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 Author has written 31 stories for CSI: Miami, House, M.D., and CSI: New York. Hi there. Still alive. The CSI: Miami works are on kinda a permanent hiatus. I am currently writing fanworks for Welcome To Night Vale under the name Chapscher. Here is my AO3 page. Hello there, Here are some links to my other sites. They all have stuff related to CSI: Miami or Horatio/Stetler Here is my deviantart- pretty pictures Here is my livejournal - Main fictions, ficlets, and nifty extra stuff! Note: you might want to check out the "Completed Stories" section for a few short fics that aren't really fit for this site. I will try to get most of the stories on here, but if I have something that steps a little too far beyond the M rating with no comedy undertones, I'll post it on there. And if you love Horatio/Stetler, here's a community on LiveJournal displaying just that. Join LiveJournal or PM me so I can provide a link to your Horatio/Stetler stories. Another Note: Anonymous reviews are now open on both here and the LiveJournal. Although, if you can post non-anonymously (non-a-non-a-non...) please do so. I write primarily for the CSI: Miami pairing Horatio/Rick. I just think that they're a cute couple. Those of you who have found me though Horatio/Mac or Ryan/Eric or any other pairing that I have written, I highly suggest that you read some of my main pairing. Not just because I want to spread the Horatio/Rick love, but because my Horatio/Rick stories are a lot better than the others. I think I have their chemistry down or something. Whatever you think could stand to be better in my Ryan/Eric or Horatio/Mac stories... it's in the Horatio/Rick stuff. By the way, check out the CSI Fanfic Awards when you can. The voting is every September CSI Fanfic Award Winners To Sleep - CSI: Miami Episode Specific Winner 2010 Some With Arrows, Some With Traps - CSI: Miami Slash Romance Winner 2010 Some With Arrows, Some With Traps III - CSI: Miami WIP Winner 2010 Recommended by Author Stay Strong - a story about a very young Horatio and Rick in NYC for Easter 1966 Raymond Caine - A Rick/Ray story, takes place before Horatio comes to Miami. White Rabbit - Rick's adventures in Wonderland |
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Naked to Mine Enemies by Mundungus42 reviews
The Pirate Code doesn't expressly command its adherents to repay debts that bridge life and death, but the Code is more of a set of guidelines, anyway. Sparrow/Norrington
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,388 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Shining Stetler Stories by Shining Zephyr reviews
100 one shots about Internal Affairs agent, Rick Stetler. *44. Car: Ray Jr. and Kyle have a little TOO much fun with Rick's car and some spray paint.*
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 28,079 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Rick S.
Skinny Jeans by LoraLeiRiddle reviews
Ryan Wolfe has nothing to wear to work except a green shirt and a pair of tight black jeans, which have an interesting effect on Rick Stetler and Horatio Caine. Contains: Lemon, BoyxBoy love and is a one-shot! EDIT: 3 parts to story!
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Rick S., Ryan W. - Complete
Daddy? by Padfoot57 reviews
Horatio decides to take care of Rick once and for all, but can he do it? Rating changed to M.SLASH! Don't like? Don't read! H/S/R
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Rick S., Horatio C.
Blues from a Gun by Melissa Shelton reviews
Tim decides to risk his friendship with Ryan only to discover that Horatio beat him there.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,945 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Tim S., Ryan W. - Complete
At a Glance by Little Horatio reviews
Sequel to “Dear God.”Events that occurred during our CSIs’ childhood, along with Rick.It’s pleasant, funny, adorable, and explains how our fave CSIs—and Rick—came to be.From little innocent children to the now successful adults.chap5.Eric the Scaredy-cat.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Horatio C., Rick S.
A Few Words by BeyondInsanity reviews
A plot bunny attacked me as I thought about a piece of dialogue in Cyber-lebrity. Spoilers, plus mentions of past slash, but nothing serious.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Horatio C., Rick S. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by AndromedaStarr reviews
AU fic. A House and CSI Miami crossover. House, on vacation, witnesses a murder. Horatio investigates. Madness ensues. Slash, just because I said so. Rated for slash, language and all sorts of shenanigans. Please review.
Crossover - CSI: Miami & House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,881 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Horatio C., G. House - Complete
Mission Accomplished by Just Gemma reviews
McS Slash. McCoy. Spock. Aliens who match-make. Much hilarity ensues
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2004 - L. McCoy, Spock
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Less than 1000 reviews
This is a growing collection of short stories, all under 1000 words. Many of them will be Rick-centric.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Rick S.
White Rabbit reviews
An homage to Lewis Carrol. Rick makes an interesting Alice, at least I think so. Rated M for language and some other stuff that would rate things M. HandS.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,159 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Rick S., Horatio C. - Complete
Honesty reviews
A question about a patient turns into an investigation of Wilson's personal life. Rated T for minor suggestive themes. More information inside.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Raymond Caine Español reviews
Tiene lugar en 1996, en el corto intervalo entre el cambio de Horatio a Miami y la primera "muerte" de Ray. Slash. Clasificación "T" por el lenguaje y referencias a drogas.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - Spanish - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Rick S., Raymond C. - Complete
Nosotros y ellos reviews
El equipo habla sobre los abusones de su infancia. SPOILERS: Episodios 9x14 y episodio 9x13. AU: Qué bueno que arrestaron a Olansky por robar los diamantes y a Sully por asesinar a Nevins ¿verdad?
