Name: Charlotte

Age: 17 until I decide otherwise- probably

Known Aliases: None, hopefully

Location: On a worn sofa with a laptop permanently fused to thighs

Blood Type: Red

Likes: Too many to list. Well, let's give it a go. Largely anything camp/involving gays. Writing, and reading, strangely enough. Telling people what's wrong with television today. Getting giddy over things which should not be gotten giddy over. Obsessing over particular things until they become part of my every day life and I can't go a day without mentioning it or seeing/saying/hearing/reading/smelling in some extreme cases that reminds me of it. Squealing like the saddo fangirl I am.

Dislikes: Pretentious adverts; if you're trying to sell me a chicken, just say that! As in 'want a chicken? Well we got one right here'. People who fly into pissy moods for no apparent reason. Homophobes. People who condone the use of the word 'spaz' or 'spazzy'. People who think it's acceptable to mock disabilities. The use of the word 'gay' in a derogatory way. Fundamentalists and people who generally cannot get that other people are entitled to opinions. Biggots in all senses of the word.

(Previous Mrs.Szmanda, not that anyone would have known that. But hey.)