Well, I suppose it's time for the obligatory intro speech.

Welcome to some random user's bio page. Here, I will blab on about myself about stuff you probably don't care about. But that's not why you're here, is it? It's always the stories! Why do the stories have to be more important than me? -cries in a corner like an emo-

Anyways, now that I'm done with the melodrama, if you really think that my stories are more important than me (which you should, by the way, or else I would find it creepy), just completely ignore this. But if you really want to read this, go ahead.

My username, of course, is a homage to V for Vendetta. I believe anarchy can be done, as the Spanish Civil War proved, but it would require a great deal of effort on the part of the human populace, so we've got a long way to go. My avatar is from Wicked, and no, that's not my actual gender. Of course, Wicked is an alternate interpretation of the iconic Wicked Witch Of The West, fitting because I specialize in that kind of thing.

I frequent Gamespot as Boomarley, TvTropes as Cliche, and I also play Spore under the username PsychoSynthesis (my creation profile there doesn't take 6 months to update, for the record). I am primarily a video gamer, so that's what most, if not all, of my fics will be based on. I do like shows on TV as well, but I don't watch it as much as I used to. I'm still fond of animated television, despite my age, and I'll take it regardless of the nation of origin (leading to the forbidden phrase of "There is no difference between anime and Western cartoons", which will likely get me much heck, but what the heck).

Now to the part that everyone's really here for, the stories. But first, I must talk about myself again (don't worry, this is actually relevant). Unlike most teens, I am not random. True, my personality is variable, but there's always a sinister pattern that it follows. Now how does this apply to my stories? Well, I may write conveying a bunch of different emotions, but my preferred "mask" (style, persona, whatever) is absurdist black comedy. Naturally, that is what I do best. For some bizarre reason, I have this odd fixation with minor characters, especially in the Mario universe, hence why I made Demon Bunnies.

Finally, I do reviews. If I really like a story, meaning if it touches a nerve, making me go through some great emotional video in my brain like Anton Ego, or makes my heart grow three sizes like the Grinch, I will review and favourite it. Similarly, if a story is particularly GODawful, whether it makes me laugh, or cringe, or both, I will review it. Of course, with the latter case, I will likely say something snarky and sarcastic, Roger Ebert style, but you probably knew that was an integral part of my persona already from the first few paragraphs of this bio. If you can't take hits, you're not a good writer. Good writers need ego, because how else would they shove their personality and ideas into everyone's faces (okay, this is not the nicest way of putting it, but it is an accurate depiction of good writers).

Good. Now that you know me, you can get back to your real life. Or not.