Hey everyone, this is Schrodinger no Neko reporting!

Okay, so I'm not really a reporter or Schrodinger's Cat, sorry to burst your bubble. But I am a cat...meow =-=

I don't like giving too much information because there are creepers out there, so here's all I will give you:

I play probably too many instruments and spend way more time composing than actually practicing, which is why I'm not that good at any of them.

I LOVE costumes!!!

I listen to pretty much anything except pop, rap, dubstep, Up-to-Eleven death metal, and r&b. Not that there's anything wrong with it, just not my cup of tea. Speaking of tea, I love green tea and I know it's stereotypical because I'm Asian.

And that profile pic is what one of my alter egos, a private investigator/high school student/band geek would look like as a fairy. In case anyone was wondering.

Favorites:

Book: Divergent, Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus, 39 clues, Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, Leviathan trilogy (Scott Westerfeld), Uglies trilogy/series/whatever, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, to name a few I can think of

Manga/Anime: Tokyo Mew Mew, Clannad, Pokemon, Fullmetal Alchemist (both original and Brotherhood series. Haven't read the manga yet but I will soon...)

Band/Artist/Song: don't have one...too many!!!

Songs of the Week or Whatever Until I Update My Profile Next: "Fix You" by Coldplay, "Song of Storm and Fire" (Tsubasa Chronicle) by Yuki Kajiura, "What I've Done" by Linkin Park

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If you are one of the few people who doesn't have anything social media (Fanfiction, Pandora, Spotify, Serebii, etc DO NOT COUNT), put your name on the list and copy paste on your profile. Schrodinger no Neko

If you forget stuff a lot and the first thing you forget is always your money and cell phone, put your name on the list and copy paste on your profile. Schrodinger no Neko

If you plan to ask for the 600th floor when you go to the Empire State Building put your name on the list and copy paste on your profile. Schrodinger no Neko

If you're one of the few girls who are happily single and not pining away for a boyfriend put your name on the list and copy paste on your profile because YOU ARE AWESOME!!! Schrodinger no Neko

if you don't text put your name on the list and copy paste on your profile. Schrodinger no Neko

if you love anime soundtracks and have a favorite composer put your name on the list and copy paste on your profile. Schrodinger no Neko

if you are in marching band and freak out/fangirl whenever there is an epic moment in a show put your name on the list and copy paste on your profile. Schrodinger no Neko

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP" copy this and paste it in your profile. And add your name to the list. Schrodinger no Neko

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. And add your name to the list. Schrodinger no Neko

92% of American teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them that it was uncool to breathe. if you are one of the 8 that would stand there laughing, copy this and paste it in your profile. And add your name to the list. Schrodinger no Neko

When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.

When u open it, he collapses.

When he see's u reading it, he faints.

When he see's u living it, he flees.

And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u.

I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)

READ THIS CAREFULLY ALL IDIOTS OUT THERE!: If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl that you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

Did you just call me a b*? Well a b* is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

12 Random anime characters in any order!!!

1. Ichigo (Tokyo Mew Mew)

2. Misty (Pokémon)

3. Tomoya (Clannad)

4. Kisshu (TMM)

5. Brock (Pokémon)

6. Pudding (TMM)

7. Taruto (TMM)

8. Fuko (Clannad)

9. Kyou (Clannad)

10. Keiichiro (TMM)

11. Nagisa (Clannad)

12. Ash (Pokémon)

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic before?

NO!!! I don't read yuri...and that's kind of a rare crossover in my opinion

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

kinda...more in a creepy way

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Clannad: Weird. But they're both kind of crazy, so their kid might be even crazier. No, they'd drive each other insane. Clannad After Story: NO!!!Creepy!!! She's at least 10 years older at any given time!!!

Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Some.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Nope. not even if you like yuri.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Nine: Might work. five/Ten: Wouldn't work. Even if you're a yaoi person. ...

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Taruto would be really immature and be all like "PAI COME HERE AND KILL THEM!!!" or he'd have no idea and wonder why are they naked. Or just stand there laughing his head off.

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Umm yaoi? I'm not good at that. Maybe...a drabble about Keiichiro's unrequited love for Tomoya??? Or the other way around???

Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?

Hopefully not!!!

Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

Taruto doesn't come back to life after Pai kills him. After (AFTER STORY SPOILER ALERT) Nagisa dies he meets her in the Underworld or something and she is sad about leaving Tomoya behind, that he and Ushio have to live without her???

Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Eight?

maybe, but I don't know of any existing fics about that.

Does anyone on your friends list write, read or draw Eleven?

Probably.

Does anyone on your friends list write or read Two/Four/Five?

I highly doubt it.

If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

?????????????? Come on this is Ibuki Fuko!!! I can't think of any right now...

If you wrote a Two/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

CONTAINS MAJOR YURI

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

a long time ago

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11), and a brief unhappy affair with (six) before following the wise advice of (5), and finding true love with (12).

Ichigo and Taruto are in a happy relationship until Kyou runs off with Taruto. Ichigo, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Nagisa, and a brief unhappy affair with Pudding before following the wise advice of Brock and finding true love with Ash. Jeez, lots of yaoi and yuri... but it would be hilarious (and not to mention kind of disturbing).

What title would you give this fic?

There's no way in Hades I'd even write this, much less try to think up a title for it.

How would you feel if Seven and Eight were in a heated argument?

ROFL ROFL ROFL...

What would you do if you found out Five is a close relative of yours?

That's... interesting...

How would you feel if you found Five and Eight in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

So Brock is babysitting Fuko and she drags him into the closet to play with a rubber ducky because Fuko would totally do that. no sarcasm intended.

How would you feel if 2 dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Lame...

If you saw Nine and Three in bed together, what would you think?

Weird if it's canon, but normal if it's not canon. Kyou and Tomoya is a pairing.

7, 9, and 4 have banded together at three AM and are loudly singing the most annoying song you can think of. What is the first thing you think?

WHY ARE TWO ALIENS SINGING ANYTHING BY JUSTIN BIEBER OR ONE DIRECTION??!! Fuko might, but them...

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hades out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

(Neko got this off tokyomewmewrocks's profile)

PERCY: I'd fall into Tartarus again for you.

FRANK: You're worth more than diamonds.

JASON: You're beautiful, Piper.

LEO: I'm as single as a pringle.

Repost if you're as single as a pringle!

I also write at FictionPress with the same username.

https://www.fictionpress.com/u/897505/