"Friends look the other way. Best friends eat the body." -Selim B. The story about an innocent and disturbing friendship between homunculus and human. Old soul OC. Everyone in character, updates every Friday.

A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong.

Being reborn in the world of RWBY means that the Grimm are your natural enemies. My case is the complete opposite. I'm not really sure who I pissed off in my previous life but being reborn as a Beowolf was definitely not something I expected. (SI)

A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.

Harry became the Master of Death but it's not perfect. There's no eternal youth and invulnerability, and the time travel is cool but pointless, because change is impossible in his universe. But there's another universe - it has superheros and mutants and perhaps enough flexibility to change time. This story meshes HP with the entire MCU. Will deviate from canon. Not OOC

Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU

In which Team Seven has an unhealthy love for explosives and Kakashi is an enabler.

And thus, after kicking a bear to Kingdom Come, the Future Green Beast of Konoha laid his eyes on a very grumpy baby with a zigzagged hairline and a penchant to emit impressive levels of Killing Intent. A few years later, the newly (re-)born Kaguya-clan member in question screws around with message boxes and other peoples heads. SI-OC / Gamer

A single drop in the ocean and a tidal wave is born. Lily's life is pure chaos from the moment she wakes up and finds herself reincarnated into the world of One Piece. And with none other than Monkey D. Luffy as her twin brother it's not bound to get any easier anytime soon. OC Self-insert.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.

"Would you like to come with me?" Harry stared at her eyes, big and green like his. Anything would be better than returning with the Dursleys, he believed it firmly. So he slipped this small hand into hers and held onto it tightly. AssassinInTraining!Harry Eventual Clintasha

Garp thought he was quite brilliant when, in an effort to discourage Ace and Sabo's ambitions of piracy, he gives them custody of his new baby grandson. After all, the two might have been teenage delinquents, but even they wouldn't actually go out to sea with a baby in their care, right? Hint: he is very, very wrong. (Written for 20 Years at Sea, Day 13: AU)

Ace will save his nakama. He will save his father. And he will save his little brother and ensure Luffy's happiness even if it kills him. Again. Thankfully, he won't be doing it alone. Together, he and Luffy will change the world.

Ichigo had a full life. He got a job, fell in love, married, had kids and died at the ripe old age of 112. But then the soul king decided to dump his ass in the past. Now ichigo is reborn as Kaien and Miyako's son. How will the most powerful shinigami to ever exist deal with the coming threats but at the same time juggle being a child. Time Travel. Chibi-Ichigo.

"You have an old soul," Benn said and Luffy wanted to laugh, that's one way to put it, falling from the heavens and chained upon the earth. Instead he only gazed at the unchanging sky before smiling, "I'm just a free spirit."

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

The final battle against Yhwach went a little different, revealed a bit more and left Ichigo with a choice. To continue living on a broken world in a broken system, pretending its not. Or go back in time and change the whole damn thing. Time Travel fic.

Little vampire Harry, along with his Sire Demetri, are about to really shake things up in Forks. Oh the adventures Harry will have.

Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done. (bonus chapter 6-2016)

For the Vongola, time travel is a part and parcel of life, though usually only five minutes at a time. So when the Guardians and their boss are bought twenty years back and find themselves stuck, well, as the saying goes. Gen.

Ichigo accepts an offer that Urahara makes, one that he came to regret. Unfortunately, the said proposal involved dimension travels, and he ended up in a world where reiatsu and reishi do not exist. He didn't know what to do or how to get back, but things got weirder than before when a random dragon came and struck him with big and black tail.

When Clint read Shield's rather extensive file on Tony, he noted that some called him the Merchant of Death. He hadn't thought that they meant it literally, though. At least they didn't have to fight this time.

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

Early on, Rin knew that to protect someone meant hurting them, himself, or somebody else. He WAS a very bad child because blood, scars, and broken bones? He was PROUD of it ALL.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you the powers of a game character, you become the best character you can possibly be. Harry Potter wasn't just a Wizard. No, he was much more than that. With his powers, he'll become the strongest and kick the Dark Tosser's ass while doing so. Watch out world, Harry Potter is a new man and he's not to be messed with.

In which Harry was sealed inside Tom Riddle's diary during his second year and tossed into another world, upon where he finds himself in Bruce Banner's lonely hands. With the life Banner leads, he supposes that he shouldn't be surprised by this "Harry Potter" being. Really, there wasn't enough coffee in the world to deal with this.

(AU and Alt. Character Interpretations) Sado is unimpressed with fate and everyone else heaping everything onto Ichigo's shoulders. He swore to protect what was important to Ichigo, making sure Ichigo doesn't break is the best way of doing that, whether or not it's emotionally healthy for him to fixate on helping Ichigo doesn't matter. Time Travel certainly doesn't change that.

Fanfic of kyaru-chan's Harveste series. An unusual introduction after the mother of all temper tantrums leads to Harry gaining an unorthodox upbringing. Keep your appendages to yourself or you might get them bitten off.

Harry is in New York in the Avengers universe when an army of aliens attack. With the aliens defeated, Loki is missing, and Shield is wondering why he is looking for a certain black-haired, green-eyed man.

