Hey. i am iLoVeTWiLiGHT97. i am in loooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee with twilight and have read all the books... i am a bit crazy over TLaunter and RPattz so dont mind me...

Edward: love him to death...so-o-o sweet and protective and is majourly hott...i LOVE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDward

Bella: very nice girl, is awsome...may be shy but also a great person...perfect for edward...she rcks

Alice: IS THE BEST EVER!! who doesn't love Alice...she has a great tate of style and has the perfect man...i wish i was you bella...ALICEEEEEEEEEEE ROCKSSSSSSS

Jasper: is so-o-o-o-o-o lucky to have alice...i dont see why people think he looks like he is in pain...I LOVE JASPER WHITLOCK CULLEN HALE

Emmett: is so-o-o-o funny...he has the best sense of humour but not good taste in girls...sorry rosalie but you are a bit bitchy...no offence

Rosalie: SHe is 'ok' i guess, well, i think that... but is sooooooooooooo preeeettttttyyyyyyyy. ok, shes awesome.

Esme: i would Looooooooove to have her as a mother, except the esme's wrath where she is a witch, lol, sorry Esme. you rock

Carlise: What can i say?: DOctor or charming, i guess ill say both, you rock carlise

JACOB: sighs is awesome...sssssssssooooooooooo hott, too bad he had long hair in the first place... i didnt like it.

If you want you can rate my stories with a:

:D for good

:) for ok

:0 for not the best

:( for hate it

; for AWESOME!!

Hope you enjoy

XxX

PS: if my story has a wierd ending it is because i havent finished it. sorry XxXxXXXxXxXxXXx

THIS SOOO LIKE EDWARD CULLEN ITS CUTE :P

I am not afraid of the dark,

I am afraid of what is lurking in it.

I am not afraid of heights,

I am afraid of falling.

I am not afraid of falling in love,

I am afraid of not being loved back.

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

Bella and Rosalie:

B: who do you prefer Rose? Edward Cullen or Robert Pattinson?

R: Edward, of course! RPattz isnt as hott as Edward!

B: Sniggers hahahahahahahahaha mwah ha ha haaa

R: Bella! What are you think of now?!

B: One sec rose! gets back to her thinking

R: WAITING!!

B: Ok, listen in, i am going to kidnnap RPattz and make him my lawfully wedded wife!! MWAH HA HA HA HAAA!!

Edward: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Bella STTOOPP!! i cant be a lady!

R: Yeah Bella, Stop, this cant happen!

B: too bad! shoves rosalie to get to Edward,

Emmett: stands in the way no Bells, you cant!

B: But its so-o-o-o EV...

R: stop bella, think this throught

B: ...I...

R: BElla, i am warning you. dont say the last lette...

B: ...L...!!MWAH HA HA AHA HAAAAAA runs off to get edward

R: stop pushes Bella back

B:BUt...but...butttt... reaches out to edward in pain

Edward: sorry bells.

B: What if...?

R: no more plans!

Edward: Fine then! you can kidnap me but not RPattz!

B: YAY!! grabs Edwards arm and runs off Bye MUm and Dad! Be back later

R: this is gonna end bad!

Edward: I know!

B: Come on Eddie!~

Edward: mouths to emmett and jasperHelp!!

Emmett and Jasper: sorry bro, no can do... cya!

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How you know that you are meant for edward cullen:

1. you dream about him every night.

2. he stalks you.

3. you have his voice in your head at danger points.

4. he is always around you.

5. he is your life.

6. you are his life too.

7. all you think about is...Edward Cullen

8. you have a annoying pixie like sister called Alice.

Sound like Bella?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

LOL

'American Idol' made it famous...the radio made it annoying!

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Edward Cullen made every girl want a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a knight in shining armor.

Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

1. does it hurt being so dumb?

2. nobody's perfect. I'm as close as it gets.

3. It's not your falt. I'm blaming you anyway. :)

4. you're dumb. I like that.

5. this has been fun but i have to barf now.

6. It's sad your own mom dresses you like that.

7. I have a dream. and in it something eats you.

8. Kids are the future. frightened? (mwahahahahah we will rule the world!)

9. I hear the other icky people calling you.

10. life. get one

11. It's not my fault you're icky.

12. me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

13. let's be friends. I'd like a dumb friend.

14. but I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice.

15. I'm happy don't wreck it by talking.

I am a girl.
Harsh but vulnerable.
Sarcastic but silly.
Stupid but thoughtful.
Thorny but tender.
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive.
Dramatic but bland.
An open book.
Easy to love & easy to hate.
Clutzy but occasionally coordinated.
Independent, but dependent on friends.
An oxymoron
A muddling paradox
An unsolvable contradiction
And totally proud of it.

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

"Never hire a colorblind electrician."

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it."

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying

Love is like snot. You keep picking at it until you get to it, then you wonder what to do with it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-)

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

I can resist anything but temptation.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

Guys aren't worth your tears.

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goood

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

"Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong..but you know what I mean." -Paul, Shes the Man

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

Music is my boyfriend.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Things You Don't Want To Hear During a Surgery

- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

- Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called !

- Oh no! I just lost my watch.

- "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

- There go the lights again...

- Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.

- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

- Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.

- What's this doing here?

- I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

- That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

-You sure it wasn't this leg?

- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

- Are his relatives waiting outside?

- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

- What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!

- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

- This scissor looks rusted.

- Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

- Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?

- Now from where did this spider come in from.

This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

4. Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Twilight, because that's where it started off for the Cullens and Bella

How long did it take you to read the books?

ummm...2 weeks i think.

Who introduced you to the books?

Random Vampire Chick...lol

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

i borrowed all of them.

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

is new moon counted as the movie..if it is then new moon(movie).

What's your dream ending to the series?

i dont know.

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Emmett

Who's your favorite vampire?

Emmett or Alice

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

Emmett: Fall down again Bella? Bella:No, I punched a werewolf in the face.

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

in biology class where edward formally introduces himself...

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Jacob is basically living around bella in breaking dawn and bella asks rosalie to

give jacob some food. then jacob throughs the food bowl and the food goes in roses hair.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

All of them

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

when edward kills victoria

Which book cover was your favorite?

breaking dawn...its wierd

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

OMG, definitely yes!

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight Sun

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Breaking Dawn

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

Jasper

Jasper or Edward?

Jazzy

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?

Rose

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

James

Werewolves or Vampires?

VAMPIRES!!

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

popularity

Are you excited?

YES!

What do you think of the casting so far?

I think they're brilliant!

Are you going to go see it?

Seen it!

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

seen it...with my dog

Do you think it stayed true to the book?

sort of.

Breaking Dawn Speculation:

Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?

i already have it

Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?

she has been

Do you think she and Edward will get married?

already archevied

Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?

Yeah but not Bella.

Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?

Edward

Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?

all three I think

Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?

Volturi

How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?

Don't think so

Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?

Nah, doubt it

Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?

Yeah

If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?

Irena

For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?

Nooo! He can't!

Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?

Yeah

What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?

Bella to become a vampire and for her and Edward to get married

What's your dream ending?

I don't know

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

New MOon

How about Edward's?

twilight

Jacob's?

New moon and breaking dawnAlice's?

all of them

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

the boys of twilight.

(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)