About Me:

- Early-twenties

- Male

- Bored

- Definitely unashamedly perverted

Misc / Contact Me:

Throwaway account for my decidedly adult stories. I've long debated if I should publish these kinds of stories, but they just end up sitting around my hard drive, so why not throw them out into the world for you? I can't write smut for smut's sake as I really need to be involved in my stories to get more than 5k words out of them before I bin them, so hopefully there'll be enough story to gnaw into that elevate the naughtier scenes.

I would like to say I 'take requests' so if you've got a nice story idea or scene that is particularly hot or emotional, feel free to send it my way to dramatize it (which I'll get around to eventually), either if it fits into one of my stories nicely, or perhaps as a separate work containing only collections of user-submitted requests. It'll be fun!

Stories I'm Working on Right Now:

1. Hermione-centric story about a toy she develops for Ron... things don't go to plan (3/5 perv score)

2. Hogwarts is taken over by Lord Voldemort and there's only one thing he's after, and it's not Harry (5/5 perv score)

3. Really weird story probably involving Hagrid (9000/5 perv score)

I don't anticipate any of my stories to be in excess of 30-50k words. I really, really can't commit to something larger than that at the beginnings of this account. Stories will be released chapter by chapter when I finish editing them :-)