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Road to Valhalla: Hell's Return by Baxyratty reviews
When a strange tape is released to the news it is up to Hellsing and Torchwood to unravel it's origin. But will Jack be able to deal with the sudden reappearance of Schrödinger and Captain Hans Günsche? Rated M for dark themes, blood/gore, etc.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Schrodinger, Hans G.
The love of a cat and wolf by JaLogoJa reviews
Oh boy, isn't that title creative? I know, I know... Uhhh... yeahhh... The Captain gets himself drunk, gets himself in some trouble, and then gets himself some catboy booty. Arg, that's a pirate word... Just read it...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Schrodinger, Hans G. - Complete
Stray Cat Strut? by Teary Maystar reviews
After the return of Alucard life around Hellsing Manor has gotten dull. That is until a certain feline stray decides to strut about the place. How will the residence handle his childish antics as he searches for new ways to entertain himself? :3 Schro!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Schrodinger, Seras