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - Spanish - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Rick S. - Complete
Some With Arrows, Some With Traps III reviews
A sequel, takes place one year after the first book. Rick and Horatio have reached a milestone in their secretive relationship and are figuring out how to keep it working for the long-term. Rated M for language and adult themes
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,733 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Horatio C., Rick S. - Complete
Us and Them reviews
The team talks about their childhood bullies. SPOILERS: 9.14 Stoned Cold and 9.13 Last Stand AU: Good thing they arrested Olansky for sealing the diamonds and Sully for murdering Nevins, right?
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Rick S. - Complete
Spark reviews
A little Christmas miracle. What else could it be? HandS and a tip of the hat to Dr. Seuss . T for language and suggestive themes.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Rick S., Horatio C. - Complete
Perfect
Just a little happy fic for Rick
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Rick S. - Complete
Halloween Safety Tips reviews
it's a Public Service Announcement. Happy Halloween everybody. HandS, implied HardyBoys, mention of Eric/Ryan/Speed. Rated T for sexual innuendo
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Horatio C., Eric D. - Complete
10 Song Drabbles reviews
I have randomly selected 10 songs to write drabbles on. HandS. Rated T for language and mild adult themes.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Horatio C., Rick S. - Complete
Raymond Caine reviews
Takes place in 1996 in the short time between Horatio's transfer into Miami and Ray's first "death". Slash. Rated T for language and sexual and drug references.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Raymond C., Rick S. - Complete
Summer Nights reviews
The men of the Miami crime lab head out into the wilderness for their yearly camping trip. So much slash, look inside for details. Rated M for language and M-rated stuff.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,967 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Ryan W., Eric D.
The Fan reviews
Rick just wants Horatio to be straightforward with him. Part of the larger "seasonal" series, details inside. Rated M for language and adult situations.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Rick S., Horatio C. - Complete
To Sleep reviews
Rick has become a bit of a recluse after Horatio gives him a seconds chance. Spoilers for 8.23 "Time Bomb". HandS. Rated T for language.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Rick S., Horatio C. - Complete
Cooking with Rick reviews
Few people know it, but Rick is one hell of a cook. But, as even the best cooks do, he makes the occasional mistake. That’s not to say that he doesn’t learn from it though. Implied slash Horatio/Rick. Based on true stories.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Rick S., Horatio C.
Stay Strong reviews
Easter Sunday in NYC, 1966. Horatio and Rick are six years old. Rated M for language and mention of child abuse. A little slashy, but given age, not much.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Horatio C., Rick S. - Complete
Skip reviews
A friendship could always mean something more. HandS.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Rick S., Horatio C. - Complete
Flowers reviews
Rick drops by to apologize for giving the team a hard time. He and Horatio discuss their relationship. Part three of my seasonal fics. Other two are in the Author's Notes. Rated M for adult-ish situations and language.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Horatio C., Rick S. - Complete
Some With Arrows, Some With Traps II reviews
A sequel, takes place two weeks after the first book. Rick and Horatio are back in Miami, trying to make their relationship work in the new setting. Rated M for language, thematic elements, and sexual content.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,852 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Horatio C., Rick S. - Complete
The Tavern reviews
A HandS St. Patrick's Day story. Takes place in the same universe as "Rickstock", which is the AU closest to the canon. Rated T for sexual references and drinkin'
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Horatio C., Rick S.
Same Day, Different Planets reviews
Horatio and Rick both have quite separate ideas on how to spend a holiday. A Valentine's Day fic. A romance between H and Stetler. Rated M for various reasons.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,828 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Rick S., Horatio C. - Complete
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas reviews
Celebrating the 2009-2010 holiday season. Five ficlets, three universes.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,987 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rick S., Horatio C. - Complete
What You Have Wanted reviews
Mac vacations to Miami, his intentions clear in his mind. Horatio finally understands what he has been wanting for so long. Rated M for language, mention of past abuse, and sexual themes.
Crossover - CSI: Miami & CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Horatio C., Mac T. - Complete
Frustration reviews
Rick is having a bad day. Horatio can't focus on his work. *shrugs* nothing fancy, just a little one-shot. Rated M for language and sexual content.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Rick S., Horatio C. - Complete
Alone reviews
A look into Rick's past. Written for To Write Love On Her Arms Day. Takes place outside the SWASWT universe. Rated M for language.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Rick S., Horatio C. - Complete
Halloween Guy Fawkes Day 2009 reviews
Horatio and his team have a Halloween Party. Rick just hopes that everything goes according to plan. Rated M for language and some sexual stuff. -Takes place outside of SWASWT universe.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Horatio C., Rick S. - Complete
Common Ground reviews
What really broke up Rick and Yelina? Perhaps they just have too much in common. Written for Oct 11th, National Coming Out Day. Rated T for language and adult themes.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Rick S., Yelina S. - Complete
Some With Arrows, Some With Traps reviews
Love's first meetings. Note: This does not take place in Miami. Slash Horatio/Stetler. Rated M for language and sexual content. I do not own or claim to own any characters of the CSI franchise.
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,726 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Horatio C., Rick S. - Complete
Apples reviews
For the first day of Autumn, 2009. Rick brings some apples to the CSI break room. Horatio has a headache. Slashy slashy. Rated T for language and mild sexual stuff. I do not own or claim to own these characters. Reviews appreciated.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Horatio C., Rick S. - Complete
Rickstock: Three days of H and Stetler reviews
Rick listens to awesome 60's music. Doesn't take place in the "Some With Arrows, Some With Traps" universe. Written in celebration of Woodstock's 40th anniversary. Rated T for language and mild sexual stuff. I do not own the characters or songs mentioned.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Horatio C., Rick S. - Complete