Hey everybody!!

Name: One of a kind and definitely not J.K Rowling last time i checked...

Age: Somewhere in the teens

Gender: F for female

Nationality: Australian born Indian

Appearance: Dark brown hair (dark enough to pass for black)

Faves:

Colour:Green(NAH, nobody would've guessed that!),black, brown and purple:)

Food: CHOCOLATE...im a chocoholic:)AS well as skittle, M'n'Ms and alot more other lollies. Im a vegitarian:)

Drink: Coke mixed with Lift (tastes really nice actually) and all other soft drinks

Book:THE HARRY POTTER SERIES, OF COURSE!!(if u dont like it then theres something wrong with you and all those people who are obsessed like me, well, HI-5!), Deltora Quest, Eragon, anything which involves magic really. But I also like Alex Rider. I want to read Eragon, ive heard that its really good.

TV series:Merlin, Australian Idol, Masterchef Australia, Neighbours

Movie: Harry Potter:PS/SS, CoS,PoA, GoF, OoTP, HBP, National Treasure, Night at the museum, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider,

Music:Rogue Traders, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Lily Allen, Phoenix, Avril Lavigne, sara berielles, Michael Jackson(hes awesome) U2(I LOVE THEIR SONG BLINDING LIGHTS!!), FLEET FOXES:) fireflight, Nickelback, linkin park, Art vs Science, Coldplay and last but not least SHANNON NOLL

Fave Pairings:

Harry/Ginny,

Hermione/Ron,

Draco/OC

Neville/Luna,

Neville/OC

Luna/OC

Sirius/OC,

Remus/OC,

And i especially love LJ. theyre the sweetest, cutest couple ever:)

Pairings which i dont exactly approve of/hate:

Harry/Hermione(seriously,theyre perfectly fine as BFFs),

Snape/Hermione(ewwwww),

Dumbledore/Minerva(downright ewww),

I LOVE THE RAIN

IM CRAZY ABOUT CONVERSE SHOES!!THEYRE AWESOME:)

I love being weird and nerdy.

Im like every other retarded and hyper person on this wonderful website. That is to say retarded and hyper.

I have a fetish for postcards and clothes' tags.Theyre fascinating

Im addicted to LJ fanfics...theyre such a cute couple:)

For all those people who hate twilight and think its really unimagitive and think that stephenie meyer should of really put a bit more effort in and think that a vampire watching u sleep and stalking you is creepy not sweet and think jacob is a pedophile and just hate twilight cuz its just downright stupid and think that its annoying how all those american people say that twilight is the new harry potter and think that WIZARDS COULD WHIP VAMPIRES' ASSES ANY DAY IN A BATTLE OR A WAR, then I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU!!

Lines from movies:

"She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One!"

"But I am the Chosen One!!"

WHAM(hermione hitting harry with the book)

"Okay.Fine.Sorry.I was kidding" Harry and Hermione from Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. LOL

Ron and Hermione: "Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!"
"Oh, yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey-hey you lot! Midgets!"
"Ron!"
"Well, they are, they're titchy..." from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix(the book)

Ron: Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mysical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Ron: "...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong

"But that's life,you know!! You walk along and then suddenly...poof" Professor Slughorn from Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

TROLL! ...TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS!!...Just thought you ought to know" Professor Quirrel in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Don't.Call me.Nym-pha-dora!" Nymphadora Tonks in Harry Potter and the Order of The Phoenix

I HATE ALL FORCES OF EVIL INCLUDING UMRIDGE, VOLDEMORT AND HIS RETARDED MINIONS!!

Wise side of me/ other non-hyper serious sorta person:

Emos should really should think about not being emo because they haven't seen the entire surface of this big and beautiful world and they dont realise that they arent ready to leave this earth without seeing this wonderful place first.

I think all those people who only care about looks and think theyre not pretty enough for their expectation and feel suicidal and wish you had a better life and think you get ignored and think that all your loved ones dont' care about you, then think again because in truth, you always have someone who cares and just be happy for the you've been given and be glad it wasnt any other way. Just because there are a few ups and downs, doesnt mean you give up on everything.(That took a while)

I feel really sorry for all of those people who suffer from depression/ or feel suicidal because that is a really bad thing to think of, negative thoughts. I just hate how people dont realise that there are others who care about them like their friends and family and commit suicide or die from depression.

