![]() About the person behind the name "Calisurf": Hi... My name is Madison... I'm 15... I live in the United States... And I have an unhealthy obsession with anything related to or concerning the trilogy known as Pirates of the Caribbean. Luckily for me, I am not in the slightest bit a health nut, nor will I ever be. Like my dad says, "No fat, no flavor." Aussi, je parle un peu du Français... tellement si tout va bien je pourrai en incorporer à mes histoires! ¡Igual solicita Español! By the way, I also have a deviantART account, but I haven't uploaded anything as of yet. Then again, I'm not that great of an artist... Feel free to check it out, the link is my homepage. Maddi's Faves: Color: Lime green. Food: I do like tacos. And fried okra. Store: The Star Trader at Disneyland, California, where one can find most items already in my posession... most of them pertaining to Pirates. Don't ask me why, but the Star Trader has more POTC memorabilia than the POTC store in New Orleans Square. Place in the World: Disneyland. Especially over by the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. But yeah, Disneyland. Animal(s): Frogs and dogs. One after a nickname, the other after numerous wonderful experiences I've had through the years. Up to you to figure that one out. And I do like llamas. Fictional Character: Captain Jack Sparrow. Hands down. In a heartbeat. Without a doubt. If only the Mouse would share... Ice Cream: Mint Chocolate Chip. Or Mocha. Or Cinnamon. Whichever I feel like at the moment. Movie(s): Do I really need to tell you this? If you have no clue, finish reading the rest of my ramblings and figure it out yourself... Instrument: My cello. Or my violoncello, if you like. (Hehe. Parody of a quote.) However, said cello's real name is George. Don't ask... Quote(s): This list could probably go on forever... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." "I said no lies!" - Captain Jack Sparrow and Murtogg. "But why is the rum gone?!" - Captain Jack Sparrow. "Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate." - Captain Jack Sparrow. "Cuttlefish. Aye. Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish." - Captain Jack Sparrow. "Oh, look! A peanut!" - Captain Jack Sparrow. "Nine pieces of whatever we happened to have in our pockets at the time? Oh, yes. That sounds very piratey." - Joshamee Gibbs. "You weigh one oh sh-t?!" - my friend, trying unsuccessfully to ask my other friend (who weighs 106) about her weight. "Ah...choo!" "SWINE FLU!!" - me, sneezing, and my P.E. teacher overreacting. "I never got why Germans called themselves douches..." - my friend, after hearing someone mispronounce Deutchland. "Where are you from again?" "Texas..." "That explains so much..." - me and my orchestra teacher. "Happy llama, sad llama, suuuper llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama, moose!" - my Llama Roll Call. More randomnesss... Stranger On The Shore: Here I stand Watching the tide go out So alone and blue Just dreaming dreams of you I watched your ship As it sailed out to sea Taking all my dreams And taking all of me The sighing of the waves The wailing of the wind The tears in my eyes burn Pleading, “My love, return” Why, oh why, must I go on like this? Shall I just be a lonely stranger on the shore? The sighing of the waves The wailing of the wind The tears in my eyes burn Pleading, “My love, return” Why, oh why, must I go on like this? Shall I just be a lonely stranger on the shore? Enough of that madness... Now on to more important matters... I plan on publishing a POTC fanfic really soon, so do as Captain Turner says and "keep a weather eye on the horizon". You never know when I might update... |
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