Name:Gaara12223 Age:17 Gender: none of your business Things I like: Books, yaoi, writing and reading fanfic, books and manga, Glee and I'm in middle of watching some other Tv shows. I don't own a tv at home so I have to watch them at the library I really like a good joke and a bit of humor, Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Glee, Vampire Knight, Blue Exorcist, and I have to think of more. I really can't of so much more. NOW ONTO THE MORE IMPORTANT STUFF!!!!!! READ THIS: Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything? Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone Are you laughing? Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts? I'm not laughing Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart. HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS Keep on laughing Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS keep on laughing if you agree... You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.” - William W. Purkey "You tell me I am weak, but I know that I am strong. You tell me I have failed, but I know that I have won. You tell me I’m a loser, but I know I’m a success. You tell me I am dumb, but I know that I am smart. You tell me that it’s ugly, but I know that it is art. You say I’m unattractive, I know that I am beautiful. You said that I was worthless, but what I’m worth you’ll never know. THINGS TO REMEMBER "You are what you eat. Strange I don't remember eating any sexy beast this morning" "Strangers think I'm quiet, My friends think I'm outgoing, and my best friend think I'm insane!" "Facebook should have a limit to how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to unstable" "Dude she just called you fat." "Oh hell no! Hold my cake" "I don't drink these days. I'm allergic to alcohol and I break out in handcuffs" -Robert Downey Jr. S.C.H.O.O.L.= Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life C.L.A.S.S.= Come Late And Start Sleeping F.I.N.A.L.S.= Fuck, I Never Actually Learned Shit OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. A MOMENT OF SILENCE. -I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! -If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried -Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... When life throws you lemons, cut’em open and squirt the juice in its eye. When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back. When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else. Whoever came up with ‘Sticks and stones...’ obviously didn’t take into account the viciousness of today’s youth. When life throws you lemons, throw them back twice as hard. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let them wonder how you did it. How come wrong numbers are never busy? Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'? Does that screwdriver really belong to Phillip? she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town. she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said ‘drink up’ she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face. she said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors & had her cut it up. she said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her earz pierced. she said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed. she said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that said "my name is: ALONE." she said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always; he asked her when he wasn't The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'mBLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you. Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Guy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Guy: Your place or mine? Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Girl: I'm a female impersonator. Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl: Do not enter. Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Girl: But would you stay there? Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put i at the beginning and u at the end. Guy:Your eyes they're amazing. Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Girl: It's in the phone book Guy: I know how to please a woman Girl: Then please leave me alone Guy: I can tell you want me Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking Guy: I want to give myself to you Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else (if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) That is how to treat boys. ESPECIALLY when they don't respect you!) We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong. Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washer machines. Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way. Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening. You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing. you called me a faggot? because in England, fags are cigarettes which smoking. smoking implies heat and heat is hot. therefore you've just called me hot. Thank you for noticing!! Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. Smile... it confuses people. