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Diary of an Undercover Sue by Hirilnara reviews
An ISPCE spin off, based on a new theory that fangirls are not created as a story is posted, but that they are being trained in some school. Watch what happens when one poor agent gets sent in undercover!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/26/2003
Survival Guide by Vaneria Potter reviews
A rewrite of one of my earlier stories that was taken down because someone thought it was a list. How to survive MarySues. Do not eat or drink while reading! Your keyboard and monitor will not thank you for having things spilled on it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,898 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 12/21/2004
Whatsoever You Do by Dreamstrifer reviews
Nindariel is a shy, pretty elf. Haldir is an arrogant, cold Marchwarden. And Rumil has the perfect plan to bring the two together. HaldirOC, set before the books.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,751 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Haldir - Complete
A Servant's Tale by daydreamer8301 reviews
Avelina a servant during the middle ages suddenly finds herself in a world unlike her own and an unexpected adventure and love waiting for her. EomerOC Rated M for future chapters. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 77,545 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Eomer - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
A New Problem by Vaneria Potter reviews
We've seen them against Sauron. We've seen them against Torture and unthinkable dangers. We've seen them against Mary Sue. But what happens when the Fellowship goes up against a whole new horror.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,105 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Eomer - Complete
The Swifting by dferveiro reviews
Complete! A strange woman comes across orcs and two childlike beings, and intervenes, only to be accosted by an eored of Rohan. Now she finds herself in the middle of a war she wants no part in, and with a certain marshall. Eomer, OC, during and after Two
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,496 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Eomer - Complete
The Truth in those Sad Eyes by Fantasia of the Moon reviews
When Legolas’little brother was born, the mother of the princes died so Thranduil, afraid that the younger prince would feel guilty, gave him the love and care he never gave to Legolas. But the little prince is not what everyone things and Legolas will
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,366 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Legolas
Swordplay by sg1scribe reviews
Eomer's skill with a sword is put to the test. (Inspired by and written for my dear friend rynogeny)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Eomer