Our smart phones have more technology than it took to send a man to the moon. And what do we do with this amazing technology? We use it to throw birds at pigs and to cut fruit

Of the 80% of people online who say they would be upset if you killed yourself, only 2% of them really mean it. I am one of those 2%, so is my sister, and you should be too. Be one of those people who really would care and be upset if someone you didn't know died.

I don't see how people can go onto a site, select anonymous, and type in 'Kill yourself' These people aren't just words on a screen. They have emotions, feelings, flesh, and blood just like you. And who knows, maybe they'll take it to heart. Don't be the cause of a total stranger's death. Don't be mean.

Accept the similarities, but embrace the differences.

Rap is:

Retards
Attempting
Poetry

I ship Deputy Durland with Sheriff Blubs... is that weird?

Don't follow in my footsteps...
I run into walls...
...and trees...
...and unsuspecting stop signs...

proof that Barney the Dinosaur is the Antichrist Given Barney is a Cute Purple Dinosaur Re-write cute purple dinosaur using traditional Roman alphabet. This basically means substituting each u with v - the pronunciation would remain the same: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR Now, isolate the letters that are also Roman numerals and discard those that are not. We're left with CVVLDIV Now evaluate the numbers D 500 C 100 L 50 V 5 V 5 V 5 I 1 Add those all up, and you get ... 666.

I sit on my usual seat
On the tattered leather sofa.
Sammy turns on the TV
And changes the channel to Gravity Falls

"Rest assured, there is a perfectly logical explanation."
You say through the screen.
My eyes are wide,
I cannot hide these feelings

Dipper Pines,
Mable's twin,
I love you.
Even if you aren't real.

Death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new WAR against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, CATASTROPHE, and calamity. There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face 1000 WAYS TO DIE.

YOU ARE JUST AWESOME

i'm in touch with my inner monkey, he wanna fling some poo!!

There are over 7 billion people on the earth. are you going to let what ONE of them said ruin your life? DON'T

READ THIS IF YOU HAVE EVER FELT ALONE, DEPRESSED, SUICIDAL, LOST, SCARED, WORTHLESS, ABANDONED, OR ANYTHING OF THAT NATURE.

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
YOU ARE WONDERFUL
YOU ARE WANTED

DON'T QUIT ON YOURSELF. DON'T HURT YOURSELF.YOU ARE WORTH THE WORLD AND NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU SUFFERING. THIS IS NOT THE END. THE WAY YOU FEEL WILL PASS. PEOPLES MINDS WILL CHANGE. THINGS WILL GET BETTER.
I CARE ABOUT YOU AND I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU. DON'T DO SOMETHING PERMANENT OVER SOMETHING TEMPORARY.

You're better than that.

('.') Stop war. Hug more.

Please notice me...