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide. I don't obsess, I think intensely Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Men are like slinkies. They bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. conclusions: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. questions: If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all?' What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? What was the best thing before sliced bread? One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. The older you get, the better you realize you were. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. Women like silent men, they think they're listening. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If God dropped acid, would he see people? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it! some pretty interesting things: The venom in a Daddy Long-legs spider is more poisonous than a Black Widow's or a Brown Recluse, but they cannot bite humans because their jaws won't open wide enough. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots. Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (YES!!! Now you know why I'm human.) The pop you get when you crack your knuckles is actually a bubble of gas bursting. 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents who are present and don't die throughout the movie. The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. There's no Betty Rubble in Flintstones Chewable Vitamins. It's impossible to get water out of a rimless tire. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider? In Minnesota it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head. In Indiana it is illegal to ride public transportation for at least 30 minutes after eating garlic. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. Polar bears are left-handed. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (wow. I wanna be a lion) The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump. If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard. RHYTHM is the longest word in the dictionary without any vowels. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. A snail can sleep for 3 years. (Awesome!) American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. China has more English speakers than the United States. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (um, ow?) Vatican City is the smallest country in the world, with a population of 1,000 and a size 108.7 acres. The longest town name in the world has 167 letters. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA. (makes you think no?) No president of the United States was an only child. The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one-mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. A quick guide on how to bathe a cat: 1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.(You may consider this step optional.) and last,but not least,why is human kind doomed: On a blanket from Taiwan. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists. On a Taiwanese shampoo. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavored milk drink. On a New Zealand insect spray. In a US guide to setting up a new computer. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles. On a Sears hairdryer. On a bag of Fritos. On a bar of Dial soap. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding. On a Korean kitchen knife. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights. On a Japanese food processor. On Sainsbury's peanuts. On an American Airlines packet of nuts. On a child's superman costume. On some frozen dinners. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box. On packaging for a Rowenta iron. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine. On Nytol sleep aid. REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too) They did not mention Draco... how dare they..it's okay his father will hear about this! 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage! 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." HARRY POTTER STUFF: Harry Potter taught me that some things are worth dying for. Ron Weasley taught me that believing in yourself is a hundred times more powerful than luck. Hermione Granger taught me that an education is a girl’s best asset, even if it doesn’t make you many friends. Severus Snapetaught me to never, ever, ever judge someone. Rubeus Hagrid taught me that anything can be cute with the right perspective. Ginny Weasley taught me that bold is beautiful. Lily Potter taught me that a mother’s love is the strongest force on earth. Remus Lupin taught me that fear is the only thing I should be afraid of. Dolores Umbridge taught me that education with a political agenda is a terrible, terrible thing. Sirius Black taught me that the ones we love never truly leave us. Albus Dumbledore taught me that good people are not always good. Draco Malfoy taught me that bad people are not always bad. Neville Longbottom taught me that courage is