I'm Mandy0817

I love reading, writing, and playing with my puppies!!! :) I joined fan fiction because I was sick of authors leaving me out floating at the end of their series, or when they don't have the next book out... (talking about The Blood Of Olympus) Also weird question, but if anyone is reading this, have any of you noticed that all the books in the Percy Jackson series start with the word: The? Sorry random thing I picked up! Another I joined is because I really love reading other peoples writing!

My favorite series/books are:

The Caster Chronicles

Divergent trilogy

Hunger games trilogy

Halo trilogy

Percy Jackson and The Olympians!!!!!!!!!! :)

The Heroes of Olympus

The soul seekers series

The Matched triology

The Selection Books

Yeah I love lots of books! If you got any suggestions on what I should read next, please message me the titles!

Also I ship these book couples

Percy x Annabeth

Xavier x Bethany

Jason x Piper

Leo x Calypso

Peta x Katniss

Tris x Tobias

Travis Stoll x Katie Gardner (MUHAHAHAHA) ;)

Chris x Clarisse

Hazel x Frank

Lena x Ethan

America x Maxon

Serena x Calem

I was reading on here and found a Percy Jackson Pledge on Wisegirl1993's profile, so I decided to write my own

I promise to remember Percy

when someone hopeless gets hope

I promise to remember Nico

when someone learns to cope

I promise to remember Annabeth

When someone calls me wise

I promise to remember Thalia

When someone is afraid to fly

I promise to remember Grover

When someone easts Styrofoam

I promise to remember Sally

When someone's son comes home

I promise to remember Clarisse

When someone gets mad

I promise to remember to Stoll's

When someone tells a joke that's really really bad

I promise to remember Silena

When someone fixes a lie

I promise to remember Juniper

when someone starts to cry

I promise to remember Beckendorf

When someone does something nice for me

I promise to remember Zoe

When someone says the word thee

I promise to remember Bianca

When someone refuses to date

I promise to remember Ethan Naukamura

When I see someone I hate

I promise to remember Rachel

When I have problems with my dad

I promise to remember Tyson

When something terrible turns out not that bad

I promise to remember Blackjack

When I need a ride

I promise to remember Chiron

When someone is my guide

I promise to remember Michael Yew

When someone takes a dive

I promise to remember Mrs. O'Leary

when a dog passes by

I promise to remember Paul Blofis

When someone is genuine

I promise to remember Katie Gardener

When someone keeps pranksters in line

I promise to remember Luke

When someone betrays a friend

And I promise to remember Rick Riordan

When someone refuses to say the end

Thank you Wisegirl1993 and the original writer of the first pledge

Than you PiNerd of the Hephaestus Cabin for the following text

Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down...

2.Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4.Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso...

5. In the Memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling jewels".

6.Finish all of your sentences with "In accordance with The Prophecy."

7.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out with a serious face.

8.Specify that your drive-through order is to-go.

9.When money come out of the automatic teller machine (the ATM for those idiots don't know anything about banks out there) scream, "I won! I won!"

10.When leaving the zoo, scream, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

11.Tell your children over dinner,"Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."

12.Buy a trick knife on your next trip somewhere. See if the security guys pick it up... ( I actually did this when my family went to Las Vegas. The officers sarched our bag, by the way.)

13.And a final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... put this in your Profile!

Again PiNerd your profile is hilarious

95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, put this on your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!

Put this on your profle if you're surprised that Aphrodite has not cursed the people who write the stories that do something horriblle to Percabeth!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, put this on your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout, "Jump already!"

92% of the teenage population would be dead if One Direction decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, put this on your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this on your profile!

93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", put this on your profile.

The Olympian Pledge, again PiNerd, geeze I'm totally copying half your profile! ;)

I promise to remember Ares

Each time I hear of World War II

And I promise to remember Athena

Whenever I hear of a loom

I promise to use the internet

For Hermes' sake of course

And I promise to remember Poseidon

Whenever I ride a horse

I promise to remember Zeus

Whenever lightning fills the sky

And I promise to remember Hera

Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite

Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

And I promise to remember Apollo

When the sun is very bold

I promise to remember Artemis

When the moon shines in the night

And I promise to remember Hades

When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter

Whenever a daughter moves away

And I promise to remember Hephaestus

When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus

When I am at a party

And I promise to remember Hestia

When someone's smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to remember The Gods

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Olympians know!

