Welcome to my profile. The exits are located here and here . In the quite likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees and kiss your bum goodbye.

Nationality: half-English (mum) and half- American.

Motto: Tea is the answer.

Loves: Tea, reading, but thanks to this site I haven't been reading actual books as much. :D ,knitting, writing, playing my viola (it's NOT a violin, a little bigger, deeper, and we play alto clef- you have no idea how many people get this wrong), schoolwork (yes, I did just write that, I really do love school. I could do without chemistry though...)

Books: Harry Potter, LOTR, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Stravaganza, The Golden Compass, Twilight, The Host, Study and Glass series, Jane Austen, Donna Jo Napoli, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Narnia, Percy Jackson

Movies: Harry, Moulin Rouge, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Lion King, disney ( the old classic stuff, not this new rubbish they're coming out with now), Pirates, Indiana Jones

All-time Favourite: Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier ( romantic thriller, absolutely terrific)

and now for your enjoyment...

"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!"

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

"Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you--"

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

“And what in the name of Merlin’s most baggy Y Fronts was that about?"

"These girls...they're going to kill me Harry!"

"Harry!"

"SIR!"

Bloke in bar: "He doesn't like you!"

Luke: "I'm sorry...

Bloke: "I don't like you either!"

Darth: I find your lack of faith disturbing

Wanna buy some deathsticks?

You don't want to sell me deathsticks.

I don't want to sell you deathsticks...

You want to go home and rethink your life

I want to go home and rethink my life...

"You hand me the idol, I hand you the whip!"

"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Rick Riordan

"In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has widely been considered as a bad move."

"Space, is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is.

"I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it," said Marvin.
"And what happened?" pressed Ford.
"It committed suicide," said Marvin