standing up for what’s right, even when you’re scared out of your mind. Luna Lovegood taught me that weird is wonderful. Dobby taught me that freedom is a gift. Lucius Malfoy taught me that no amount of money, pomp, or circumstance will buy you true friends. Fred & George Weasley taught me that sometimes all you need is a good laugh. The Dursleys taught me that a world without imagination is a dull and dreary place. Arthur Weasley taught me that a good sense of curiosity and a bit of obsession can be healthy. Fleur Delacour taught me that true love is not based on appearance. Molly Weasley taught me that a happy family is not measured in gold. Bellatrix Lestrange taught me that hatred and prejudice rot your mind and can turn even the most beautiful person into a monster. Kreacher taught me that if you want to get to know a man, look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. Cho Chang taught me that rebound relationships almost never work. Nymphadora Tonks taught me to love myself, no matter what I look like. Percy Weasley taught me that, in the end, no career is worth sacrificing your family. Sybill Trelawney taught me that you cannot change the past, only the future. Lavender Brown taught me that physical relationships only last for so long. Peter Pettigrew taught me that rats do not make good friends. I would like to add, that Peter was loyal when he was their true friend. And he wasn’t always bad. Maybe, if they had actually cared enough to save him, he wouldn’t have died. And he did have remorse, in the end. And maybe they wouldn’t hate him. Because they were best friends, and no matter what he did, that doesn’t mean they can change the past. He didn’t want to kill them. Remember that. Nicholas Flamel taught me that to the well-prepared mind, death is but the next great adventure. Minerva McGonagall taught me that a good cause is worth fighting for at any age. Hedwig taught me that the love we have for our pets is very real. Lord Voldemort taught me that a life without love is barely living. J. K. Rowling taught me that the stories we love will always be with us. Gryffindor: 1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed. 2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of idiocy. 3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time. 4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold. 5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass. 6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!! 7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck. 8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary. 9. Gryffindors are attention whores. Slytherin: 1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are. 2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin. 3. Go ahead, be a little naughty. 4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons. 5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool). 6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is). 7. Why be normal? Or good? 8. We're future Death Eaters. Deal with it. 9. Slytherin means never having to say you're sorry. 10. Seriously evil wizard coming through. 11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. 12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk. 13. Voldemort needs prision bitches. 14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies. 15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince. 16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along. 17. Don't hate us beacuse we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything. 18. Never wound what can kill you. Hufflepuff: 1. I'm planning your death but in a happy way. 2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you. 3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff. 4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck. 5. You think we're nice? That's cute... 6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice. 7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville. 8. Hufflepuff: We'll kill you with smiles and rainbows. 9. Hufflepuffs kick ass too. 10. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house. 11. Hufflepuffs know how to party. 12. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more? 13. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much. 14. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders. Ravenclaw: 1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish. 2. A room without books is like a body without a soul. 3. I can kill you with my brain. 4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid. 5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is). 6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am eligible to boast about my intellegence level in your face. 7. Ravenclaw: beacuse we know every insult in the book. 8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth. 9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated. 10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to b kissed e sarcastic. 