"Don't make me come down there!" - GOD.

For once, I'm displaying an avatar which I didn't make. Still, I'd prefer it if you asked me before you use it. :)

About Mah Stories!!

Playing With Fire: A girl gets reborn as a Growlithe and goes on a journey around Kanto with her ex boyfriend and the various deraged Pokemon that they pick up along the way. It now has 100 REVIEWS!! Oh yeah.

Goals:
( x ) Get 100 reviews.
( x ) Get a decent plot going.
( _ ) Reach Chapter 50.
( _ ) Get 200 reviews.
( _ ) Reach Chapter 100.

Alakazam Academy: An orphan boy goes to Alakazam Academy, a boarding school for Pokemon enthusiasts, and meets lots of exciting people. Yayz. Not accepting any more OC's, so please don't send me any! Because they will get ignored. You have been warned. I have my army of stalker smiley-faces at my disposal. :) :) :)

Goals:
( _ ) Get 100 reviews.
( _ ) Get a decent plot going.
( _ ) Reach Chapter 50.
( _ ) Get 200 reviews.
( _ ) Reach Chapter 100.

Random Garbles

Let's get one thing straight. I AM A CHRISTIAN. If you don't like it, go read some Teletubby fanfics. (Cartoon section, to the right of the screen :P) That's why I have the Heavenly Party box down there somewhere ~points down the page~ Go check it out! :)

Shippings I support!

Flameshipping (AmberxBrad) Read Playing With Fire if you want to know what the hell I'm talking about.
Pokeshipping (AshxMisty) Bring back the redhead!
Ikarishipping (DawnxPaul) Purple and blue go perfectly! Also, Dawn should cheer up the depressed loser.
Contestshipping (DrewxMay) Oh come on! Drew gives May an effing rose every time he sees her!

I'm going to treat you to some of my favourite quotes from the Pokemon cartoon. :D (I made this all by myself )

Brock: This is for Madison and Alexa! (starts climbing up the side of the blimp) I've got to do something to win their love! Or at least their pity! Brock in 'The Kecleon Caper', Episode 48 of Series 4

Meowth: You two don't need the opposite sex cos you got each other! Meowth in 'The Power of One', the second Pokemon movie.

Ash: (looks up and sees a golden bird flying over the rainbow) Wow, what's that?
Dexter: Some Pokemon are yet to be identified.
Me: IT'S A HO-OH YOU MORON!! Ash, Dexter and Me in 'I Choose You, Pikachu!', Episode 1 of Series 1.

Ash: Wow. Imagine Brock married!
Misty: You and I will be married someday too, Ash.
Ash: (nods) M hm. HWA?! Misty and Ash in 'The Heart Break of Brock', Episode 41 of Series 4.

Meowth: It's absolutely indevisable.
Jesse: Right! And you can't see it, either! Meowth and Jesse in 'Pokemon 236', Episode 25 of Series 5.

Random Scientist Guy: I didn't realise that you Pokemon actually had an opinion about what you wanted to evolve into!
Brock: Yeah, and I didn't know Meowth knew what an identity crisis was! A Scientist and Brock in 'Whichever Way the Wind Blows', Episode 30 of Series 5.

Ashachu: Waah! I'm a Pikachu?!
LATER
Ashachu: Well, in that case, this is awesome! I'm a Pikachu!! Ashachu in 'Hocus Pocus', Episode 31 of Series 5.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
there will b a DJ , im throwing a party... every 1 is invited!

so every1 come. but read the rest of this bulliten.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

repost as COME TO MY PARTY!

OUR BOY SIDE:

x You love hoodies
x You love jeans
Dogs are better than cats
x Its hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team
x Sometimes shopping is torture (GAH! ALWAYS!)
Sad movies suck
You own an XBOX
x You played with Hot Wheels as a little kid.
At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/owned a DS, PS2, or Sega
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

x Sometimes you watch sports on TV
x Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball hats
You used to/do collect football collector cards
Baggy sweatpants are cool to wear
Its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
x You love to go crazy and not care what other people think
x Sports are fun
x Sometimes you talk with food in your mouth
Sometimes you sleep at night with your socks on
You have fished at least once

TOTAL = 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You love to shop
You wear eyeliner
x Sometimes you go to your mom for advice
You consider cheer leading a sport
You hate wearing the color black
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelry
You cried watching The Notebook
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your hobbies
You don't like the movie Star Wars
x You are/were in gymnastics (When I was thin enough XD)
It takes you around one hour to shower
You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like high heel shoes
x You used to play with dolls as a kid (Does ripping their heads off and flushing them down the loo count?)
You like putting makeup on others
You like being the star of almost everything
You wear body spray/perfume
Pink is one of your favorite colors

Total= 3

Down with Humans! I'm a member of the New Chu Order! If you're a member of the New Chu Order, copy and paste this into your profile(But I AM human! "Only 99!")

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever spent time just copying and pasting things onto your profile because you were bored, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've read all seven Harry Potter books out loud in a fake british accent just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever been obsessed with something even if it gave you horrifying nightmares, copy and paste this to your profile ((The Second Harry Potter Movie; just the voice coming through the walls...))

If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If math class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If you're a slacker and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile

If you do, or ever have, watched someone play Fallout and giggled when someone's head explodes, copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, pokemon-finatic, SarahNicole98, pokemaniac1234

(+'.'+) (- '.' -) Help Plusel and Minum take over fanfcition! Copy and paste this on your profile and don't forget to add your name to their army list! Their Army: ROSELIACOOL, pokemon-finatic, SarahNicole98, pokemaniac1234

If you're a pyromaniac and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: pokemaniac1234,

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't... well, that's up to you.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

~Friends Will Be Friends,

When you're in need of love, they give you care and attention,

Friends Will Be Friends,

When you're through with life and all hope is lost,

Hold out your hand cos right till the end,

Friends Will Be Friends!~ Me likes this song. :P

Fave Quotes from Various Places!

"What the hell am I doing out of bed?" - a badge in Linghams XD

"Blame my parents." - another badge in Linghams

"Mmmmm, free goo." - Homer Simpson

That's it for now, and my story updates come just below this. ;) Ciao!

Playing With Fire: We say goodbye to someone in Chapter 46.

Alakazam Academy: Guess what?! Mali learned a new word in Chapter 6!

~Allons-y! In memory of the Best Doctor Ever!~