koneko-kitty-chanhide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Life With Derek. Ah! (Looks around nervously) How'd I get here! Ah..Well might as well introduce myself! (Deep bow) I'm Koneko-kitty-chan but Kitty or Shai is just fine. Ummm I'm not rightly sure what I should be putting here! Erm..I like anime! And Harry Potter! I like reviewing and I make a few fanfics that will be up in time though I doubt they're any good. I have my drabble fic; Random ideas that poped into my head. Most aren't good, but I write them anyways. I have "Vote Roy For Class President". Which, hopefully, will turn out okay. It's shounen-ai. I like shounen-ai, so I get hit with a book when I mention it around my friend. (shounen-ai is boy and boy love). I'm making a...Harry on Ginny? Or something of the sorts fanfic in the near future. It will be good; I have to prove I can write good and make it girlxguy fic. I'm not trusted anymore. xD It'll be for my dear Kat. Hm..What else? I love Fall Out Boy. Dance Dance and A Little Less 16 Candles a Little More "Touch Me" are my fave songs, though I like them all. I like anime. Love manga. Harry Potter is a nice book too. Full Metal Alchemist Inu Yasha Fruits Basket KamiKaze Kaitou Jeanne Gravitation Pita-Ten Negima! Thoes are examples of my anime likings. "Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth. But the real world is imperfect and there is not a single law that can explain everything. Even the law of Equivalent Exchange. In spite of that we still believe that people cannot gain anything without offering something in return and that everyone can gain something by putting forth the effort. Equivalent Exchange is not the world's one, and only truth." -Alphonse Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist Vote Roy For Class President! This is my story! (huggles her story) It's the story I'm currently working on! Next update will be a while. I'm sick...I have stuff to do...I'm sick...Bleah... If anyone's looking here anyways Ex Dee I am a Girl. Female. It's just...something nice to say...I often call guys girls and girls guys when I don't know genders. Wasn't that much but if you got through all that you get a cookie. A golden oreo cookie. (bows) Domo arigautou! Ja ne! |
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Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP. CURRENTLY BEING REPOSTED WITH EDITS TO AO3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 263,388 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Hypnotism by IdiotsApprentice reviews
When Hawkeye books Mustang a hypnotherapy session, Edward takes it upon himself to bribe the hypnotist. But when the hypnotist goes one step too far, what started out as a joke could turn deadly serious. Rated for language and mild sexual themes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,207 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Roy M.
Contradictions by Nini the Electrocuted Sheep reviews
A series of 100 word drabbles done in pairs, each featuring a contradiction or a contrast. The two drabbles aren’t necessarily connected; just the two words that inspired them. Various pairings, both slash and het.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008
Dealing with Roy Mustang by E.Mahiru reviews
Edward has to deal with Roy 24 7 and things get crazy! Roy has to deal with Edward and all his stupid stunts! Through it all, Roy will learn just who Ed really is inside. Parental!RoyEd Sorry guys, voting over. GORGONZOLA
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 155,611 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Vanilla Mangoes by Edo-kun's Angel reviews
Al gets his body back, Roy is Fuhrer and Ed has finally returned! He still has his auto mail limbs, but he's happy to be back. Roy X Ed Yaoi On Hold for now... Will update later
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,055 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Dynamic by TangibleChaos reviews
She doesn’t hate me the way I hate her. She doesn’t like me the way I like her. She doesn’t love me the way I love her. I was just another challenge for her, another thing to conquer, another thing to win. Slight Edit
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Playing with Fire by Potions for Foxes reviews
After getting out from Juvenile hall, being forcibly reunited with his father, and forced to move to a town in the middle of nowhere you’d think Ed’s life would be hellish enough. That is until he met Envy Sloth and Insanity. Warnings: pyromania slash etc
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,887 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Edward E., Envy
Chimera Ed by HisokaYukiko reviews
Lots of Shounen Ai and het pairs. Mostly EdRussell. After being transformed into the perfect chimera, Ed can't get a break. Everyone wants him. The hard part is figuring out who really loves him and who's just after his sexy hybrid body.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,083 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Edward E., Russell T.