11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just stupid. In Remembrance …In Remembrance to Severus Snape…. ….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… . ..without all the red and gold crap. …In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… … And will loyally await his soul mate and brother… … with many jokes… ...he's got forever to think of them, right? …In Remembrance to Dobby… …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans. ….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…. ...the last real Marauderer... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….a incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf. ….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora. …In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the crap out of some kids too. …In Remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle/Voldemort…. …who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger… …but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end …In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… …whose past and wisdom confused us… …whose seeming betrayal shocked us… …but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end... ...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing. In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange… … because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! She deserved everything she got and more. …In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry. …In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry's actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring ...In Remembrance to Sirius Black... ...Who never got to walk free... ...Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year... ...And who had to get killed by a curtain. Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is. Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’. Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever. Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while. Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her. Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’. Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy. Draco Malfoy … disagrees. Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand. Ron Weasley … is very afraid. Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much. Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat. Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out. George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry. Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter. James Potter … doesn’t believe her. Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’. Sirius Black … killed by drapery. Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences. Bellatrix Black … is 'quietly' going insane. Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush. Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’. Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence. Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff. Slytherins … will push someone else off. Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase. Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad. FRIENDS: Knock before entering your home. BEST FRIENDS: Walk in, put their stuff up and collapse on the couch screaming, "I'M HOME!!!!!!" FRIENDS: Borrow your clothes and return them. BEST FRIENDS: Borrow your clothes and keep them for so long, they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: Would read then ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!! QUOTES -I don't suffer insanity, I enjoy every minute if it. -if idiots could fly, this pleace would an airport -some people ask if the glass is half full, some ask if it's half empty...I ask are ya drinking that? - go to heaven for the climate and Hell for the company. -Heaven won't accet me and Hell is scared I'll take over...I'm screwed. |
In Strolls The Bossman by JackiLeigh reviews
Family Ties by BarbaraKaterina reviews
Ball of Sunshine by onigiriri reviews
Second chances by FlameXFullmetal reviews
Veränderung by storiewriter reviews
A gift from above by black angel in love reviews
My big secret by iansomerhalderfanforever reviews
Taking Care of Callen by justdreaming-83 reviews
Percy and the Ghost King of Summers High by Takara Phoenix reviews
True Potential by DryBonesKing reviews
Shadows of the Season: Suits 100 One Shot Collection by McGeeklover reviews
A Life Worth Living by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
A Shadow's Touch by Unsung-Knight reviews
A Thousand Words by Ailee17 reviews
The Beguile and Devotion of a Black Heir by StarLight Massacre reviews
New Beginning by HiddenCoffee reviews
Naruto: Wielder of Nuibari by Greg1234567 reviews
The Losers (Rewrite) by Dragon6 reviews
Embracing His True Self by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Mending What Was Broken by tainted-tash reviews
A Naruto's Tail by Shinningstar1998 reviews
The Children Are Our Future by Callisto-HK reviews
Little Dragon by FCTSyndrome reviews
Second Chance by GwendolynStacy reviews
