Shrieking crowds over silver platters. A puppet master whose stage is a silver dome. Where sacrifice and war are one in the same, and Zelda must choose one of the two or pay the price in full. T for action.

To escape her repellent suitors, Queen Zelda devises a perfect plan to marry her champion and best friend, the Hero of Twilight. Sadly, nothing works the way she wants it to. Not only does Link adjust poorly to a life of rules and etiquette but there are several people who do not approve of the union, people who would rather have the legendary Hero dead than see them married.

Magic doesn't exist, only in fairytales. At least, that's what Link thought. After Zelda is kidnapped and Link discovers a transformative new ability, he must travel all over Oregon and confront his worst nightmare. Story based off Twilight Princess and takes place in real locations (Portland, Beaverton, etc.). Rated T for language.

"You know, they call you the Ice Queen." Rooftop conversations between Link and Zelda a few months following Hyrule's escape from Twilight. Now continued.

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.

A series of Tarzan and Jane one shots- mostly consecutive but not always. Some funny, some cute, some silly and some dramatic.

When an old friend commits suicide during his stay at a psychiatric treatment facility, Sasuke infiltrates as a patient to find out what went wrong. But there are more secrets in the Restricted Ward than he's ready to hear. It's enough to drive you crazy. AU

Eight gates keep man from absolute physical perfection. By undergoing intense training, one can learn how to open these gates, allowing the user to surpass their own physical limits at the cost of extreme damage to their own body. But what if there were a ninth gate?

Tarzan deals with a new situation: a woman's insecurities.

Tarzan nodded. Something about him seemed off... distant, almost. "You live here now."

After being attacked, Phoenix is in critical condition and may not survive the night. Maya speaks to him, possibly for the last time. One-shot, Phoenix/Maya for real this time!