I am a Nazi when it comes to grammar.

I absolutely hate bad fanfics (I would give examples of ones I hate, but you guys don't deserve that kind of cruel and unusual punishment).

I love Warhammer 40,000 and to have this opportunity to write about it is simply amazing. But be warned; I have a tendency to turn a story into a dramady fuster cluck. I get bored halfway through and then it just turns into a big joke. SO! My goal is to keep comedy and serious separate.

NO: The funny and serious are not balanced. More often than not, I will turn it into a big joke (despite me already going over this point and making a note to not do it).

YES: I will try to keep you entertained.

NO: I probably won't succeed.

YES: I put myself down a lot for comedic purposes.

Disclaimer: You, the reader, have no idea how much I do not want to be doing this, but I need to kill A LOT of time and I couldn't think of anything better than writing a bad story that no one will ever read (which tells you pretty much everything you need to know about the author).