PiNerd

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, paste this to your profile

PiNerd thank you!

98% of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this on your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer.

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you are ready to stand up for what you believe in and not what other people tell you to believe, copy and paste this into your profile

Normal People vs. PJO fans

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will ask Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would pinky promise

PJO FANS: would swear on the river Styx

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid people.

They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you just stood there and yelled "Bang!", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder

if you laughed put this on your profile

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did. When mommy and daddy fought, he sat next to me behind the couch and told me everything was gonna be all right...

66% of you won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER" Actually it didn't say that exactly, but something like that!

“Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said.
"That's not what I meant.”
― Rick Riordan, The Titan's Curse

“Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff."
"Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."
"A god named Fred?”
― Rick Riordan

“I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”
― Rick Riordan

“You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?"
"Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both legs, and Tyson clapped happily.
"Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"
I hoped he didn't mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we'd have a lot of fun this summer.”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Can you surf really well, then?"
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."
He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)”
― Rick Riordan

“God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!”
― Rick Riordan, The Titan's Curse

“Braccas meas vescimini!"
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

“Once she was gone, I knelt next to Annabeth and felt her forehead. She was still burning up.
"You're cute when you're worried," she muttered. "Your eyebrows get all scrunched together."
"You are not going to die while I owe you a favor," I said. "Why did you take that knife?"
"You would've done the same for me."
It was true. I guess we both knew it. Still, I felt like somebody was poking my heart with a cold metal rod.”
― Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

“Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
"But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure."
He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down.
"You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?"
"Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid.”
― Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

“My name is Percy Jackson.
I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York.
Am I a troubled kid?
Yeah. You could say that.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

“Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is.”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

"How many reasons do you want? One time my mom caught Poseidon with his girlfriend in Athena's temple, which is hugely disrespectful. Another time, Athena and Poseidon competed to be the patron god for the city of Athens. Your dad created some stupid saltwater spring for his gift. My mom created the olive tree. The people saw that her gift was better, so they named the city after her."

They must really like olives."

Oh, forget it."

Now, if she'd invented pizza-that I could understand.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

“Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

“Percy: Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?
Annabeth: Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see.”
― Rick Riordan

“She raised an eyebrow. "You got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain?"

You'd probably kick my butt."

You know I'd kick your butt."

I brushed the cake off my hands. "When I was at the River Styx, turning invulnerable . . . Nico said I had to concentrate on one thing that kept me anchored to the world, that made me want to stay mortal."

Annabeth kept her eyes on the horizon. "Yeah?"

Then up on Olympus," I said, "when they wanted to make me a god and stuff, I kept thinking-"

Oh, you so wanted to."

Well, maybe a little. But I didn't, because I thought-I didn't want things to stay the same for eternity, because things could always get better. And I was thinking . . ." My throat felt really dry.

Anyone in particular?" Annabeth asked, her voice soft.

I looked over and saw that she was trying not to smile.

You're laughing at me," I complained.

I am not!"

You are so not making this easy."

Then she laughed for real, and she put her hands
around my neck. "I am never, ever going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it.”
― Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

“My mother made a squeaking sound that might of been either "yes" or "help".
Poseidon took it as a yes and came in.
Paul was looking back and forth between us, trying to read our expressions.
Finally he stepped forward.
"Hi, I'm Paul Blofis."
Poseidon raised an eyebrow and then shook his hand.
"Blowfish, did you say?"

--“I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!”
― Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero Rick Riordan, The Battle of The Labyrinth

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

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Mandy0817 (Note: Isn't this horribly dangerous?)

-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia

Thanks for putting up with my rambling if you read all of this!

Sincerley your fellow fan-fiction reader/writer,

Mandy0817