Ivy. fire lion
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Joined 01-25-13, id: 4505579, Profile Updated: 03-17-13
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Hi! Please call me Ivy. I am also the Ivy from RavenclaWriteRules's the Marauders' mischief memory maker, and the Ivy mentioned by Lily White Goddess of Ice,who I'm writing a book with. Please check out both of their profiles and stories. If you must know I am female, 11 and currently living in Washington. I am not an author to rely upon for constant story updates because not only am I lazy there are other things I'd like to do with my life other then write.

"I think our sortings aren’t just about who we are, but also about what we need to learn. I am a Hufflepuff because I value compassion and hard work, but I am also a Hufflepuff because I fail at compassion and hard work all the time. Being in Hufflepuff helps me overcome my mistakes and become who I want to be."

Brain-Eye Coordination
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

This is Kitty.

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じしf,)ノ

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: would be in the cell next to you screaming at the top of their lungs: "THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you

know we don't waste!!"

FRIENDS: Are through school

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this lame story

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you

FRIENDS: Will offer you a drink

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you, saying, "Oops, you're welcome."

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and yell, "Run!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food

FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house by flirting with the firemen

BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen

FRIENDS: Say whoever insulted you isn't saying the truth

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better than him

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. cordially

BEST FRIENDS: Just say, "Hi,"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial because you had to call first

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "Stupid dogs and little siblings"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door and make the dog hyper

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME" and make the dog hyper

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are only through secondary

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. (And after!)

FRIENDS: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to the boy and say "I know your mother!"

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Say, "Hey, can you lend me that NOW?"

FRIENDS: Wait to call you until a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Call you at 2 in the morning

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."


The Strange Case of Dr. Ivy and Miss Black

YOUR REAL NAME: Ivy Fire Lion

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Ivyizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Greenlion

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Firechilton

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): LioivEri

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blackcocoa

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Voiraan

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Crystal

Smart Girl

I am not that girl,

The one that is super popular.

The one that is rich.

The one obsessed with Twilight.

The one that will lie to get her way.

The one that doesn't care about your feelings.

The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.

The one that has a new boyfriend every week.

The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.

The one that would cry over a boy.

The one that loves Justin Bieber.

The one that will give up because she broke a nail.

The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.

The one who reads and writes to escape.

The one who just wants to help.

The one that really wants to make a difference.

The one that sticks to her values.

The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.

The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.

The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.

The one that refuses to believe that this is it.

The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.

The one that people like, because she's crazy.

The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it.

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

The one who won't give in.

The one won't give up.

The Next Generation reviews
Lily: Welcome to Hogwarts, where everything tries to kill you, Hugo: Hey, does this bite look infect- Ivy: Where poeple complain about names, Lily: Oi! Hoot: Where shrunken puppies maul poeple, Howl: Aaaaooo! Night: And everyone laughs about it! Lily: ya right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Lily Luna P.