I've just hit a nudist. With my car. And I'm pretty sure he's dead. Oh, and by the way, did I mention when he woke up - he stared at me like a lunatic? Yep, I had just hit a nutter with no clothes on. Could this day get any worse? JACOB X OC DURING BD UNDERGOING EDITING
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 163,074 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Jacob, OC