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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love/like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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A Boy Destroyed Me, A Boy Destroyed Us by forgivennotforgotten reviews
Mikan enters the academy as an innocent girl. But when she faces the hardships in store for her, she suddenly changes. Find out why. MxN
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Granger and Malfoy Drabbles by prima15 reviews
A series of Draco, Hermione drabbles. Thanks to jessirose85 for betaing all drabbles!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Wrong Shoes by rockstar199315 reviews
Hannah Montana goes to school instead of Miley, is her secret blown?
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L.
Don't Let Her Get Away by MissVioletBaudelaire14 reviews
Quigley remembers when he met Violet on the Mortmain Mountains and how his feelings for her grew on that day. Becuase he was never good at explaining his feelings, he knows he has to man up and tell her, before she gets away. Used to be I Don't Regret It
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Quigley Q., Violet B. - Complete
Blind as a Bat by RightToRemainSilent reviews
A small songfic that takes place in book 7. :Arra's Death scene: LartenxArra
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Desperately Seeking Miss Violet Baudelaire by RightToRemainSilent reviews
Violet read the newspaper cut out again, and felt the hope rising in her chest.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Violet B., Quigley Q. - Complete
To Trust a Villian by RightToRemainSilent reviews
Violet's marrying Olaf, but there's no cover up - the wedding's very real and very obvious. Is she doing the right thing, or will her decision come back to haunt her? :Songfic - The Bad Beginning. I own nothing, storywise or songwise:
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Violet B., Klaus B. - Complete
A Series of Twisted Events by thelivingtunic reviews
A parody. In which Klaus raps, Sunny bites, and Violet giggles. As for Count Olaf, well... you'll just have to read to find out!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2009
Just say I Love You by brewcha reviews
When Ueki suddenly returns from abroad, Sano and Rinko teases Mori that Ueki came back just for her, and that he is probably saying I Love You everyday. Mori realizes he had never said that before, and will he ever? UekixMori
Law of Ueki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,682 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Kosuke U., Ai M. - Complete
The two crystals by happyfayes reviews
They met when they were four.5 years later, Sano had to move to the city, and gave Rinko a necklace that matches his. Will these necklaces change their lives forever? Don't look down on it just cus its short. Give it a shot. You wont know till u try right
Law of Ueki - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Seiichiro S., Rinko J.
Promise Me Love by JodieLove reviews
Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 85,644 - Reviews: 2514 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Private Moment by Dean Gabriel reviews
Violet and Quigley are resting on a ledge, halfway up the waterfall.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Violet B., Quigley Q. - Complete
Cat's Cradle by Dear.Leaf reviews
After a strange chain of events, Tadase finds himself strapped down into a bed at Easter HQ. Ikuto and Utau are left to watch over him as he falls into the deep reaches of insanity and Ikuto finds himself making the hardest decision he's ever had to make
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,243 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008
What Happened That Time on the Mountain by LA07C reviews
This was in The Slippery Slope, but the author doesn't tell us what happens when Quigley and Violet are climbing the frozen waterfall. I'm NOT continuing this, and I know this isn't how Snicket would've written it, but it's how I imagined it. Much love.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Violet B., Quigley Q. - Complete
Hit and Run by vintage88 reviews
Quigley died; VioletDuncanoneshot
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Violet B., Duncan Q. - Complete
Joy by snappleapple518 reviews
Quigley breaks up with Violet... but not for the reasons that she would suspect... R&R Please!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Quigley Q., Violet B. - Complete
Quigley by The Perfect Fit reviews
Violet is engaged to Quigley but still in love with Duncan. One shot. Very short.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Violet B., Duncan Q. - Complete
A View of Awe by Bellatree reviews
[oneshot][Quiglet!] A little oneshot that floated into my head whilst I was listening to a song...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Violet B., Quigley Q. - Complete
Carry This Picture by kataclysmic reviews
this is about what happened on the ledge between Quigley and Violet. one shot. please r&r
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
Mrs Quigley Quagmire by Elphie Marky reviews
One-shot post series. Duncan admits his jealously about Violet's relationship with Quigley. R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Complete
Love You Out Loud by Elphie Marky reviews
One-shot during TSS. What happened between Violet and Quigley on the slope? R&R
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
What Was Left Out by hpobsesed reviews
There, Quigley, do you see the ledge where my left fork is? It's solid enough for both of us to sit for a moment and catch out breath. –page 210 SSshort and sweet
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Complete
In The End by Hermione Baudelaire reviews
This was supposed to be a songfic, but it got to be too long. The song was 'In The End' by Linkin Park, in case you couldn't geuss. Mid-book ten, sort of one sided QuigleyViolet.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 3/9/2004
Damaged by Hermione Baudelaire reviews
My first songfic! Set to 'Damaged' by TLC. No, I don't listen to them. I basicly rewrote my TSS oneshot to be VQ. Not rewrote exactly, but it's similar. God, this summary sucks. Please RR....
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Complete
Hermione and Draco's Secret by Cute Hermione reviews
Hermione and Draco meet in secret
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/6/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Violet and Quigley On the Ledge of the Slope reviews
What really happened on the ledge between Violet and Quigley? What "private moment" was Lemony Snicket talking about? This is my interpretation on what really happened. my 1st fanfic! it's good, i swear! Hope you like it! ENJOY! R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Violet B., Quigley Q. - Complete