Marti's Story by Bluebird372 reviews
This story is about 4 siblings, all on a journey of selfdiscovery and true love. Join Marti, as she discovers what Derek and Casey really feel, and why Lizzie and Edwin moved so far away. When a family reunion takes place, Marti finds out what happened.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 3/11/2007
30 kisses by melodymega reviews
Thirty things a kiss can mean. Roy/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Life of the Party by Godell reviews
High School AU. Title edited. Envy is known for his amazing teenonly parties, and his loyal friends...though Greed is an interesting case. But friendships can change...and things are going to get quite confusing for the group THIS year...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,486 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Envy, Edward E.
Possessed by imhappynessinabottle reviews
This is being revised! I am rewriting it! The original summary is in the story.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Envy, Edward E.
New Girl by they're only words reviews
Casey's pregnant. What will happen to her and Derek? Can they make it out in the real world?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,218 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007
To raise a Child by MorganRoxasWhite reviews
When the transmutation to give Ed and Al their bodies back goes horribly wrong,Roy and Riza find themselves trying to raise a family.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Mischievious Mustangs by Glue Project reviews
After the respective deaths and disappearances of Rockbell, Elric and Elric, Roy and Riza should have known better than to name their triplets after them. Strange, that they didn't notice that anything was actually odd until after quite a while...Royaiish
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007
Tales of Amestris by CruxisKat reviews
AU. The Amestris Military has taken control of an alchemy school. Roy Mustang is put in charge, and slowly the mysteries of the school begin to unfold around him. Just who is this mysterious Edward Elric whose name keeps popping up?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,465 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Living with Derek, Hopefully by ButterflyRae reviews
At first, Derek & Casey could hardly stand being under the same roof. Flash forward to the end of their freshman year in college & they’re actually asking for permission to live together. This is the story of how they got to that point [Dasey].
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,566 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Untitled by bekett reviews
ENVY, faster! You bastard, stop teasing... Envy! Alphonse Elric slowly and deliberately banged his head against his desk. He wished for the millionth time that the walls were soundproof... AU GreedxAl EnvyxEd Need a title.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Greed, Alphonse E.
Cry Die by Solarian Princess reviews
It's been two years after the defeat of Satan. Maron and Chiaki are happily living their lives together until Maron discovers something beyond shocking about Chiaki... April 28, 2010: Editing
Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,600 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Chiaki, Maron
Go Ahead and Break by Panic.and.Pride reviews
This is my very own Oneshot collection. Shounenai! or Yaoi! mostly EdxEnvy. but there may be others! I hope you enjoy it!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,762 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006
Equivalent exchange by Tsumiden reviews
Edward has passed through the gate, but things are certainly not what he remembered. An Au with spoilers for the end of the anime, yaoi pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,920 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
The night the Dragon cries by witchfingers reviews
[HPxFMA crossover] Voldemort gets a new ally to whom he almost bows down to, and meanwhile, another year starts at Hogwarts...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,970 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Envy, Edward E.
Kiss my Eyes and Lay me to Sleep by Ramen Alchemist Sora reviews
WARNING! Yaoi fic! Please do not flame! If you do not want to read yaoi, then please leave me and my story alone! Everyone knows that Edward and Roy can’t stand each other. But they don't know what is in their hearts. A story of love and yaoi. YEA YAOI!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,979 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Law of Murphey by Rei-Sanjo reviews
16 yr old Roy Mustang moves into a new home with his family, but something happens he doesn't expect. Someone else is living in the house! Why is Roy the only person who can see them? AU, RoyEd later on. Better than it sounds, New title! Rating will go up
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,999 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
Portraying the RoyEd Relationship by walkthrough reviews
Welcome to your no.1 guide to…drum roll ROYED ROMANCE! Want to figure out how the relationship works? Then this is the right place for you! WARNING: Hints of sexual content, although not that heavy, but I’m warning you! Strings of Drabbles!RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Roy M., Edward E.
To Conquer or to Fall by Dailenna reviews
What if FMA is all a metaphor for something else? Here I have an abstract look at the battles or encounters with the sins. One chapter for each opponent. [Royai in parts, LingFan in others]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Riza H., Madame Christmas - Complete
Yesterday to Tomorrow by Mystykat reviews
Edvymain pairingeventual. Completely AU. Highschool setting. Ed's emotions run rampant. x'D Read to find out more. Rating may go up.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,165 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Edward E., Envy
ROY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a ROY MUSTANG unit! Read the following guide and learn how to care for and love your very own Flame Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
Wondering by Kortamu reviews
Ed recounts his doubts about Envy. Drabble Yaoi EdXEnvy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Edward E., Envy
Of Palm Trees and Chibis by Amethyst Blade reviews
Set of EdxEnvy drabbles...mainly comedy, maybe romance later...rating just to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,711 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Envy, Edward E.