Of Lies and Deceit and Hidden Personas by Jessiikaa15 reviews
The Big Bad by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Melting Point by KellyKatt19 reviews
The Alphas of Percy Jackson by Takara Phoenix reviews
His Mask by Sea Goddess Michiru reviews
RimFire by Nightmare-Taichou reviews
Angel On Board by JackiLeigh reviews
I'm Coming Home by Squiggle.giggle reviews
Not While I'm Around Revised by Ammie Hawk reviews
My Big Baby Brother by Ammie Hawk reviews
Good Run of Bad Luck by Ammie Hawk reviews
Beating the odds by LioSky reviews
Twist of Fate by Lightning-Shaped-Scars reviews
A Family of Foxes & Snakes: Rewind! by Dragon6 reviews
What Now? by befoulmetalroosa reviews
Edward A Krats by Sierra Wood reviews
Tony Stark's Heart by angryfox reviews
Kaeru by Ann O'Neem reviews
When I'm Gone by ShyReader21 reviews
Son of the Moon by TheSilverboar reviews
Of Silver Linings and Blue Yonder by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Tugging Sleeves by Windschild8178 reviews
What's wrong? by Wait.I.KNOW.YOU reviews
Flirting Like a Pro by Takara Phoenix reviews
My Eternity by LuanRina reviews
Newborn by Ilerre reviews
Celebrities? by BlaireZ16K reviews
The Quileutes Chronicles Love by Quileutepack.Seth16 reviews
The Cop and The Con Series by JackiLeigh reviews
Masks by Tie-dyed Trickster reviews
Sunshine Child by KellyKatt19 reviews
The Diadone Method by m0untainc1imber reviews
Chronicles of Naruto Hatake by brooklity reviews
I Wish by Eiliyx94 reviews
History's Tale by dewa95 reviews
Prongslet's Den by Kitty-on-CRACK reviews
Naruto the Kitsune by Pencyke reviews
Prince of The Night by dragonflydart reviews
Follow You Down That Road by RosaLui reviews
Complete us by Cameron Reese Slytherin reviews
Rescue Me by Ammie Hawk reviews
Tears of confession by kurenohikari reviews
Never Good Enough by crematosis reviews
Flaming Silhouettes by DayLightDove reviews
Married to My Boss: Revised by Usami-Sensei reviews
Hurricane Suite by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Twisted by Jessarie reviews
The Darkness Within by mykkila09 reviews
Never Betray A Fox by Aileen Dickinson reviews
Prince Consort by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
When Naruto Met Sasuke by mickeylover303 reviews
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Your case, not ours by Leigh59 reviews
The Blessing by meguminiwa reviews
Unwanted Bonds by CelticKitsune reviews
Time Traveler: Victorian Age by HeysU reviews
I Was Under The Impression by Vanex reviews
Of Darkening Souls by LadyBlack3 reviews
It's all in the Cards by ss250 reviews
Field Of View TakaKuro by Fallen707 reviews
Birds Don't Just Fly (We Fall Down and Get Back Up) by Yersina reviews
Avengers: A Deal with the Devil by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Battle Scars by JENTWCSINYFAN2 reviews
Past and Future Happiness by Scififan33 reviews
The Man Who Outshone the Sun by vuv-bug reviews
A New Life by Hana Riqa-chan reviews
That's not Good by NikkiCross reviews
Confession by Scandinavian Sensation reviews
The Unwanted One by Amyria reviews
The Yajuu Sannin by Shredjeep777 reviews
The Uchiha Family by pietaker reviews
Welcome to LA by Rasengan22 reviews
Surprise of a Lifetime by KTT2123 reviews
The Mirage Blade Fox by The Howling Behemoth reviews
Let No One Think I Gave In by Karai III reviews
Chores for Love by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
Unexpected Outcome by Valasca reviews
Grief and Funeral by Bells Radiant Arabian Nights reviews
The Spell is Broken: Memories Return by 96flowers reviews
Unsealing Legacy by Forlorn Story Teller reviews
All Started With A Smell by o0Black-Sand0o reviews
Naruto: Being the Messenger by YenGirl reviews
Gregory Malfoy by slayer of destiny reviews
A Pair of Peculiar Professors by Takara Phoenix reviews
Surprise, Surpise by Emily Rai reviews
I Want Everything Between by tony-luvv reviews
Eyes Like Mine by Spunky0ne reviews
Paper King by Spunky0ne reviews
In a world of quirks by bluelove22 reviews
Unexpected developments by slayer of destiny reviews
The Seldom Seen Kid by Lazycatgirl reviews
It's Never Good by kensi54382 reviews
SlickBit by crematosis reviews
Monday Mornings by CelestialHeavens1 reviews
The Slytherin Champion by slayer of destiny reviews
Mambo Italiano by ChibiChump13 reviews
Tough Love by Rasengan22 reviews
This is Love, This is Not Treason by AnimeMerodi reviews
Doctor DiNozzo by JackiLeigh reviews
Buried in your Love by Spunky0ne reviews
Harry Potter : The Lonely Prodigy by Emerald Lylythia reviews
Naruto's Comfort and Sasuke's tears by Katieskittles reviews
Gray Skies by otakufire1028 reviews
Immortal Guardian by silvermaiden19 reviews
The Witness by Prynne reviews
Never Come Back Home by Lomonaaeren reviews
The Real Naruto Uzumaki by InevitablyM3 reviews
Mischief and Courting by slayer of destiny reviews
Caring For You by slayer of destiny reviews
Rise of Namikaze Naruto by Zukara reviews
Ill-Made Man by Lomonaaeren reviews
The Last Empty Chair by Takara Phoenix reviews
Birthright by Ocean's Fury reviews
