G'day there! I call myself Slenderweegee here, but in reality I am Austin. I have a huge thing for writing stories (Mainly fanfics, of course. Why else would I be here?) and since I am a huge gaming/ reading fan, I feel I can come up with a surmountable amount of stories, good and (hopefully not) bad. So then, about mehself...

Current age: 16

Gender: Male

Plans for the future (cuz people care about that 'n stuff):

Become a voice actor for a game, commercial, or anime/cartoon! Or an announcer type of guy!

Attend a college, live on campus.

Bucket List:

Eat pudding from a cleaned out jar of mayo.

Buy a tracfone. Turn up the volume to max. Place in a movie theater. Leave, then call the tracfone with my phone.

Gently place a bucket of Thrasher's fries near a sleeping person on the beach. Wait for the seagulls.

If I were to describe myself, I'd say:

Openly friendly

Kinda-ishly funny

Generally easygoing

Not very smart. Especially when it comes to math.

Main interests include but are not limited to:

Super Smash Bros. and 90% of the titles under this game

Dynasty Warriors

RPG's, namely Chrono series and Final Fantasy

LEGOs. Everywhere.

SSB Main(s): Luigi, Captain Falcon, Jigglypuff, Dr. Mario, Ganondorf, Falco, Pichu (I know, right?), Roy (Fire Emblem), Toon Link, King Dedede, Wolf (DLC, please Sakurai?), Wario, R.O.B., Olimar, Sonic (3DS version only), Rosalina, Bowser Jr., Greninja, Lucina, Dark Pit, Shulk, and Pac-Man. I plan on maining Mewtwo when he's released. I suck with him in Melee.

Wow... there's a lotta characters I'm good/kinda good with...

In Fanfics, I (plan to) use:

Some but not a lot of fluff

Absolutely NO YAOI OR YURI PAIRINGS! NOT EVEN SLIGHT HINTS OF IT!!!

Sarcasm and humor, no matter how dry

Character ideas for games:

Smash Bros. 3DS Wii U

Bomberman and Wolf DLC?!?! PLEAZE?????

Dynasty Warriors 9 (er, whatever)

Add Cheng Pu for gods' sake! I've been waiting since DW5!

Also add in Man Chong, Liao Hua, Sima Yan, Wen Qin, Jian Yong, Xu Sheng, Mi Fang, Fu Shiren, Yuan Shu, Cao Zhen, Zhang Lu, Li Fu, Yan Yan and Shamoke. *Gasps for air*

Playstation All-Stars 2 (If it happens)

Spyro, Dart, Gex, those other two planned DLC characters, and some other characters I probably don't know of.

Also, if it happens, change the gameplay up a bit. Make it more like Smash Bros.! I understand if you want to be different, but please, do us all a favor!

Favorite Quotes:

"I'm really feeling it!" - Shulk

"If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again." - Paris Hilton

"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo

"I'm going to steal the Deceleration of Independence." - Nicholas Cage

"Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache." - Mae West

"The light at the end of the tunnel may be a train." - Anonymous

"Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead." - Ben Franklin

"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something." - Anonymous

"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted." - John Lennon

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." - Lily Tomlin

"Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday." - Anonymous

"When you have lemons, you make lemonade; and when you have rice, you make rice." - Brock, from Pokemon

"No." - Rosa Parks

"Whatever it is, I didn't do it." - Everyone at some point in their life

"Mary had a little lamb. Then the doctor fainted." - Anonymous

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins

"If you like water, you already like 72 percent of me." - Anonymous (plenty of anonymous people, eh?)

"Goodbye, everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy!" - Sheldon J. Plankton