The Dancing Cactus
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Compass of thy Soul by Umei no Mai reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan during the Warring Clans Era is surprisingly idyllic, so long as you don't mind hard work and are too young to know any of the people who are actually dying. But innocence never lasts, and trying to help family stay alive is a road strewn with a surprising number of pitfalls and last-minute diversions. [SI-OC. Fluff, politics, fix-it.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 142,043 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 2h - Published: 7/15 - [Madara U., OC] Izuna U., Tajima U. - Complete
Hogwarts Reads the Books: Goblet of Fire by Spirithorse16 reviews
4th Book the revised version
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,540 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 8/5 - Harry P., Ginny W., Daphne G.
The Weaver Option by Antony444 reviews
It is the 45th Millennium and the galaxy is dying. On the verge of victory over the Imperium, the Chaos forces have proven unable to stem the tide against the Great Devourer and its trillions of Tyranids. Only one option: cross the dimensions, find a hero able to triumph where billions have utterly failed and change the course of the past...
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 362,062 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 8/23/2016
Quintessence by Darth Marrs reviews
The Galaxy Far Far Away did not fall easily to the Entities. With their last breath, the survivors of that galaxy planted a seed of hope for any other worlds that might fall. Naturally, with Taylor Hebert's luck, that seed planted itself in her. A Star Wars/Worm Crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,192 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 7/20 - Skitter
Harry Potter, Squatter by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,062 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 3,831 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 5/1 - Harry P., Hestia
OSaBC II : That Which Cannot Die by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of the events in ME2, with a completely new take on Cerberus, the Shadow Broker, and the Collectors. Examines the themes of what exactly constitutes death and life, the line between revenge and self-hatred, and how small amounts of light can shine in every darkness. Not a happy ending. Includes my takes on Overlord and LotSB. Rated M for language and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 690,411 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah
Remnant of a Worm by Halfmasked reviews
Post-GM Taylor in Remnant. Taylor Hebert; villain, hero, monster, savior, Khepri. She awakens in a hospital in Vale. Where was she? What would she do? Who would she be? Hero or villain? Monster or Savior?
Crossover - RWBY & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,289 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Ozpin, Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Skitter
A Gamers Guide to Necromancy by The Dark Wolf Shiro reviews
The Gamer System is a ridiculously overpowered ability, and now it's in the hands of a Lich King in Training. Kuro isn't a nice person, and that was before he had a legion of Undead at his command, the multiverse should be afraid. Will go to multiple different worlds Dark MC/Evil MC, Lemons/Smut, Necromancer MC/Gamer MC
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Game X-overs - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 312,017 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 5/3
An Essence of Silver and Steel by James D. Fawkes reviews
At the moment of transformation, when the connection was to be established and a young girl's life forever changed, the Red Shadow intervened, and the Administration shard became its tool on the path to human salvation. With the power of every hero ever immortalized in myth and legend, what can that girl do but be a hero herself? -A not-quite-crossover with FSN/Prisma Illya-
Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 71 - Words: 370,918 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 3,328 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea
Dreams and Reality by dawnriser reviews
A small accident and Harry starts having dreams of a city plagued by beasts in the shape of men. where sickness flows through the streets in the form of monsters and walking nightmares. The line between dreams and the world blur and disappears, dragging Harry into a world where blood is worth more than gold and eyes can see past the fragile boundaries of reality.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,404 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 7/12
The odds were never in my favour by Antony444 reviews
Ten years of life at the Dursleys have healed Alexandra Potter of any good feelings she might have towards her aunt, uncle and cousin, leaving her friendless and sarcastic about life. On her eleventh birthday, a letter sent by a school of magic may give her a providential escape. Except, of course, things may not be that simple for a girl fan of the Lord of the Rings...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 499,145 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 2,311 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/20/2015
Empress Ascendant by Unruly Marmite reviews
The Emperor wasn't sure how he ended up in a different universe, or what the parasite leeching off Humanity was. But he was the guardian of Mankind, and there was at least one person on this world worthy of taking up his mantle.
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 124,685 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 5/12/2017 - The Emperor, Skitter
Traveler by The Straight Elf reviews
Ash Ketchum has been determined to become the best since he was a toddler. He has his eyes set on a charmander, but a twist of fate led him to the humble Nidoran. Note: Mix between anime and the games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 1,154,674 - Reviews: 5986 - Favs: 6,107 - Follows: 5,518 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Hypno/Sleeper, Magmortar/Booburn, Nidoking
Taylor Varga by mp3.1415player reviews
Taylor has a bad day that ends in a locker. Everyone has heard that one. It goes somewhat differently after that, as her call for help is answered by something from a lot further away than one might expect... A story in which Taylor makes a very large friend, the world gets confused, and Danny comes into his own.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 361 - Words: 1,696,220 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 3/14/2017
Worm: More Than Meets The Eye by Zero-metallix reviews
When Primus sees the destruction caused by the Entities, he decides to take action before earth can become another victim to their cycle.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 115 - Words: 545,738 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Skitter, Panacea]
Hive Daughter by PlateGlassArmour reviews
"At that exact moment, Taylor Hebert connected to a vast alien entity. In most universes, she gets the power to control insects, in some, she gets a slightly different power. In this universe, in some cosmic case of wrong telephone number, Taylor connected to the wrong vast alien entity. In this universe, for a few seconds, Taylor Hebert connected to the Tyranid Hive Mind."