Its Your Turn To Be Happy! by breXanime reviews
A Family of My Own by Fire-Wolf Warrior reviews
Konoha's Dream Team by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Plutchik by spellmugwump97 reviews
THE RULES by slayer of destiny reviews
Enough by unilocular reviews
Maknae Line Indulgence by SomewhatSassy reviews
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
An Unexpectedly White Christmas by Boy On Strings reviews
Get Lost by TheDeadGirlRisen reviews
Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
Heart and Soul by HashtagLEH reviews
The Trial by reviewgirl911 reviews
I Did Nothing by Secre reviews
Gratsu Drabbles by insideimasadrainbow reviews
Demons by KitsuneHound reviews
Explosions are Fun by sheltie reviews
McCalls Mistake by Sylvannas dotter reviews
Phoe's Rise of the Big, Brave, Tangled Dragons Tumblr Drabbles by Takara Phoenix reviews
Slytherin Courting by slayer of destiny reviews
Dead air- tony leaving by fan44 reviews
Because He Was Ours by StormScythe reviews
The Dark Triad by AstrisDreams reviews
Café Hidden In The Corner by Sirramoth reviews
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
The Last Straw by JackiLeigh reviews
Niflheim Academy by Araceil reviews
A Way Back To You by Aikawa-L801 reviews
All is Well That Ends Well by Bleeding-wing reviews
My Lord! by Minkey222 reviews
Karasuno's Trip to the Hospital XD by Acia Granger reviews
Harry Potter and the Toads Mistake by Luna-sss reviews
Stranger in a Familiar Land by MerrickBelle reviews
Promises under the Moon by Lucifer666 reviews
Moon Waltz: The Guides by Drywaters08 reviews
As Long As You're Mine by Ammie Hawk reviews
A to Z of Anthony Stark by SupernaturalBaby4Life reviews
Lost Brother Found by kirallie reviews
Turning Tides by slayer of destiny reviews
My Milkshake Brings the Boys to the Yard by Takara Phoenix reviews
The Eclipse of Kuroko Tetsuya by Forlorn Story Teller reviews
If He's Anything Like Me by Ammie Hawk reviews
Silent Guardians by FallenQueen2 reviews
Hurry Home by Ammie Hawk reviews
Duo's Family by Ammie Hawk reviews
McWhyNot by findinghero reviews
Work Release by Wyrtha reviews
Here Kitty, Kitty by crematosis reviews
Son of the Underworld by ncalkins reviews
Selective Ignorance by Boudicca1 reviews
Changes of Fate by slayer of destiny reviews
I am Iron Man by Airbrushed reviews
Hollow by CTtheOrangeNinja reviews
Angel of Mine by VanitasRyuzaki reviews
Love Me for Thirty Days by Mozu The Mochi reviews
Happy Days are Here Again by Wingless Swan reviews
Going Back To hell by Night Riders reviews
Mini ninjas by inuhirnoess777 reviews
Rifts by Kiranumbra reviews
Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Brothers in all but Blood by toorealreality reviews
Courting a Malfoy by slayer of destiny reviews
A Place to Call Home by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
Trapped in Dim Lights by Yoruhime-san reviews
Awkward Love by cjalabrat4 reviews
Never Leave Me! by Know it all hermione reviews
Harry Parthenopaeus by MsParthenopaeus reviews
Not Your Puppet by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Willing by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
For My Friend by Hairi Esh Mooncake reviews
My Queen by twistedtalesofdarkness reviews
Hadrian Lokison by SoneaKyraliana reviews
A week alone by FandomCoffee reviews
Tanya by crematosis reviews
A Chance at Love by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
Sunny Side Up by Peisis reviews
I'll be okay, right? by Lexanye Thunder-Black reviews
We Are All We Are by Takara Phoenix reviews
Family by Cubismus reviews
I Don't Hurt With You by Stixer111 reviews
Corvus: The Raven Constellation by Demonic-Slytherin224 reviews
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Spread Your Wings by RealityXIllusion reviews
Saving Grace by monkeygirl77 reviews
Strength in Weakness by Littleforest reviews
Degrees of Love and Forgiveness by 2hearts1soul reviews
The Flower of Gardenia by EvilAngelofHeavenandHell reviews
The Swing at the Park by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
The Two Hyūga Prodigies by sagemodebeast reviews
I Wanted to Say This by Kerosene Stevens reviews
And If I Stand Next to You by restfulsky5 reviews
Shadow of the Dragon by UnderlandFox-0 reviews
Dance With Me by AriesDanger24 reviews
The Pied Piper of Konoha by Egusi Soup reviews
Fissures of Thirteen by Shadow Spirit Dragon-Wolf reviews
Map of Scars by Faithfulpurelight reviews
How can I forgive you by shadowflaymenyght reviews
VK: Truth or Dare by DiamondGurl01 reviews
Power of Three by RarityInBloom reviews
Itachi's Apprentice by hinatasgreatestfan reviews
The Fox and The Crow by Egusi Soup reviews
Son of the Sea God by Sassenach082 reviews
Secrets Discovered by AsSafeAsSnape reviews
The Monster Fighters by Dayja reviews
Seeking each other by slayer of destiny reviews
Mirror Shards by Shiyaki reviews
Silver Tongue by Shadow Hidden By The Moon reviews
Just Try Me by Mgrover reviews
Big Changes! by PhantomTuna99 reviews
Never Leave by AwesomeBlackStar16 reviews
just as important by djpes reviews
