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Joined 06-04-09, id: 1958127, Profile Updated: 03-10-10

I am a female living in the USA and I enjoy reading many stories on fanfiction, so I thought I would get an acount so I could load my faves on to the website so I don't lose track and forget some of my favorites. I AM OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT AND EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN. So if you would look at my favorites list to keep 2 things in mind.

1. YOU MUST LOVE TWILIGHT.

2. YOU MUST BE AN EDWARD FAN AND, NNNNNOOOOOOOOO JACOB FANS. I USALLY STAY AWAY FROM STORIES WITH JACOB IN THEM.

Music: 30h!3, pcd, black eyed peas, american rejects, lady gaga, boys like girls, click five, gwen stefani, akon, sean kingston, timbaland, rihanna, kelly clarkson, beyonce, paramore, kings of leon, the fray, missy elliot fergie, panic at the disco, Britney spears, avril lavigne, pink, and many more.

Books: pride and prejudice, twilight saga, jane eyre, the prince and the pauper, wayside schools, non-fiction books, treasure island, wind and the willows, bailey schools kids, the host, patricia polacco books, on christmas eve, ect.

Movies: twilight, grease, the holiday, she's the man, the notebook, titanic, jon tucker must die, because I said so, some like it hot, pride and prejudice, romeo and juliet, a walk to remeber, polar express, she's all that, king kong, snow white and the seven dwarfs, sleeping beauty, seven year itch, plus many more.

hobbies: shopping, being on the computer, reading magazines, reading, golfing, swimming, bowling, traveling, designing, decorating, planning, hanging with my friends and family, being artsy, photography, cooking, writing, dancing, watching movies, and looking for hot guys.

girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger:

crazy1 86: hey baby!!

h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??

crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!

h0tNsPiCy91: oh really…. quit lyin! who is this??

crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes…

crazy1 86: i think about u everyday… you are my dream come true.

crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.

crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.

crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight….

h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?

crazy1 86:dont worry…. ill take very good care of you…

crazy1 86 had signed off.

The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn’t sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn’t know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing… just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed… the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn’t know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn’t figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister’s closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.

PART 2…

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl’s room became a guest room and the little sister’s room where the murder took place became the baby’s room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

One night he was on the computer and received an instant messege.

h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!

2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?

h0tNsPiCy91: It’s your big sis.

2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I’m an only child.

2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?

h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?

h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.

h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister’s room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.

2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.

h0tNsPiCy91: You don’t believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.

h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister’s name.

h0tNsPiCy91: If you don’t believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ”Smith sisters murdered anonymously”.

h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can’t believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.

The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ”I TOLD YOU I WASN’T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD…. BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. WELL I’M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON’T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!”

- LISA SMITH

This is a death chain letter. If you don’t… in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you! (FOR REALS)

DONT BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!

In 1993, two sisters were brutally murdered in the small-town community of Plainfield, Wisconsin. Lisa Smith, 19; and her sister, Sarah Smith, 15; were attacked in their parent’s home on the night of November 17th, around 1:30AM. Sarah was found stabbed and strangled in the bed where she had been sleeping. Her sister Lisa was found hanging in her sister’s closet, skinned alive. Police conducted an extensive investigation, but to no avail. The motives for the attacks were never discovered, nor was the attacker ever found. The only lead athorities had was a log found in Lisa’s computer, showing a series of threatening messages sent through an Internet Relay Chat service. The case was closed in October of 2000.

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"True love can be found anywhere. Even a small diner in the middle of Philadelphia."-J&A
"True love can be found anywhere. Even out in the woods after you get your butt kicked by a grizzly bear." -R&Em
"True love can be found anywhere. Even in a morge after its been declared to late." -C&Es
"True love can be found anywhere. Even when its your food you fall in love with and the world seems to be against you." E&B

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If "knowledge is power" and "power corrupts" does Knowledge corrupt?

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question and actualy needed the ancwer, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slpet on the floor of your room next to your bed because you felt like it, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you went with your firends to see Twilight at midnight, copy and paste this into you profile then scream!

If you get upset when Jacob kisses Bella in the books even though you knew it was coming copy and pase this into your profile.

If you've ever thought that one of the songs on the Twilight CD would make a good marching band show, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

Dance like no one's watching!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters long, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

"I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not."

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

"Forbidden to remember; terrified to forget. It's a hard line to walk."

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. because you know you want to.

"You are never given a dream without also being given the power to make it come true." - Richard Bach
I live by this quote, it's awsome!

"Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." — Lewis Carroll.
another great quote.

Friends: I love my friends and this is dedicated to them.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will help you when your confused, A best friend will act like nothings wrong but use "small words".
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend allready has you on speed dial.
A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
A good friend will give you a cookie when your down. A best firend will help you plan revenge...
A good friend will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. A best friend has all ready hidden your keys so neather one of you will find them and will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend will sugestbooks for you to read. A best friend will tied you down and made you read twilight then you'll never need another book again.
A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. A best friend calls your parents MOM and DAD.
A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...It'll turn up sooner or later."
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend asks nicely for your stuff. A best friend just shouts ‘GIMME!!’
A good friend Waits to call you until a reasonable hour. A best Friend Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning.
A good friends will pick you up when your down. A BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh.
A good friends will let you dance with your boyfriend. A BEST FRIENDS will yell 'No She's Mine'.
A good friends won't let you do stupid things. A BEST FRIENDS won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.
A good friends will take you to buy a pregnancy test. A BEST FRIENDS will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"
A good friends will buy you lunch. A BEST FRIENDS will eat yours.
A good friend will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabes you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. A best friend will push herself inbetween you and the punk, wrapp her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."
A good friend will help you up when you fall. A Best Friend will pull you back down when you try to stand up because you pulled her down when she tripped you.
A good friend will E-mail you once a month to try and keep in touch once college and life have separated you. A Best Friend won't see you for six months and when your togeather again it's like you were never apart.

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunatley it kills all of it's pupils..."