"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Philosopher's Stone as told by Dobby the House Elf

Xandra has itches in her britches. When a Charr warrior notices the diminutive asuran's problems he attempts to set her up on a date, only for the conversation to get very technical, a bit ribald, and completely off kilter. Warnings for sexually suggestive language. Story is self contained.

When Hunny's wife dies leaving him a single father, he gives his daughter Usa-Chan to help comfort her. However soon after his daughter starts doing strange and peculiar things, calming Usa-Chan is telling her to do it

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

The Avengers wake up to find themselves in a dark room...

Muggleborns are always trying to pull stunts to assert their awesomeness, which is understandable, but sometimes giving energy drinks to the half-bloods isn't such a great idea. One-shot based on i-am-benedict-cumberlocked. tumblr. com/ post/ 88181519803/ no-but-can-you-imagine-muggle-borns-in-astrology

Who knew a shy witty comeback to the classic blood status insult would result in most of the great hall stomping and singing? One-shot based off of this tumblr post. dick-jenga. tumblr. com/ post/ 87520950402/ a-muggleborn-student-gets-called-a-mudblood-so

Muggle-borns and half-bloods FAR outnumber purebloods. Then how come the status hierarchy is shifted in the favor of purebloods at Hogwarts? After all, even fathers can't know about absolutely EVERYTHING. ;) Read on!

There is only one rule to being a host, no falling in love, perhaps none of them were meant to be hosts By; Gbaby808, Tracy4t, BD-Z, Haruhi Hitachiin, hunnylover, and The Goddess Of Darkness

Nathan tries to beta Diva's fic which bashes Saya. Silliness ensues.

This way, they can pretend to stand each other while trying to survive until the day she awakens. But let's be honest, it wouldn't be so bad if she never did.

Just a short little thing about where, how and why the Joker gets his garb! From the perspective of the guy who makes his clothes. Please note: I make it a policy to read stories from people who review me, so please review!

Haji's life from just before he met Saya.

ONESHOT. How is it that Haruhi always finds herself in debt to Kyoya. Lemon

Torchwood's been hunting for the Doctor and Rose, but this time they're ready for them. Sequel to The Phoenix and the Wolf.

The TARDIS has landed the Doctor and Rose in London, but it's not a London they recognize.

It's been seven long years. Seven years since the incident at Ouran Academy. Takashi Morinozuka is back, and he's changed. The question is, will one host accept him so easily after all he did? Sequel to 'My Thoughts You Can't Decode'.

As he joins his best friend on a trip to a custom-made theme park, Mori finds out that Honey does indeed have limits.

'I hoped to spend time with you.' Alone. He doesn't say it, but she catches it. Post-series. Saya & Haji visit a carnival during the Obon festival, with unexpected—and deadly—surprises. Angst/action/smut. Review please!

SayaxHaji. Set in 1968, NYC. On a Chiropteran-hunt where nothing is as it seems, Saya and Haji must learn the difference between duty to the mission, and to each other—or risk losing everything in between. Angst, secrets, and intrigue. COMPLETE!

"Haruko says you have wings, uncle Haji. Do you?" Post-series, shameless fluff.

A collection of \\HajixSaya/ drabbles, ficlets and oneshots that range from fluff to suggestive and mature. Rated M for some chapters, others are T. Based on the anime, not on the manga.

Collections of oneshots featuring the Host Club x Haruhi pairing in the future with their children. Randomized, some swearing and suggestive content

Saya reflects on her awakening after thirty years' slumber. She had awoken to nothing but love... - Post-series. Saya/Haji -

Traveling to the future can be far more dangerous than to the past. For Jade Chan it is the knowledge of a fate that even she cannot avoid that threatens her. ONE SHOT.

One-shot inspired by the poem Among the Multitude by Walt Whitman. Jareth's there to take a child, but there's someone else there that knows him, someone who broke his heart once upon a time.

What if the Blood Plus Gang just popped out in every single other movie/anime/book etcetc! It would be DISASTER! Please RnR, flames are welcome. I can do requests for this as well! Update: Diva meets Saiyuki's Sanzo-ikkou! What will happen?

It's summer vacation Tamaki has locked himself in his room and won't come out, almost the entire host club is outside his door begging him to come out. There's only one person missing and they're the only one with a chance to get him out. orig from devart

This is what I've been doing instead of writing anything serious. Pure Warm and Fluffy Fic.

Kai, Solomon and Haji, will have their last tyme with Saya before the sleep. See the three shots, all different, all loving Saya. Try it! You might LIKE it! No FLAMES! Help always wanted!

The marquis de Carabas takes a shine to a girl on the London Underground, which results in his picking a somewhat uncharacteristic course of action, and making a bargain in dark tunnels. One-shot.

Post ep. 50. Solomon has survived his brush with death, and returns to make a play for Saya's heart just as her relationship with Haji is intensifying, while Nathan pursues his own mysterious agenda. A triangular love story with ample plot twists.