Misconceptions by HollyStone73 reviews
learning to love by hheartaches reviews
Truth or Dare gone Right! by death's little sis1 reviews
A Day in the Life: Drarry Oneshots by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Zero In Night Class by Shoddymonster reviews
Mama Stiles by Kindred01 reviews
Ice Cubes by FeastofDeath reviews
Second chances by slayer of destiny reviews
Uzumaki-Namikaze Prodigy: Book 1 by Lightningstorm9 reviews
NCIS: In the Eye of the Beholder by azraelrevisited reviews
Winning the Battles but not the War by happygolucky27 reviews
In Stitches by A. Zap reviews
Orion Zabini Potter by slayer of destiny reviews
Orion Zabini Potter, Christmas One Shot by slayer of destiny reviews
First Christmas by Takara Phoenix reviews
Change For The Better by HarperC23 reviews
Within Doors by Lomonaaeren reviews
Marshmallow Kisses by Takara Phoenix reviews
Home For the Holidays by Takara Phoenix reviews
Shopping for the Family by Takara Phoenix reviews
Lost at the Mall by Takara Phoenix reviews
A Personal Mask by Yukio Mustang reviews
Prince in Peril by Takara Phoenix reviews
Flowers for Winter by Takara Phoenix reviews
Papa, Acchan, and Me by VitameatavegaminGirl reviews
Gifts of Day and Night by Lomonaaeren reviews
Tsukishima Household: Verbs 101 by balladofasadcafe reviews
Out of the Darkness by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Christmas in Space by Takara Phoenix reviews
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Movie Marathon Mayhem by Takara Phoenix reviews
An Alpha's Chance by slayer of destiny reviews
Pack by FallenQueen2 reviews
The Darkest Shadow by Raiju Tsuiga reviews
A Dark Mark Wouldn't Match her Pink Cardie by GIRL IN STORY reviews
A Father's Love by Alchemyandpenguinsledding reviews
The Guardian of Thanksgiving by Takara Phoenix reviews
A Rukon Dog's Dream: or was it? by Spunky0ne reviews
It gets better sometimes by stormbringer94 reviews
Threads by RozalinaAlexandra reviews
Family Matters by theb3arjew reviews
One Soul, But Never Alone by Spunky0ne reviews
The A and O of Love by Takara Phoenix reviews
Hidden Truth by EpicJamsandwich reviews
Punishing the Thunderer by Takara Phoenix reviews
Eclipsed Sun by LilyPhantomhive01 reviews
Protector by T4L3R reviews
Alpha by uoduck reviews
The Fall by Nicciomimi96 reviews
Team 7 - Always by HeIsMySalvation reviews
Transience of Life by xxxKaixxx reviews
Harmonized Amalgamation by IMySpyEye reviews
Veela mates by slayer of destiny reviews
Wuthering Hills by slayer of destiny reviews
Karasuno's Little Sister by Mama May-Eye reviews
Miss P by Zanchev reviews
Vignettes by TehKusoGaki reviews
Overseas by FlyAndDontLookBack reviews
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews
Break Down by Ro Noble reviews
Samuel Aaron Snape by AliceEstherBorden reviews
Questions and Coffee by The Seven of Us reviews
Laughter is the Best Medicine by The Seven of Us reviews
Dance Alone by chocoholicannanymous reviews
The Night and Days of Kurt: Finale by GleekShip reviews
Pain! on Ice by Evanlyn Winter reviews
That Number Ten by FruitPastilles reviews
A Home To Belong by Love332 reviews
Watching of Champions by Wild Birdie reviews
Starcrossed Lovers by Takara Phoenix reviews
Pieces Of My Heart by BleedingShadesOfAURA reviews
Smash Hit by TehKusoGaki reviews
Meant to be by slayer of destiny reviews
Two Owls and their Warlock by Takara Phoenix reviews
Mistaken Identity by letitbelove93 reviews
Even Demons Can Love by Evanlyn Winter reviews
No Ducktails or DuckTales by Takara Phoenix reviews
I Don't Want to be Alone Anymore by animegeek220 reviews
Broken Glass by FanficFixation reviews
To Sad To Tell by Ecila of Wonderland reviews
Legend of the Silver Flame by Rose Of Damned reviews
The Phantom King by Jezmaiya reviews
Never Surrender by FlamMabel reviews
Working Together by Bells Radiant Arabian Nights reviews
The Promise by yoli ravioli reviews
Giving up control by NeUmA.S.J reviews
And you transform into a picture Inside of me by NeUmA.S.J reviews
The New Babysitter by pikachumomma reviews
Strength of Mind by theslytherinpaladin reviews
My Ninja Way by Teriel reviews
The Banished Hero by basketball lover99 reviews
Flames To Dust by TheSorcerersMedallions reviews
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Can I Come Back? by HailsTG28 reviews
Afterglow of Victory by Takara Phoenix reviews
Apparent Shadow, Hidden Light by cywsaphyre reviews
Of Strangers and Friends by cywsaphyre reviews
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
Little Harry by ClaireMalfoy20 reviews
The Hunter and the Wizard by slayer of destiny reviews
The Best Things in the World Must be Felt with the Heart by so lost so broken reviews
By His Own Rules by Lady-Giovanna-Potter-Malfoy reviews
FBI Pack by slayer of destiny reviews
(No) Pun Intended by Raining Sky Guy reviews
Nuts & Bolts by Fizzydrink101 reviews
Too Deep by SpecialAgentLeonie reviews
Learning to Fly With a Broken Wing by BeyondTheClouds777 reviews
Duty and Pleasure by Krynnalexia reviews
Iron Heart by Firecracker27 reviews
