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Joined 06-02-09, id: 1955502, Profile Updated: 06-28-12
Author has written 25 stories for Legend of the Seeker, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

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1. The Yu-Gi-Oh! Fanfiction Contest - FFN contest; shipping challenge rounds, and the source of most of my fics. Season 10 is currently underway. You want to join, you know you do...
WIP: Contest prizes, archive, and Hall of Fame.

2. ygodrabble and ygo_rare_pair - LJ contests.

3. Grammar! - In which I attempt to explain common errors.

4. "Postscript" (YGO fic universe) - Afterthought, Broken Column, Brace (WIP)


Update: Jun. 28 2012

After hiatus'ing for the whole school year, I'm tentatively hoping to return to fandom this summer before I need to get down to business when school returns. Crossing my fingers for getting things written during my time in the Land of No Internet. (I haven't written anything fictional for... literally a year. Wow.)

So I shall return from this mythical land in late August, hopefully with fic in tow. Hooray!

- Keruth


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Origins of Symmetry by Ryuujitsu reviews
In which Ryou is an intergalactic super-spy, and Bakura is his next target. Tendershipping. Updates at the pace of a zombie snail.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,474 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 10/11/2009 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Homecoming by Fiver reviews
DISCONTINUED
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 168,805 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 11/16/2008 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Ryou's Story by ACE-in-Wonderland reviews
This story is mine to tell. No, not the one whom most refer to as Bakura, the spirit of the millennium ring, just me. He already stole my name but I cannot- will not- let him take away the one thing I have left...my words.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,977 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Dragon Seer by ladyblackwell reviews
In a world of warring kingdoms, false accusations and invisible dragons, how far will you go to save a friend? Fantasy AU. Friendshippy Anzu x Kisara and Anzu x Ryou.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Anzu M./Tea G., Kisara - Complete
Tego Texi Tectum by Ziven reviews
[Post canon, M/M] A shield is only large enough for one man - what happens when a man protecting himself undertakes another? -Protectshipping, Honda x Ryou- done for the YGO fanfiction contest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/11/2010 - [R. Bakura, H. Honda/Tristan T.] - Complete
Gossips by Always a Bookworm reviews
"Well, I'm sure I'll hear it through the grapevine soon enough." As Honda always joked, friends mean well- but they can be awful gossips. Protectshipping, written for contest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - H. Honda/Tristan T., R. Bakura - Complete
The Dragon's Gift by Azhdarcho reviews
"Priest Seto gritted his teeth as the sky behind them lightened from indigo to pink. The rhythm of his horse's hooves pounded their mission into his head: the king is sick... the king is dying... the pharaoh needs a dragon's heart to cure his illness..."
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Set, Blue-Eyes White Dragon - Complete
Greatest by Yutaan reviews
"You will never be Greatest Thief," she told him, and smiled. Kul Elna, pre-series. Might as well throw in some Gemshipping, too.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Thief Bakura - Complete
Sun by Calm Envy reviews
Bakura Ryou is always staring out a window, alone. Atemu and Jou think he's a freak, but there's something about him that intrigues Malik... A beautiful summer unfolds, and slowly crumples away. Sequel up.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Marik I., R. Bakura - Complete
Hidden Amongst The Amaranth by TheHaremshipper reviews
The tale of a fairy kingdom's High Princes Yami, Bakura, Marik, Malik and Yugi as they search for their missing sixth mate, who is hidden, unknowing of his destiny, amongst the Amaranth... Yuumeishipping AU one-shot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2010 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8287 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Chains by ACE-in-Wonderland reviews
Walls collapsing, and feet pounding frantically against the dirt floor. Ryou can't help but wonder if this feeling of emptiness is normal. Bakura is dead, and Ryou can't seem to free his mind from the past, even while he's running for his life...RXB
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,600 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2010 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Pause and Pretend by Pheleon reviews
The Pharaoh and the Thief returned. Now Ryo has to deal with a darker half who has no memories of the present, can't understand his language, and who wants to stand on the railing of their sixth story apartment during a thunderstorm. PostseriesAU, fluff
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/27/2009 - R. Bakura, Thief Bakura - Complete
Twisted by peanutbutterer reviews
Eventually, she stops screaming.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Kahlan A., Darken R. - Complete
ARYA SVITKONA by Shur'tagal reviews
Arya's POV. Begins at the Menoa Tree in Eldest, and encompasses books 3 & 4. Every character is included. Murtagh, Thorn, and Galbatorix have appeared. Arya/Eragon Ch 82 .
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 266,277 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Arya, Eragon S.
Groupie Number Nine by Tunnel-Visionary reviews
