“Some people say I have ADD. I say they can stick it up their- OH, LOOK, A BUNNY!!”

And that quote, ladies and gentlemen, describes me in a nutshell. It describes me out of a nutshell, too, but that’s not the point. I can only assume (and when I assume I make an ass of you and me…) that since you’re still reading you want to know something about me. Well…

10 Random Facts:

1. Resents being told she’s too old for Digimon.
2. Likes ketchup and pasta sauce, but hates all other tomato products.
3. Talks to dogs, horses, and small rodents on a regular basis. They’re good listeners.
4. Has been known to publicly embarrass/humiliate herself and whoever’s with her.
5. Wins all arguments just because she can confuse people so much that they give up.
6. Is an obsessive Wizardmon fan, as well as a Ken Ichijouji, Blackwargreymon, and Angemon fan.
7. Likes all seasons of Digimon except for Data Squad, which she has not watched.
8. Thinks flames are funny and will most likely mock whoever wasted their time to write them.
9. Does not like yaoi, yuri, hentai, or anything else similar but figures there’s a place for it in fandom.
10. Is a very honest liar. Simply put, she will either tell the truth or a lie and you will never know.

Name: Keenan
Gender: Female
Age: 16
Status: Single, not available.
Orientation: Straight, but acts awkwardly with her best friends.
Location: HAHAHAHA… You’re funny.
Personality: Happy, hyper, and funny.
Prefered Writing Style: Romance/Comedy

I will not write…

yaoi.
yuri.
hentiai.
shounen-ai.
shoujo-ai.
above T stories.

Theme Song: Comeback Kid by Silversun Pickups
With all the fire set in her eyes
Without a cornerstone to realize
That later on we'll build the pyre
And burn so easily
Well, everyone but me

And soon we'll see in better moods
A singularity
Well, everyone but you
We'll pull the nerves out
Through the pores
That bruise so easily
The comeback kid's not bleeding yet

With words that defied all our social gestures
No one could have known what the comeback kid did
And words can't describe all the social pressures
That leads to the time where the comeback kid wins
And wins

And now we sing in better moods
Together whispering
Well, everyone but you
And later on we build the pyre
And burn so easily
Well, everyone but me
Everyone but me

And with words that defied all our social gestures
No one could have known what the comeback kid did
No words can describe all our social gestures
That leads to the time when the comeback kid wins
And wins
And wins