Tiboldt's Family Circus brings together two birds of a feather. The world tries to tear them apart. (Rated M for some foul language later on in the story. No ship - or I suppose, any ship you want to see.)

Loki is settling just fine into his new position as Emperor of Earth. Everything is surprisingly mundane until he runs into a green-eyed musician running a soup kitchen. Obviously, AU. No slash.

Oneshot: They never found out where Allen Walker had gotten all of those shitty one-liners. #6 of 50 Oneshots Project.

After his self-sacrifice Harry is faced with a choice, stay in limbo or play a RPG game about himself. Enough to say that stories about a character that actually chose to stay in limbo would not be a popular one... Video-game fic.

The Grand Magic Games are over and Fairy Tail is busy! and a certain Celestial Mage is sick of only getting perverted job offers. Until one comes in that isn't, and it requires a S-Class mage with a few tag-alongs to get Lucy's hands on a mysterious black key that looks a lot like a Death God to her.. Wait.. There's something else here too.. Read to find out! [multiple characters!]

After the night Harry's X-Gene activates, Harry has to learn how to deal with both the blessings and curse of being a mutant. Not knowing what to do, Harry falls into a state of decline. That is, of course, until Bruce Banner finds him one day. Can Bruce and Prof. Xavier help Harry before he falls completely into the darkness? Marvel Universe, Undecided Pairings

Bruce isn't quite sure how it happened or if it was even possible, but the Hulk had fallen in love. Can Bruce protect Harry from the Hulk without blowing his cover or falling in love with the green eyed boy himself? Of course not. Slash duh!

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry

Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.

Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.

Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED

Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H HIATUS

by chain, by face, by fate - the children of Loki are cursed.

Harry's decided he's conquered enough in his own world so he goes to the Dimensional Witch for a new one. He ends up in the world of One Piece where there are adventures galore and a certain intriguing red-haired pirate. Super!Harry EventualSlash

A pirate on the Grand Line should know to expect the unexpected, particularly when he's the King. Little did Roger know just how unexpected the results of calling out to a stranger in the fog would be. Who knew there were islands that could warp time? This meeting would always be one of his treasures. Oneshot

aka Why Hollow/Quincy/Shinigami Flatshares Are a Bad Idea. Mostly filler-free! Now with 100% fewer moths! Beta'd by Love Psycho. #45: A Brief Interlude, a.k.a. I ATEN'T DEAD.

Harry is left at Privet Drive and isolated from his friends and the wizarding world when he is attacked by a vampire and the course of his life changes drastically. And who is there to save him when he is left broken? Vampire fic, HP/TR. Slash.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

Set after chapter 402. He killed Aizen but he hasn't won. They died, all of them. Now he has a chance to save them again, and this time he was going to get it right ::Multiple pairings::

"I don't remember the damn password. You have 5 seconds to get out of my way before I neuter you with my gun." Cross threatened the stone guardian. Harry had never seen the Gargoyle move that fast in all his years at Hogwarts. Rate M for language.

When Ichigo's friends are killed by Soul Society, he turns to the only one that can help: Aizen. His closeness to the man develops into something more. Rated for a reason. Warnings: postwar, yaoi, violence, some gore and angst. Contains other pairings.

The Winter War had a greater impact on Ichigo than he is willing to admit. He didn't die, but he's not exactly living either.

Kakashi has already lost Obito. By accident, he finds Obito's legacy and he isn't about to lose him too. Time travel. De-aged, post-war Harry. AU. Kakashi Gaiden. WIP

Uchiha Naruto's only just found his one remaining family member, and the prank potential is just too much to pass up. Faux!gay!SasuNaruSasu, Confused&Disturbed!EverybodyElse. AU. WIP.

The adventures of Cross and his kindergarten class. Let's hope the little runts are able to survive. AU. Very minor Cross/Link later on.

The small child turned his neck up towards his savior. "Are you God?" And the redhead man replied with a hearty laugh. "Of course! You may call me master!" And thus began the chronicles of a Master and his Idiot Disciple.

Aizen is dead, and the Winter War has been won. But the Lord of Las Noches is yet alive, either in the insanity or in the soul of the very Hero of the Winter War that slew him. And he's not going to be satisfied until Ichigo's stark raving mad...or worse.

What if Lelouch saw his subordinates as precious people rather than faceless pieces on his chess board? A collection of memories centered on the family ties between Lelouch and the Order of the Black Knights.

For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.

It started when the fifth Starbucks was built. Ichigo gets taken to Hueco Mundo and Aizen finds he doesn't just think of Ichigo as a toy after all. AizenxIchigo

Harry and Luna head to Gotham to visit her Uncle Alfred. Things don't go as anybody expects, least of all the supers of Gotham... HP/Batman crossover. AU.

Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.

Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

There's consequences to Cross' womanizing ways. The fall-out traumatizes everyone involved, especially Allen Walker.

Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]

A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord

[Aizen, Urahara][Spoilers for anime episode 111] Sequel to my fic 'Surprise Visitor'. Drinking with people you hate can often lead to mental anguish.

The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.

Her grandfather is dying and there is no such place as Amestris.