If annoying people say you will one day out grow your love of fairy tales although evidence proves otherwise, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Yeah, that's what kind of person I am. i"m wierd, awesome, badass, hot, mean, nice, smart, funny, random, and nerdy.

If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Um, hello? That's why I joined in the first place!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Wheeee!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

(slaps jerk) Woo! That was fun!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Every morning...On the bus.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who haven't tried it, put this in your profile.

Eeeewwww!! Pot nastynasty!!

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a Myspace account and are literally addicted. If you are one of the 0.5 percent who thinks that Myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc., put this on your profile.

OK, Myspace is like one of the DUMBEST things in the world. My parents have taught me better :-)

If you think Pokemon is cool, put this in your profile.

I really don't care if other people think Pokemon is for babies. POKEMON FOREVER!!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.

Weird people will RULE THE WORLD!!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.

Blarg.

Admitting that you are weird means that you are normal. Saying that you are normal means that you are odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, put this in your profile.

Having no weird people is like having no fun. WE WEIRD PEOPLE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absoutly no reason, copy and paste this in your profile.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Hahaha...Why am I laughing?

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile.

Wow. I never knew how STUPID people can be.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Grrr, get me away from snobby people, or else I will...annoy the heck out of them!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

HFIRNGKGLSIAAYNWURFKFPGLTOEYWNAHCXWOQMC!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

GET RUN OVER ALREADY!!

98 percent of the teenage population drinks or has been around alcohol. Put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Mmmmmm, bagels...

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

(running on flat ground) Hi my readers how are AAAAAAHHHHHHH!! (trips over feet)

Let's Dance and Forget about the Mess

My biggest fear is that I'll let you in and you won't like what you see.

Welcome to BonnieLand, are you bouncing yet?

If I could have anything I'd touch the sky and take a little bit of it back with me because it's be like having a handful of hope

I hear you calling my name, I'm just pretending I can't because I don't think I can survive another round of your games

As we lay in my driveway ontop of our pretty chalk pictures with your iPod blasting my favorite songs under the blinking stars and you laugh and tell me that we'll never need anybody else because we're sisters I think I just may believe you.

Isn't it so funny ironic?) you need me know and wow I'm already gone (tell me does it hurt?) see how fast the tables turn (doesn't it suck to be the one suffering?) but don't worry sweetie I never forget (and I never forgive) and I'll hold all your dirty little secrets (in the palm of my hand) just don't piss me off (oops, you already have.

I'm breaking inside all over again (and you still don't give a damn)

Sometimes I don't believe in true love. But I'll alway believe in lust.

I love glitter and sequins and red and hot pink and summer rains and dresses and headbands and shopping bags and giggles and champagne and bubbles and lipgloss and mascara and butterflies and white chocolate mochas and starbucks and Juicy Couture Perfume but most of all I love the feeling of childlike happiness. There is not a purer joy than that.

I laugh on the worse day of my life and you ask why I'm always so damn happy and I don't know whether to laugh that you believe me so fucking easily or to cry that you're my best friend and yeah you don't know me at all. But I do know that it was perfectly justifiable in drinking the rest of your Mountain Dew, which let's just admit, we both know I hate.

I love to get to know people so feel free to pm and ask me anything. Because chances are I'll answer it.

I want the type of guy who laughs when I trip. The type of guy who may not notice when I buy new clothes but thinks I look adorable in his favorite hoodie. The kind of guy who gets a little bit jealous but realizes he can trust me. Somebody who listens to my psychotic babblings because he thinks they're kind of cute. The guy that rolls his eyes when I pout but lets me get my way anyways. A guy who won't let me walk all over him but knows when to stop because I rarely do. A guy who let's me play with his hair. A guy who loves to watch sports but knows never to record over a episode of Gossip Girl The type of guy to let me fall asleep on his shoulder even though I sometimes drool. The type of guy that will stick up for me in front of others, even though he sometimes agrees with what they're saying. A guy who will let me be right even if he knows I'm wrong. I want the type of guy who wants me back.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

XYou love hoodies.
XYou love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
XIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
XYou've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
XYou own/ed an X-Box.
XPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
XAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
XYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
XYou watch sports on TV.
XGory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
XYou like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
XGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
XXXXXX You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
XTalk with food in your mouth.
XSleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 20

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

XYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
XYou love to shop (SOMETIMES)
You wear eyeliner.
XYou wear the color pink... BUT ONLY IF IT'S HOT PINK.
XGo to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
XYou like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
XYou like wearing jewelry.
XSkirts are a part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
XYou smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
XYou care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
XYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
XYou love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
XLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
XLike being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 12

I'm a tomboy! Major!!

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

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