Copy and pasters:

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. We have cookies. (I also have an unhealthy obsession with cookies)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

IF YOU ARE MENTAL

AND YOU KNOW IT

AND ARE REALLY PROUD TO SHOW IT

COPY AND PASTE!! (or just sing the last line as THEN CLAP YOUR HANDS it rhymes)

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when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

Read this its very very sad

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

Try Not To Cry--please read this, it's incredibly meaningful

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend;

That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I’ll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; that they always were the best Mommy,

I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors;

I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college; I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married; I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, the time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it’s true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

HARRY POTTER OBSESSIVES Put a where it applies to you and a where it doesn't!

For anyone who has come to realize they really are in love with the Harry Potter books.

For anyone who sat up late into the night because they had to figure out what happened next.
For anyone who is pretty sure their lives have just ended a little because there are no more books.
For anyone who has tried casting a spell at one point in their lives.
For anyone who was mad when Sirius died, deeply upset at Fred's death, misty-eyed about Hedwig, frightfully saddened when Cedric was killed, shocked to hear of Lupin and Tonk's death and think Dobby was quite a brave and extraordinary house elf.
For anyone who spent time wondering about Snape, was he on Dumbledore's side, or a Death Eater? And when you read 'The Prince's Tale', you were like, 'after all this time? Always'.
For anyone who was like FINALLY when Hermione and Ron snogged. In the middle of a war. And you knew Harry felt a little awkward waiting for them.
For anyone who really does feel bad for Albus Severus. Seriously Harry, please don't name your children.
You wanted a letter to arrive at your house in green ink telling you that you had been accepted into Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Quidditch sounds like a blast and a half.
Every now and the you drop a Harry Potter joke.
You are trying to cope with the fact Harry Potter is over, and realizing it is a might strange to be sad over a book. But you can't help it.
The Weasley Family is just so awesome.
You can't listen to Werewolves of London without thinking of Remus Lupin.
You seem like a vaguely average person until someone says something about Harry Potter.
You hoped to be as funny as Fred and George.
You've been hopelessly distracted from your summer reading after reading the latest installment and then deciding you have to re-read the others.
For anyone who thinks Albus Dumbledore was pretty much brilliant.
You realize you think about some reference to Harry Potter practically once a day.
Wotcher Harry.
While you feel your life wither away in study hall, you try to numb the pain of boredom with Harry Potter thoughts.
For people who find themselves smiling when they realize a real life situation relates so perfectly to a Harry Potter situation.
For those of us who've been wasting our lives online reading JKR interviews and other various potter fan mania.
For those of us who think people who intentionally spoil the book should be tarred and feathered.
For the people who sat up all night after reading the epilogue wondering, "Did Harry ever become an auror?"
For anyone who isn't sure what they'll do now that they don't have another Harry Potter book to get hyped for.
For everyone who has already planned or is planning on what to do the day the first Deathly Hallows movie comes out--and it's gonna be TOTALLY AWESOME.
For anyone who is in English class discussing magical realism and someone tries to say Harry Potter isn't real...and basically you can't believe anyone could say anything so heartless and heartbreaking.
For anyone who knows the characters just as well as you know your friends--because they are. You know their hobbies, their favourite things, their dislikes, their stories, their feelings. You know them. And you mostly love them.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or The Hills; never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

R.I.P Michael Jackson

This is the Stupid Test! It's got 100 of the stupid things that people do. Bold ALL that apply! I got 56 out of a hundred.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test.
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

The Harry Potter Oath

You say Twilight,
I say Harry Potter.
You say Robert Pattinson,
I say Daniel Radcliffe.
You say vampires,
I say wizards.
You say Bella,
I say Ginny.
You say Jacob Black,
I say Sirius Black.
You say the Volturi,
I say Lord Voldemort.
You say Stephenie Meyer,
I say J.K. Rowling.
You say Renesmee, half-blood vampire,
I say Severus Snape, Half-Blood Prince.
You say Forks,
I say Hogwarts.
You call me weird,
I call you troll!

Yeah, take that Twilight! BAHAHAHA

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

man, what alot of copy-and-pasters! hope u enjoyed reading all the wacky things on my profile:)