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 165,240 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 7/24/2018 - Skitter, Panacea, Dragon
Powerful Magical Artifact by kathryn518 reviews
The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,192 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 3,413 - Follows: 4,283 - Published: 3/3 - Harry P., Ron W.
Arctiinae by CruelRuin reviews
Minato's in Brockton Bay. He has no idea why, but he's here. Compared to the capes around him, he's also a nuke amongst handmade explosives. He has no reason to exist here. This world doesn't need him, but Elizabeth told him "Let the flower of death bloom on the morning of gold." He knows better than to doubt her. (Up for adoption)
Crossover - Persona Series & Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,856 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/14/2018
Try not to Fuck up The future, Warning: Future gets fucked by Yojimbra reviews
(working title). Naruto finds him self falling towards the earth and ends up splashing down in front of a very beautiful and pissed off woman that claims that she is Uchiha Madara. Naruto x Fem Madara. Time Travel... probably. Probably Yandere Madara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,163 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 2,435 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/29/2018 - [Naruto U., Madara U.] - Complete
Of Heroes and Monsters by Yiuceht reviews
Pariah at birth. Dead-last in his class by seven. Shinobi-dropout by nine. Mercenary by ten. S-rank in the Bingo Book by twelve. Ex-terrorist by thirteen. International criminal by fourteen. They say the road of life is full of twists and turns...
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,239 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 7/1/2018 - Naruto U.
Thaumaturgic Awakening by Xylix reviews
Enforcer Contract #CIL201009-6: Investigation of possible interdimensional threat: Type-D. This request has been jointly commissioned by the Roman Catholic Church and the Mage's Association. Contract Signed, Rin Tohsaka, Enforcer Unit 09.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 233,960 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 11/15/2018 - Published: 3/2/2016 - Shirō E., Saber, Rin T., Skitter
That Which Remains by CruelRuin reviews
There are those who are unwanted, those who should never see the sun. Those who lurk in the shadows, and those who slay for their masters. He is none of those. He's Naruto Uzumaki, and he serves a higher purpose... one that delivered him from a fate much worse than death. After all, you are only truly dead when you are forgotten.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,050 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 10/11/2018 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Naruto U., Griselda Q., Vasco S.
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 984,258 - Reviews: 8232 - Favs: 8,683 - Follows: 8,311 - Updated: 9/20/2018 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Skittering Campione by Greatazuredragon reviews
Taylor Hebert has been known by many titles during the course of her young life: Daughter, friend, victim, villain, warlord, hero, monster, savior… But now, awakening in a whole new world after defeating Scion, she will have to bear a new unexpected title: Campione.
Crossover - Campione!/カンピオーネ! & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,772 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 3,059 - Follows: 3,630 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Skitter
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 387,570 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 3,353 - Follows: 3,881 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), OC
Do Me A Wrong by ChaosEmperorNex reviews
After sacrificing it all and leaving himself a shell of what he used to be, living out a life as a meager human presses down on Ichigo more than the countless battles he's been through. So what is he to do when the opportunity to get it all back and then some comes? Take it or walk away? There's only one catch though...damning his soul.
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 174,554 - Reviews: 2748 - Favs: 5,832 - Follows: 6,077 - Updated: 6/7/2017 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Ichigo K., Yasaka
Crosswinds of Fate by WayFarer2000 reviews
"You should think of this as an opportunity to learn about a completely different method of applied thaumaturgy," Zelretch explained. He then sighed and lamented, "For shame, to be cursed with such an ungrateful apprentice..."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 130,810 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Harry P.
Hell is a Martial Artist by Ozzallos reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,279 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 2,262 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,549 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 3,796 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Sheep and Battle Chicken by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of ME1 in a darker, sinister universe. Much darker and more realistic views of the SA and the Citadel Council, a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, and a more conflicted Saren and Benezia. Changes much of the ME1 dynamic to remove plot holes with more focus on politics, military strategy, and space combat. Pairing is FShep/Liara. Rewritten through Chapter 65 so far.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 123 - Words: 744,348 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Illusive Man - Complete
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 2484 - Favs: 7,266 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 5,273 - Follows: 5,751 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 8,442 - Follows: 2,280 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Reset reviews
Betrayed by his friends. Convicted of terrorism. Killed at sea. Washing ashore in Alola, Ash wakes with a mission: Save the world. Because really, what else is he going to do?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/6 - Ash K./Satoshi, Moon, Lillie, Hau
To Struggle and Strive reviews
With dreams of greatness, Ash embarks on his journey only to be met with a cruel reality: a blind starter, stubborn and aggressive; a taunting rival, always seemingly beyond reach; loss after loss, to even the worst of trainers. With failure seeming to be the sole truth of his journey, Ash strives to hold onto his iron resolve in the face of his struggles. All to be the very best.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/25/2018 - Ash K./Satoshi, Deino