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Joined 12-11-05, id: 948055

Hi,my name is Jackie and I joined fanfiction mainly to read and review stories,but who knows?Maybe some day I will write one of my own: )

My current obsession is The Nightmare Before Christmas but other stuff I like to read are:

That 70's Show

Harry Potter

The Chronicles of Narnia

Pirates of the Caribbean

All of Meg Cabot's work(Mediator,1-800-Where-R-You,Teen Idol,ect.)

and sometimes other stuff

I like the pairings:

Jack+Sally

Victor+Sally

Donna+Hyde(Which really sux because there are so few fics w/this pairing)

Harry+OC

Lily+James

Lily+Remus

Lily+Sirius

Susan+Peter

Elizabeth+Jack

Some of my favorite quotes are:

"Remember when American moms used to tell their kids to finish dinner because children were starving in Africa?Well, thanks a lot, Mom -Africans are still starving and American kids are obese." -Larry Baum

"Hell is slow. Hell is slower than your mamma."-My BFF CJ

"Life is pain highness anyone who says otherwise is selling something."-Man in Black(The Princess Bride)

"What's this?They're hanging mistletoe.They kiss?Why that looks so unique.Inspired!"-Jack Skellington

Norrington:"You are without a doubt the worst pirate I ever heard of."

Jack Sparrow:"Ah, but you have heard of me."

"I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream."-White & Nerdy by "Weird Al" Yankovic

