Hey guys! The name's Dynasty101Warriors. You can call me Dynasty or any other nicknameyou want.

I don't really know what to put in my profile so, there isnt much to see.

PS: I got the following (content below) somewhere, but I forgot where. So, I can't write where I took the them. Sorry.

You know you're obsessed with the Avengers when:

1. You play darts and all you can think is "Man, Clint would nail this game!"

2. You play Trivial Pursuit and you want Bruce on your team. Then you remember he's fictional.

3. Someone's being cocky and know-it-all-ish and you thik "Oh my god it's a Tony clone."

4. You watch Brave and immediately think Merida looks like Clint and Natasha's kid.

5. You will never be able to watch Lord Of The Rings again without thinking of Hawkeye. "Better clench up, Legolas."

6. You wish your science teacher was Bruce.

7. You get WAY too excited whenever someone describes someone else as low-key.

8. Someone says there's a black widow in your backyard and you say: "It's all right, I won't let her interrogate me."

9. You're suddenly way more patriotic, in honor of Steve.

10. The 4th of July is now the date of TWO holidays; Independence Day and Steve's birthday.

11. You finish a drink and you have an urge to throw your cup on the floor and yell "ANOTHER!"

12. The Northern Lights suddenly get you WAY too excited.

13. You want a Starkphone for Christmas, complete with JARVIS.

14. You wear green and gold everywhere and laugh scornfully when people ask why. "Puny mortals, how dare you question my motives? I am a Minion of Loki!!"

15. Instead of saying, "That guy smacked you around like a ragdoll," you say "Wow, that guy really gave you the Loki treatment."

16. You really want archery lessons. And explosive arrows. And an excuse to use them.

17. You want to be a SHIELD agent.

18. You are convinced that the reason the Avengers aren't real is that you're in an alternate, more boring dimension.

19. You think the air vents are a viable mode of transportation.

20. You think the Hulk is awesome and Bruce needs a hug.

21. You're nodding and smiling as you read these.

22. You're going to put this on your own profile because of how (unfortunately) true this is.

23. You begin debating the similarities between Odin and Nick Fury. (both have eyepatches, both are really bad at dealing with Loki...need I go on?)

24. You begin quoting it all the time, and the quotes actually fit your situation (It's almost sad how often this happens to me...)

25. You smile slightly every time you step on an ant.

26. You buy toys, coloring books of them and their chewing gum.

Things you're not allowed to do in Avengers (and their consequences)

1. Thou shalt not tell Tony to stop acting like a child. He'll bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. Thou shalt not make Bruce angry. The Other Guy will beat you into the floor. The CONCRETE floor.

3. Thou shalt not talk like a pirate in the presence of Fury or Odin. Fury will probably shoot you, Odin will banish you.

4. Thou shalt not hide the poptarts from Thor. He will zap you with lightning.

5. Thou shalt not hand Natasha an eraser and tell her to get over the whole 'red-in-my-ledger' thing. She may not kill you, but you'll wish she had.

6. Thou shalt not insult or threaten Natasha in front of Clint. He will put an arrow in your eye socket.

7. Thou shalt not try to interrogate Loki. You will be scarred for life when he turns the tables and brings up every embarrassing and/or evil thing you've done.

8. Thou shalt not challenge Captain America's authority. The last time someone (cough*Thor*cough) did that, an entire forest was leveled.

9. Thou shalt not tease Coulson about his obsession with Captain America. He will tase you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet.

10. Thou shalt not try to take over the world. If you do, whatever they do to you will be your own fault.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Every baby has a right to love, laugh, and LIVE

I love my mother because...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

5. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

6. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

7. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

8. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

9. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

10.My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

11. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

12. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

13. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

14. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

15. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"