This hadn’t exactly been her college plan. She had wanted to have fun, of course… It was, after all, suppose to be the time of her life. But she really had thoroughly expected to be studying medicine, not ways to get into a legend’s bed…
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,788 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Faust by Ryuujitsu reviews
To save his classmate's soul, Bakura Ryou trades in his own and is quickly absorbed into the chaos of the underworld, a household pet of the eccentric fiend who shares his name. For Itooshi. Tendershipping and others. HIATUS UNTIL JUNE 2010.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 187,420 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 9/5/2004 - R. Bakura
Copy Paste by Shadow over Egypt reviews
Kaiba Noa wonders what it is to be human, to live and to feel. #oneshot, follow to DR and RA, Filler, Chibi and Azure#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Darktouch by Shadow over Egypt reviews
Sometimes the sanest thing to do was go mad. # -Zorc x Yami Bakura- #
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
The Sound of Drums by Shadow over Egypt reviews
Awake, awake, awake. Awake in peace. Awake in war, and watch duty kill your lover and friends. Watch chaos kill the man you haven't figured out you love yet. Awake, and watch others forever fall asleep. #oneshot; Apprentice and Scandal#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Sunset by adele4 reviews
Mahado/Malik, AE AT: A few months after the end of the final battle and the pharaoh's sacrifice, Mahado decides to visit the Ishtar family. But the chosen keeper of memory is not the devoted guardian he had expected to find.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Mahado/Mahad, Marik I. - Complete
Ed and the Sprat by z'yiandria reviews
He knew her four days and died for her. Ed's views on Nita and the Song of the Twelve through Deep Wizardry.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007
An Unlikely Brotherhood by LadyRhiyana reviews
c.900AD. Salazar Slytherin and Godric Gryffindor are entangled by bonds of blood, history, politics, hatred and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,657 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Salazar S., Godric G.
A Little Place Called Home by nyanja14 reviews
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,793 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Ghost of Brom by Oddwen Floddball reviews
I was tired and got bit by a plotbunny. Just a silly little parody of the first Eragon book. Warning: don't get your eye poked out by a pun. Minor violence & tight leather.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Spirit by Little Kuriboh reviews
Following his tragic death, Yugi returns in spirit form alongside the Pharaoh to watch over his friends.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,039 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
White Roses by whitesakura reviews
Roses have always been a part of Mokuba’s life. In the gardens of their mansion, Seto plants white ones year after year, and slowly, with each new blossoming, Mokuba begins to understand why. Mokuba&Seto. Yaoi. Incest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Mokuba K., S. Kaiba - Complete
Noveau Monde by Ryuujitsu reviews
Noa had known the deep blue of the ocean would haunt him to his dying day. He went under with a gasp and the ocean was all around, dark blue and oppressive. Amane x Noa, Bday gift for Bourei no Hikari.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Noa K./Noah K.
Plans by egochan reviews
Ryou agrees to babysit Mokuba and finds out a secret about Seto. Ryou agrees to help Seto win his love over, but what happens when Ryou realizes he made a big mistake and falls for Seto? How well can the matchmaker match when he's all googly-eyed for his subject? It's a fic that focuses more on surreal humor and angst than plot, sorry. PWP? No! It's Humor/Angst Without Plot! Yay!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 129,497 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 3/30/2003 - R. Bakura, S. Kaiba - Complete
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Subadjacency reviews
Post-series. Anzu's friends have always been the ones who made her strong. Supportshipping, for contest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Anzu M./Tea G., H. Honda/Tristan T. - Complete
Dream Incubation reviews
Post-series. Mokuba's adventures in America, adolescence, and separation anxiety. Stepshipping, for contest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Mokuba K., Noa K./Noah K. - Complete
Upwards Analgesia reviews
Dystopian-ish AU. In which meetings in a coffee shop prove surprisingly conductive to treating headaches and piecing together the truth. The past is overrated, anyway. Wallshipping Rishid/Shizuka, for contest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Shizuka K./Serenity W., Rishid/Odion - Complete
Sublimation and Redirection reviews
AU. They are thieves and stealers of ka, but Atem likes to think that they only take what is theirs by right. Casteshipping TKB/Atem, for contest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Thief Bakura, Atem - Complete
Road to Inertia reviews
AU. Power breeds consanguineous marriage and the ability to plan years into the future. In which Bakura thinks ahead, Mai is his adopted daughter, and Malik is sort-of-not-really just along for the ride. Incest, dubcon, darkish. Mai/Bakura, for contest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,875 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Mai K./Mai V., Yami Bakura - Complete
Nebula for Variation reviews
Twelve thousand miles to Egypt, and two weeks until whatever fragments of the past that remain are crushed to dust. How long until you abandon the truth so your friends may be at peace, Yugi? Yugi/Anzu, for contest