"The tin man is so emo!" -me

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Within These Walls by houdinicat3 reviews
The roof to Derek's room caves in so now he has to share Casey's room. Take one girl that needs control one guy that could melt your heart and smash it to pieces and you've got DASEY Currently being fixed up and possibly updated! Gasp!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,334 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Casey M., Derek V.
A Sea of Golden Sand by Andi Horton reviews
Rabadash comes to Cair Paravel to seek Queen Susan's hand. It is only once she is in Calormen that Susan sees him for what he really is, and when the Narnians flee, Rabadash is determined they will not get off that lightly . . .
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,897 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Thieves of a feather by Too Lazy reviews
A modern tale. Elizabeth Swann always wanted a life of adventure, but when she is accidentally kidnapped by Captain Jack Sparrow she might get more than she bargained for. JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,744 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
To Live, To Laugh, To Love by ginny-luna reviews
“Well if it isn’t Loser Lily.” He taunted catching Sirius’s attention.Lily started to walk away, but James caught her by her forearm. “Let me go James.” Lily said trying to hold herselftogether although she was shaking with fear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,802 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Blossoming Love by la periodista reviews
Trying to get rid of her suitors and disguising herself as a gypsy to give love advice have kept Zelda busy. When she thinks Link and Malon are in love, she gives both poor advice. But what if Link uses the advice on her.... Thirtieth chapter added!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,384 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Queen Susan the NotSoGentle by star.everlasting reviews
One of the many stories of Susan...this time, its aboout the BAD side of the gentle queen. [Warning: incest. dont like it, dont read it, simple as that.] short fic
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,649 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
Forward To The Past by Long live the pickles reviews
Harry goes back in time & finds himself back in his parents forth year.Of course his parents don't know that he's their son.Will Harry steal James's lime light?How will Lily react to Harry Smith the exchange student..from the 21st century?Sequel out now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,399 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Thank You For Venom by Theif of the Sand reviews
DH[1978]Hyde drives into a local pub at Point Place. Hyde thinks about a certain memory and how much a quarter started this whole predicament.If you were here I'd never have a fear.So go on live your life.But I miss you more than I did yesterday.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2006
Shadow and the Soul by She's a Star reviews
She likes the sense of not quite knowing whether she will win. JackElizabeth. DMC Spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Susan's Untold Story by Red-Cherry-Flowers reviews
The Pevensie children’s father always left one child out. CH 4 NOW UP!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Complete
The end of waiting by Kyrte reviews
Eowyn has been waiting for him. Her time will soon run out. The sequel to wait for me so please be nice!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Eowyn, Legolas - Complete
Wait for me by Kyrte reviews
Sometimes farewells are just as hard to do as tearing two soulmates apart. Legolas waits for his love, knowing this is the last time he can see her. NEW CHAPTER!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Legolas, Eowyn - Complete
Bacchanalia by Spouse of Orestes reviews
“I wouldn’t have felt safe with Bacchus and all his wild girls if we’d met them without Aslan.” ...Susan from Prince Caspian. Some Narnian traditions have a dark side to them. Warning: maybe traumatizing for some, especially if you’re Edmund.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,219 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
Damage Control by Lady Emily reviews
There's a lesson in all this... [One shot. Unrequited JoeNancy.]
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Joe H., Nancy D. - Complete
The Great Galman Escape by Spouse of Orestes reviews
How exactly did Edmund get out of a fix when the Countess of Galma almost got him cornered in wedlock? An outtake from my “Queen’s Susan’s Marriage” universe.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,253 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
L'art De La Cuisine by Just Canceled reviews
Late at night, in the kitchen, Derek discovers Casey. LWD
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Complete
Good Answer by SugarHighNutcase reviews
A Circle of Magic fic. SandryBriar oneshot. There were only Sandry and Briar at that moment, and nothing else mattered. Read and review.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Circle of Magic - Complete
Halfway To The Stars by Just Canceled reviews
Derek's having trouble sleeping. Casey wakes up crying. Who's comforting who, here? Slight Dasey, some Angst. Past CxS.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
Not So Predictable by Ghostwriter reviews
Derek sees a side of Casey that he never expected.
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
ConfessionsConsequences by Just Canceled reviews
LWD Casey becomes very sick. Derek worries. Derek Confeses. What will be the consequences?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
The Guilt Complex by Lady Emily reviews
Frank was the go to guy for help with math problems and crossword puzzles. It took his little brother to understand loss and feelings and girls with tearstreaked faces. [One shot. Kind of angsty. NancyJoe.]
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Joe H., Nancy D. - Complete
Chaperoning Peter by Spouse of Orestes reviews
While visiting a foreign country, Susan defends her brother from a different kind of evil. An outtake from my “Lessons and Diplomacy” and “Queen Susan’s Marriage” universe.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,921 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Complete
What Happened in Tashbaan by Capegio reviews
HAHB AU: While in Tashbaan with Susan and Edmund, Peter overhears a conversation between Rabadash and Susan and acts accordingly. Drama ensues. [Gift fic for Hadrianna.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Rabadash, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Denial by Capegio reviews
Peter, though he would never ever in a million years admit it, was sick. [Gift fic for Sera and Tails.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Peter Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Goodnight, Susan by ronniekins77 reviews
Peter is the one Susan goes to when she has nightmares.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Queen Susan's Marriage by Spouse of Orestes reviews
Susan’s suitors are getting on her siblings’ nerves, while the rest of Narnia demands she marries. Who does she give her heart to? Sequel to “Lessons in Diplomacy.” Spoilers of LWW and The Horse and His Boy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,326 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
