, Quil, Embry, Seth etc…

You search EVERYWHERE for silver Volvo’s or any of the other cars in twilight

And told your dad you want a yellow Porsche for your 18th birthday

And he laughed at you

And you sulked for days

You want to buy contacts in the colour of; butterscotch or red

Apple’s are now your favorite fruit

And whenever you have one you hold it the twilight way

On your bebo, facebook or whatever you put your location as Forks

Or Isle Esme

Or La Push

You and your friend want to go to twilight college

And if one doesn’t exist…well it should

And if you did got there you would totally get A in like EVERY area

You wrote on you science work Lauren Ashley Cullen (or your name lol)

When you watched P.S. I love you, you screamed at the women cos’ one of her job options was vampire slayer

You think van helsing is Gay!

And he obviously never met Edward Cullen

You got jealous of your friends mom because she read twilight but your mom refuses.

Cos she knows how obsessed you are

And reefer’s to twilight as ‘That vampire thing’

When your in the car and your parent’s are driving you say ‘Why are we going so slow’

And they look at you weirdly cos’ there going at 70MPH

You think they could have cast bella better

By picking you!

You have random conversations by yourself with the twilight characters

And have to admit that they do give a good conversation

And when you tell your mom she laughs at you

Ditto with the rest of your family

You think your next door neighbor looks or is a vampire.

You try to control your thoughts because you think Edward can hear them.

You've read the series like 5 times each.

You check Stephenie Meyer's site or my site 10 times a day to see if there is any new Twilight News.

You think your best friend is crazy for not reading the Twilight series.

Twilight has ruined any future reading for you.

You use Twilight for every school project that comes around.

You watch the show Moonlight and picture Beth as Bella and Mick as Edward.

You get so excited when you see someone reading Twilight, and you have to talk to them even if you don't know them.

Every conversation you have with your friends somehow leads back to an Edward vs. Jacob debate.

Your friend finally decides to read it so she can keep up with your conversations.

Your guy friends hasn't read the books yet but hears you talk about Edward Cullen so much he despises him with a loathing passion that he brings up almost as much as you bring up the series.

You go to your relatives house for a holiday and refuse to socialize until you have finished reading the book in the series that you are on.

You get all freaked out every time you hear the name Edward or your subsitutes name is Mrs. Cullen.

You love Edward more than your boyfriend.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this ice ice _ --ummm still not cool, even then.

You remember watching:
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:
-TGIF
-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You said "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

when everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)

one word. . . Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Before the pants were wore down at your knees...

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman.

You had slap bracelets!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

The last line makes me sad...

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you.
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's OK, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"