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Anzu M./Tea G., Yūgi M. - Complete
Necropolis reviews
Theirs is a match made in hell - one seeks his past, one his humanity, and each has what the other wants. They work together, because they can do nothing else. #contest ym x otogi, round twelve#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/10/2011 - R. Otogi/Duke D., Yami Marik - Complete
Cimmerian reviews
What we do, who we think we are... it's all nothing but the flipping of the charge on the membrane of an axon, releasing chemical messengers into empty space. / Cadeline x Strings for the ygo rare pair contest on LJ.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Complete
Air of Niger
AU. The people laughed at her, mocked her, watched her and disapproved. "What a useless gift it is to be able to see into the past!" they said, and she cried. #contest seer, round eleven#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,610 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Isis I./Ishizu I., Isis/Aishisu - Complete
Geodesic reviews
AU. History repeats itself, or so they think. If their worlds are running parallel but colliding, if the immortal exist throughout all of time, then what is real and what is not? #contest shadow, round ten; darkfic#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Shizuka K./Serenity W., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Alluvial reviews
Some wish to change the future; others prefer to mourn the past. #contest gem, round nine#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Thief Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Partition Postulate reviews
When he was young, Ryouta had never feared the sea; when he grew older, he avoided it. It held too many memories for him - memories of death and promises gone wrong... #Harpoonshipping Mako x Ocean, for a contest#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Ryouta K. - Complete
Nomotheticism reviews
The Keys have been lost, their former Keeper long gone, and Honda is trapped in this world-of-worlds forever - yet his greatest concern at the moment is what little remains of his humanity. Ficlet, slight Honda/Malik.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2011 - H. Honda/Tristan T., Marik I. - Complete
Circle of Fifths reviews
AU. Welcome to the Rome of the Second Punic War - a Rome where foreigners are despised and armies will march anywhere for battle. A Rome where Honda mourns, and where Malik searches desperately for a new home. #contest banana, round eight#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011 - H. Honda/Tristan T., Marik I. - Complete
Absolute reviews
The Orichalcos does not heal; it only blocks out the pain - and what pain that would be, if Jounouchi and Varon had not been there to numb it... #contest conflict, round seven#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Mai K./Mai V. - Complete
To Be Determined reviews
Brothers can change, relationships can crumble, and there will always, always be someone there to remind her that perhaps this new reality is better than the old. #contest xeno, round six#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Rishid/Odion, Isis I./Ishizu I. - Complete
Icosahedronal Target reviews
A confession spun wildly off-topic and the expectant faces of three friends - who knew salsa could be such an aphrodisiac? CRACK and FLUFF; Conspireshipping R/M/YM/YB.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Complete
Indirect Proof reviews
The Shadow Realm is a place of lies and death, not one of life and love. Unfortunately for Bakura, cards and Duel Monsters are sometimes not even that simple. #contest doll, round five#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Yami Bakura - Complete
The Sixth Declension reviews
AU. On threesomes, on friendship, and on discovering oneself. College is a time for change, but when Ryou meets enigmatic freshmen Bakura and Amane, he's afraid of taking that too far. Dealshipping Ryou x Bakura x Amane, for Paige. Not incest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2010 - R. Bakura
Eagle Bowl reviews
Oneshot, AE and AT. In some universes, they were destined to win. In others, they were destined to lose. #contest seal, round four#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Atem, Mahado/Mahad - Complete
Broken Column reviews
How much pain had the Items caused in the short time that they had existed? And how few had cared? #contest protect, round three; sequel of sorts to Afterthought#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/3/2010 - R. Bakura, H. Honda/Tristan T. - Complete
Afterthought reviews
Jou/Malik for Always a Bookworm, post-series. Malik returns to Domino, bitter with the knowledge that those who try to change most often do not succeed, and Jounouchi finds himself the unlikely guardian of his mental stability.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Marik I., K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Dissolution reviews
AE, oneshot. Duty and death haunt her every step, tying her to the man with the blue, blue eyes. #contest mizu, round two#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Set, Kisara - Complete
The Plague Bringer reviews
AU, oneshot. People say that goldfish can only remember for three seconds. Anzu wishes that were true. #contest spirit, round one#
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Anzu M./Tea G. - Complete
Darken Rahl Fails In A Somewhat Epic Fashion reviews
Takes place after Reckoning. Darken Rahl is out for revenge on the Seeker and wants the power of Orden back. Oneshot. Rated T for euphemisms for euphemisms and normal euphemisms. Edited somewhat; whether it's for better or worse you should decide.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Darken R. - Complete