FYI:

21 yrs old

from Antarctica

and I'm a BOY damnit!!!

Here are some Favorite Sayings of mine, and Quotes you might enjoy:

When it starts to rain... break out the slip & slide

Some mistakes are too fun to only make once.

Normal is Weird

He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.

Tell someone there are 5 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he just HAS to touch it.

One by one the yard gnomes steal my sanity

I only got 5 words for god. You'll never take me alive!

I wanna die like my Grandpa. Peacfully in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in the back.

Remember- Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

If at first you don't succeed, give no evidence that you tried.

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run...he hates that.

You call it an infestation; I call them pets.

HP Quotes:

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. -Arthur Weasley

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. -Sirius Black

It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. -Albus Dumbledor

"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?" -Harry Potter to Sirius Black.

"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!" -Harry Potter

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!" -Harry Potter

"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically. -Hermione Granger and Harry Potter

"You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!" -Harry Potter

"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry. -Harry Potter to his Aunt and Uncle.

"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..." -Harry Potter in reference to his Aunt and Uncle.

"I like a quiet life, you know me." -Harry Potter

"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..." -Ron Weasley

"We're coming for you whether the Muggles like it or not, you can't miss the World Cup, only Mum and Dad reckon it's better if we pretend to ask their permission first. If they say yes, send Pig back with your answer pronto, and we'll come and get you at five o'clock on Sunday. If they say no, send Pig back pronto and we'll come and get you at five o'clock on Sunday anyway." -Ron Weasely in a letter to Harry.

"Accio Brain!" -Ron Weasley

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." -Ron Weasley

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." -Hermione Granger to Ron.

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." - George Weasley to Ron.

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" Molly Weasley
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?" -Molly Weasley, and Fred and George.

"So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" Hermione was saying, "and then there's A-"
"No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams." -Fred and George.

"Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days."
"Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" said Fred.
"That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" said Percy, going very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!"
"It was," Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "We sent it." - Fred and George.

"What would we want to be prefects for?" said George, looking revolted at the very idea. "It'd take all the fun out of life." - Fred and George.

"So, all in all, not one of Ron's better birthdays?" - Fred Weasley.