Iciclepaw
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Joined 07-20-13, id: 4904566, Profile Updated: 07-23-13
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Hello, I'm Iciclepaw! I'm obviously a Warriors fan, and they're the best books I have ever read.

I got my username (Iciclepaw) from a generator I took, because I needed help finding prefixes for my Warrior names. I was creating an OC I needed, and I found the perfect prefix: Icicle. And I just love the apprentices, so I decided my username for here would be Iciclepaw.

I'm good at writing stories, such as Warriors lemons, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Warriors, Wolves of the Beyond, Slender, Jeff the Killer, name lists; human, cat, dog etc, Hetalia, Pokémon, or Wings of Fire.

I'm 16 and my friends refer to me as "creative" and "unexpected", and they're right! I do/say random things that make NO sense, whatsoever at any given time. Although I may seem like a jerk at first, I can be really nice. c: I just get bullied a lot in real life so it's caused me to be a jerk sometimes...

My favorite Warrior cats are: Sandstorm, Spottedleaf, Honeyfern, Hollyleaf, and Bluestar. My favorite Ponies are Derpy and Trixie. My favorite character in Wolves of the Beyond is Faolan. I'm a HUGE Creepypasta fan! My favorite Hetalia characters are Prussia, America, and Japan. My favorite Pokémon is Arcanine. My favorite dragons in Wings of Fire are Tsunami and Anemone, and possibly Auklet.

I'm really derpy and annoying, but when it comes to writing, things get serious.

I actually punched my friend Avery in the face for talking to me when I was writing. :3

I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scar one someones face. I will think of WindClan, Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother. I'll remember Violet, When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me. I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe. I'll be reminded of Princess, When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be 'just friends'. I will think of StarClan, When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged. I will think of Darkstripe, When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart, When I climb a tree. I'll remember Midnight, Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart. I will think of Hollyleaf, If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw, When I must prove myself. I'll remember Spottedleaf, When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong. I'll remember Tigerstar, If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away. I'll remember Cloudtail, When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose. I'll remember Crowfeather, When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave. And I'll remember The Tribe, When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur, When somebody breaks my heart. I'll remember Barley, When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best. I'll remember Firestar, When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar, If someone abandons me. I'll remember Ravenpaw, If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream. I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt, Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt, When my leg is sore. I'll remember Longtail, When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles, When I see conflict or strife. I promise to remember all these cats, For the rest of my life.

Copy and paste this on your profile you're TOTALLY in love with Warriors

Find me on deviantART: Nightbreeze-Leafpelt

I also hate chain messages but I'll post it anyways

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat I promise to think of Prim And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time And I’ll always think of Peeta When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato When I’m homicidally inclined I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games And Catching Fire too It’s important to think of the characters They’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

Notes to self x100

1. Do not introduce self as role-playing character in public

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public

5. Do not go out in public

6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4

7. Note expressions

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you

9. Floor is slippery when wet

10. Lake is slippery when dry

11. Only talk to strangers you know

12. Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all

13. For legal purposes be sure to delete above note

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you

15. Kill them for security purposes

16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible

18. The men in white coats are not your friends

19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing

23. Unlike awesomeness, milk does not get better with age

24. Always remember, um . . . um . . . God dang-it..

25. Train army of flying monkeys

26. Goldfish don't like milk

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits

28. Find out who invented the word "pianist"

29. People are staring at you

30. So act insane

31. People are weird, but not as weird as me

32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings . . . and teeth

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me . . . bonding

36. Never pet a burning dog

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka

38. Naked men dig parkas

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug

43. The size of Danny DeVito

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers

46. Stalking is fun. Do it more

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gum-nut tree!"

48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world

49. That way is..[Content Deleted]

50. Constipated people don't give a $h1t

52. You cannot kill the snow

53. The snow can kill you

54. Grass can also kill you

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms . . .

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun

57. HE is real . . . No matter what the men in white coats say

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that

61. Pretend to be so around the n00bs

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork

65. Remember to kill HIM . . .

66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory

69. Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice

70. Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions

71. Eat the evidence

72. But not if it's broken glass

73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids

75. Disregard last note

76. Note reactions

77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year

78. Stock up on ball point pens

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing

81. Do not stick fingers into blender

82. Blender . . . Bad . . . Ouch

83. Blood loss is bad

84. Find way to re-attach fingers

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM

86. Answer every question with a question

87. Ask people what gender they are

88. Note reactions

89. Refer to people as "mortal"

90. The Seagull From H311 is out to get me

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible

92. Start by drowning them in fire ants

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages

94. Kill them

95. Brutally

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination

97. Dunk head in boiling water

98. Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7

99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

20 Fun Things To Do At School

1. Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2. Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product

3. Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person next to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4. When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry.

5. Sing your questions to the class

6. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking

7. Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder

8. Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling"

9. Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up

10. Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is said often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a circle around your desk laughing and clapping loudly

11. Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start singing opera

12. Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it

13. Ask questions while trying not to use any nouns or make any sense. ex: I have a question: When you said that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did you mean the thing that, you know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?

14. Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to confirm that you agree. When they ask you to stop, say "but I love you so!!"

15. When you have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?

16. Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where babies come from in a childish voice

17. Write out plan on how to conquer the world

18. Wink at the teacher and say "hey baby"

19. Challenge your teacher to a rap battle

20. Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” When everyone looks say “oh too late. He’s gone now”

20 fun Things To Do In A Drive Thru

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order

2. Drive through backwards

3. Belch your order

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume

5. Walk through

6. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you

7. Repeat everything the order-taker says

8. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours

9. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please"

10. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food

11. Drive through with a carload of naked people

12. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion

13. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food

14. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk

15. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane

16. Drive your limo . . . get it stuck in the corner

17. Hijack a go-kart. Drive through

18. Bring a fake gun and yell at the speaker "Stick em up," then drive away

19. Order and ditch it

20. Hum through the speaker

22 Fun Things to do on an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral

5. Meow occasionally

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7. Say - Ding at each floor

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button

10. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on"

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space"

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you

15. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers

21. Swat at flies that don't exist

22. Call out "Group hug" then enforce it

Copy and paste this onto your profile please.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Colombian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

Well, cya

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