Some artists claim to be inspired by Muses. Proto Zoa doesn't need all that. He has something better. very short introspective piece; Proto Zoa POV

Eventually, something had to break. A fun Sarah/Jareth 100-prompt table.

“I want this to be for you,” she tells him, and her face is implacably earnest. “Just this once, I want you to do what you want to. I want you to do as you wish.”

SayaxHaji. Set in the distant future. With Haji missing, a newly-awakened Saya must set out to get him back. Memoirs and reminiscence, suspense and drama, and a new enemy with a score to settle with Saya. COMPLETE. Rate and review, pretty please.

ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS

COMPLETE! Based on Mercuralis’s pic “You know you want it”. It’s the King’s birthday; the goblins are on a present-buying spree using Sarah’s credit card, the King is acting a trifle emo, and Sarah is baking. Chaos and adult-type touching ensues. JS

It's the life of the Smiley. Go into The Room. Play The Game. Die. At least, that's how things were... until one Smiley decided to change it all. FINISHED

Being rejected was one thing; but being ignored and having his existence denied entirely was NOT going to happen. A short, somewhat cliched drabble based on my 'Here's the Day...' devArt picture. Not entirely serious and almost completely angst-free.

Sarah went through a lot of birthdays, but this one... this one would be different. A killer dose of fluff in a sweet little package. Jareth x Sarah

They both wanted the same thing. Problem was, one of them was too stubborn to admit it. Jareth x Sarah

Transmetropolitan. A brief report by Spider on an edge group in the City.

Trying to stop goblins is like trying to stop rain by threatening God with a frying pan. Jareth x Sarah

A Queen and her knights. Haji x Saya x Solomon.

The inundating, cleansing feeling of bathing with your chevalier...what more could a girl want?

Nine years is nothing, really. Not when it all works out in the end. A fluffy, happily ever after of sorts. JxS

Based on Sarah's Tshirt from my DeviantArt account, link in my bio. A provoked Goblin King shows up at the student bar, and a heated exchange ensues. Oneshot JS row with smirking, snarkiness & snogging, just for fun. Rating for language&references.

It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.

Sarah attends the Valentine’s Ball with a goblin and Jareth is notably put out. JxS

They’re so similar, crystals and bubbles, it would be a crime to keep them apart. JxS

Toby and Jareth have come to an agreement concerning Sarah's imminent betrothal. A cute JxS.

No one ever said he wouldn’t win her eventually. A very sweet JxS.

Sarah regrets nothing. And yet everything she wants is embodied in a fragile, aging dream. JxS

Eppy the House Elf from Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody recites a poem written by the late, great Doris Wishman.

Wherein Valentine muses about his rather unfortunate loss of self and something expected happens. ValentineHelena

Events take a different turn after the sinking of Red Shield's ship. This island is no paradise, and Saya finds herself marooned with only one other for company... Spoilers up to and including episode 32. No particular romance but implied Saya x Haji.

John Constantine: Hellblazer drabble. The title really says it all.

Here are eight lives that have been touched by the same moments, the same sadness, the same hope, and the same joy. Forever their lives have been shaded by these moments of gray. A collection of Fiction from Megatokyo Forums

when you're john constantine, even saving your mates from demons can really be a laugh.

Saya and Saya. He is the ground they will always meet on. H&S, sort of. Comments are appreciated, Blood Plus disclaimed.

John Constantine, Lord Fanny, and a flustered Rupert Giles meet in a quiet London pub to talk about the end of the world.

A Christmas story, about magic, belief, tricks, dreams and John Constantine.

Zenon visits ProtoZoa for a short vacation. Things happen. ZPZ OneShot.

I couldn't believe there was a Pong category. Had to take advantage. This is funny and depressing. EVERYONE SHOULD READ AND REVIEW THIS.

Story about a man Constantine meets in a pub

Just a quick ficlet I wrote for a friend. PZZ

Rhiannon wanders through the Labyrinth. Random songs, and random events. Sugary fun!

[Drabble] The sorting hat's quiet existence is disrupted.

Hellblazer. 100 word drabble. John Constantine approaches a problem.

Miroku is a walking sexual-harassment lawsuit. An itty bitty AU story that’ll take two minutes to read.

Spike's thoughts on Buffy's opinions of him postWrecked

Yet another snippet set during "Zenon the Zequel." This one, also from PZ’s point of view, is just what the title says.

Another short story set during 'Zenon the Zequel.' This one is from Proto Zoa's point of view.

John Constantine meets someone that reminds him of what's important, while he attempts to stop them from self-destructing.

John Constantine handles some unusual holiday visitors

Oz meets a very interesting girl.

In the world where every Vampire has a soul, Spike hates the Slayer with a passion. Not just because she kills his people, but because she took away the woman he loved more than life itself. Learn the whole story here!