In the Bathroom Stall by ArekuKawaii reviews
On the day where some of the students were switching classrooms making Ed and Evny get closer, Ed run's out crying into the bathroom after being embarassed by Roy. He hides in the last stall. He notices a phone number that looks like Roy's.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,647 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Edward E., Envy
dot dot dot by La Salle De Bain reviews
[oneshot] [for k o u s e n] Roy and Ed educate Al. [challenge fic]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
You are My Kitten by evilsockofghana reviews
Ed is on the recieving end of a bad bit of alchemy. His new ears are cute, but is he still the same Ed?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
But Home Is Nowhere by Nejidragon reviews
Ed, Al and Envy are alchemically transported to the Harry Potter world. They must adjust to the language, culture, and most of all, Envy and Ed have a hard time keeping the peace. Rating may go up, no pairings yet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,221 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Edward E., Envy
This Was All Your Dumb Idea by MistressKiwi reviews
Someone is after Ed and Al, for thier own protection they are sent to the only one who was willing to take them in and look after them...Mustang ROYxED takes place somwhere after ep. 25
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Home for the Holidays by Seito reviews
Shonen ai, Royed “Relax, Fullmetal,” Roy reassured one more time. “Nothing is going to wrong..... Unless we run out of gas first…” R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Me and My Chibi by sprinkle-chan reviews
Envy manages to find his Chibi all alone, but what could he be plotting...EdxEnvy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,643 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Envy, Edward E.
Shuffled by TrulyWished reviews
Ed has himself a little accident. EnvyEd, yaoi, mpreg, some violence
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,576 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
My Brother, My Child by April Dragon reviews
When the transmutation ends with Alphonse with the body and mind of a three year old child, will Ed be able to handle the responsibility of older brother, and ultimately, father figure? The story behind Innocent Question. Rated T to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,282 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Sin High by Cat-and-Kit reviews
ENVY x ED . Ed is a new student at West Rain High school. Being the only 15 year old in grade twelve, he is already gaining way more attention than he'd like. And when we add a very interested Envy to the mixture... ::Now rated M for later chapters::
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,387 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Edward E., Envy
Short Stories by dark-night-sky reviews
A collection of short stories I have made up in my 'spare' time. FIRST STORY Ticklish? WARNINGS: RoyEd Yaoi. Fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Rain by Mo0ki reviews
Edward hates the rain. Roy's not too fond of it either. Drabble
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Fullmetal Confidence Kit! by salazare reviews
Ummm...I'm not good at summeries....umm...well, it's basicly like an ad on TV! Enjoy, and please R&R!. OneShot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Family by BlackMercifulFaerie reviews
[Complete] Roy's family comes for a visit. Needless to say, Edward isn't exactly thrilled about it . . . especially when he finds out what Roy's been hiding from him. [RoyEd]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,659 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Beyond Memory by Victoria Hughes reviews
prequel to mikkeneko's 'In Living Memory'. Ed's in prison for a crime he didn't commit. Warnings for torture, swearing, and slurs.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Edward E.
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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All I ever wanted reviews
Derek just wants to see her happy. But on her wedding day, even he can't fake a smile for that. DASEY.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Casey M., Derek V.
One Week reviews
What is this, a love confession?" She laughed. Songfic to One Week, Barenakedladies. Derek/Casey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2008
Vote Roy For Class President reviews
Roy Mustang wants one thing To make all the girls wear miniskirts! But what happeneds when he meets a blond chibi? Edvy & RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,470 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
Jealousy from a Cigarettefilled Mouth reviews
[oneshot] [EdRoy] Havoc always loses the girl to Roy. But jealousy does things to people they normally wouldn't do. [Havoc centered]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Some Fluffy Drabbles reviews
They're short, but I'll get more up with time.Soft EdRoy. Rated T for safeness.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.