Smoke to the Flame by Just Canceled reviews
LWD Derek is frustrated and takes it out on Casey, how does he say sorry? Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
Daughter of Eve, Believe by SubOrbital reviews
This is my one shot version of Susan's life post The Last Battle. I never did like the way her character was discarded and this is what I would hope might have happened to her after her family died. Please read and review.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete
Lessons in Diplomacy by Spouse of Orestes reviews
Peter didn't start out as the perfect ruler, he stumbles at some point. Featuring a deadly Susan, an outraged Edmund, a less than Magnificent Peter and lots and lots of shouting.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,588 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
Blue by ronniekins77 reviews
Peter has always loved the color blue. Peter/Susan, warning: incest.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
Edmund's Rescue by Red-Cherry-Flowers reviews
COMPLETE!What if Susan was the one to save Edmund from the Witch? Sisterbrother love only!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Syllogism by Lady Emily reviews
Water, water, everywhere and not a drop to drink... [NancyJoe oneshot]
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Nancy D., Joe H. - Complete
Suitor by Capegio reviews
Susan's siblings react to her first suitor. [Gift fic for amidnightkiss.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Assassination by Red-Cherry-Flowers reviews
Peter and Susan get into argument and it ends in an unexpected way. [SusanPeter].
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Between the Two by Scottie2 reviews
Interaction between the High King and his sister the Queen, before and after the elder goes to battle. PeterSusan
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
Nightmares by Lady Emily reviews
Five years after being kidnapped by the Assassins, Frank Hardy returns home to find that more has changed than he would have liked. NancyJoe. COMPLETE!
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,429 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Joe H., Nancy D. - Complete
No One in Narnia Thinks Any Worse of You for That by scullymulder reviews
Five years post the Last Battle, Peter misses Susan. He requests Aslan bring her home. [PeterSusan] Warning: incest. In very reluctant response to a request.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Complete
To And From The Shadowland by Tex110 reviews
Susan often tumbled from the ship of belief for a life of fleeting materialistic things. Peter was always the one to pull her back, even if he was unable to save her in the very end.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Complete
Conversation to Remember by Alabaster Ink reviews
Oneshot. It's the children's first night at Cair Paravel and Peter can't sleep. Sneaking into his brother's room, he finds an unexpected person. A conversation to remember is at hand. No romance. RxR!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Surrendering by SlytherinMalfoySnape reviews
PREQUEL TO ALWAYS: Susan wrestles with Peter and ends up wrestling with herself. This happens a week before. Warning: Adult themes, incest and sexual references. PeterSusan.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Always by SlytherinMalfoySnape reviews
SEQUEL TO SURRENDERING: Some things may change between Peter and Susan but there are some things that are always true. The two eldest siblings discuss their relationship. PeterSusan. Warning: References to incest but it comes with a twist. Song fic.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
It was Supposed to be a Family Vacation by n1c0le reviews
It was supposed to be a family vacation, but with new found feelings between Derek and Casey, there's not much family about a week at the beach. DerekCasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 12,983 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
The Courtship of Queen Susan by Eilwyn reviews
Susan's visit to Tashbaan from a different points of view. C.S. Lewis created Narnia. Chapters 1 thru 5 have minor revisions. Chapter 6 is new.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,031 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005
Belief by Capegio reviews
Peter asks Aslan to look beyond Susan's inablity to believe.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Safety by Capegio reviews
Susan and Peter: allies, friends, partners. A reflection on the two older Pevensies from Susan's viewpoint.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Magnificent by Capegio reviews
Susan was gentle. Edmund was just. Lucy was valiant. But away from Narnia, how can one be magnificent?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
Life's Little Moments by Elvish Song reviews
Eowyn gets an unexpected lesson about life and loneliness from an elf she never expected to befriend. A Legolas and Eowyn story following movie verse. Set on the trip to Helm's Deep.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Eowyn, Legolas
Ordinary Story by Lyxie reviews
An AU high-school story about how things get a little sexy but mostly awkward when Link's family takes Zelda in. This story has been discontinued.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 158,386 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 7/26/2004 - [Link, Zelda]
Consequences to Our Actions by Samgirl16 reviews
After breaking up with Cory because he kissed Lauren, Topanga regrets her decision and feels down until an old friend comforts her.
Boy Meets World - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2004
Vacation Kisses by fireflower reviews
Donna's POV on an unlikely pattern in her life...a D/H story
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 8/13/2003
So Long But Not Gone by logica reviews
A simple story about stubborn secrets in the heart. Possible Hyde&Donna
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,646 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Complete
Frails of Insanity by changes reviews
Both Hyde and Donna have insomnia, and they stay up for a midnight talk... HDE
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2004
Ghost of Christmas Past by tanner reviews
Set in the future, Donna and Hyde remember the Christmas of 1976. DH past, DE and JH future.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Donna P., Steven H. - Complete
Childhood Revelations by Southside reviews
To rekindle their friendship, Hyde and Donna spend the day together. (D & H) COMPLETE
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2003 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Complete
It All Began at the Disco by fireflower reviews
What might've been...*A Donna/Hyde story*
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,246 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
Bad Timing by Kikiduck reviews
A short D/H ficlet set fifteen years in the future.
That '70s Show - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30/2003
Hakuna Matata, Harry... by Grommetik reviews
A (small and irritating) collection of spoofs involving the Harry Potter characters. if you haven't watched the Lion King or the Little Mermaid, you won't get this. R/R...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/12/2002 - Published: 12/31/2001
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