You Complete Me by Lady-Giovanna-Potter-Malfoy reviews
Actions Now by slayer of destiny reviews
Malfunction by Jet44 reviews
Lost Soul by ItsDxrkInside reviews
Secrets Unheard by Joy Goldenpine reviews
Blood Doesn't Make Family by MusicDefinesUsAll reviews
Sweet Child of Mine by crematosis reviews
The Lion's Pride by Takara Phoenix reviews
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
Wrong Life by EllisLuie reviews
Passageways by jerrway69 reviews
Neverland by TheNameIsWatson reviews
The Unknown Variable by BannerOfStark reviews
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Façades That Hide Us by trillingness reviews
A Wizard Among Bats by geek179 reviews
Mornings by SevenRenny reviews
Den des Chasseurs by Booklover0318 reviews
Demons by tolbean reviews
Orphaned Once More by Mulderette reviews
Too Late To Apologise by Deadly Whirlpool reviews
Blood Secrets by SykoShadowRose reviews
Freefall by langelos reviews
Carlisle's Secret: The Lost Cullen by ProngsPotter22 reviews
A Fool's Gold by PlaySetQ reviews
Like a Lightning Bolt by Lucison reviews
Khal's Consort by Enduring Time reviews
Feel no more by wizardsunlimited reviews
Uncle Ichigo by crazyfan17 reviews
Daddy Cross by WeirdBlackCat reviews
Saved By Love by AZCatmom reviews
See you again by ZeroKuran03 reviews
Nothing by a-selkies-tale reviews
Looking After You by slayer of destiny reviews
Owari Watashi no Yarikata by SupernaturalHearts reviews
The Fragile Phantom by Kelandry5 reviews
Realisations by BlackPepper3964 reviews
Sudden Changes (re-write) by Dark-Shadow-Soul-Stealer reviews
The Try Guys try to know Eugene by ALL-OF-THE-FEELS reviews
Unravelled by KawaiiKitsuneGirl reviews
Facade by HoneyCaramel reviews
Never Yours by rainingWolf reviews
I'm No Hero by XxXxDarkVampirexXxX reviews
I Wish That I Could Have Protected You And Your Brother by sctwilightvampwolfgal reviews
Shattered Spirits by kayspaz15 reviews
Musical Companion by Thinking-Of-A-Dream reviews
Catch me when I fall by 6Darkest6Angel6 reviews
Brothers by Daygon Yuuki reviews
Why Indeed by Poet Wroet reviews
Too Late by SehunsBae37 reviews
Jealousy by Crimson613 reviews
All Too Well by Doubletheweiird reviews
Black Hearted Warrior by Izzybella12 reviews
Salvation Is Red by Kelandry5 reviews
Haunting Ghosts of A Forgotten Memory by XxEviXkittenxX reviews
Control Me by Lis123 reviews
Pulling a dinghy filled with hope by Leigh59 reviews
Arthur's secret boyfriend by weepingelm reviews
Habits and Trust (One-shot) by retiredaccount2225 reviews
A Friend Like None Other by pumpkinmoose22 reviews
Hinata's dog teeth by RedSpikedFury
To Love What We Broke by Kelandry5 reviews
A Chance To Be Better by Slipstream77 reviews
Sand Castles by Ice Queen1 reviews
Prince of the Black Ice by HanakoAkibara1 reviews
Maschera di Ferro by Lady Seraph reviews
RIG VEDA by natanije reviews
Head Above the Water by Faisalliot reviews
Points and Morale (One-shot) by retiredaccount2225 reviews
Save me by ToastyMarshie reviews
Falling by wolfypuppypiles reviews
Thorns and Roses by qian101 reviews
To Kill Satan by Kikwoka reviews
Meet Uncle John by kirallie reviews
The Power to Heal and Destroy by Phoenixsun reviews
A Matter of Vocabulary by Kalira69 reviews
He Who Laughs Last, Laughs Loudest by MercenaryGrax reviews
The Truth by Ammie Hawk reviews
Lose Yourself in Me by DragonofFernweh reviews
Pieces by Meowshmallowx reviews
It's a Promise by belncaz reviews
Unexpected by angsty-masochist reviews
Coming Home by wolfypuppypiles reviews
Burning Blood by AKA Gecko reviews
Truth by juliasejanus reviews
Staying Quiet by the meow of vortex reviews
Keep Marching On by Lieselot reviews
Rivalry by OfficialYamaYama reviews
Cat's In The Cradle by trostrowski3 reviews
Like Unto Tears by HMS Siren reviews
Tales of Black Wings by Chris Emrys reviews
Life of a Spy by X4uth0r reviews
I Don't Want You to Die by MilesAboveFantasy reviews
Return To Innocence by Krynnalexia reviews
A wizarding family by tecachan reviews
This time around by Daygon Yuuki reviews
Palm Strike by Lector Dominion reviews
Adopted Son Of Hades by PerseusJFAN1016 reviews
The Truth isn't What You Think by ChaoticNightofFlames reviews
Indifferent by Amethystfairy1 reviews
A Triumph by twuewuv reviews
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
Hidden Emotion by ArcticWolf014 reviews
Ao No Exorcist - Stuck by PoisionedNightshade reviews
An Unexpected Surprise by TRUMAN'S SHELL reviews
Family Dealing by kirallie reviews
That's Not My Name by Ameliamelia reviews
Ambitions by Daygon Yuuki reviews
Pocky Practice by Fire Bear1 reviews
Karma by white pedal reviews
Calling His Bluff by sailor silvimoon reviews
Master by Daygon Yuuki reviews
Boy Toy and Sugar Daddy by slayer of destiny reviews
Alternative Futures Rewritten by lolliipxps reviews
Love comfort by slayer of destiny reviews
Anomaly by asakuracchi reviews
Some Kind of Barista by OpheliaOtterage reviews
Assessment task Romance by BabyMoana reviews
Winter Knight by Spunky0ne reviews
Our Sickly Prince by SpaceCadetCollins reviews
Family Ties by Nonsense-Nosense reviews
Deafening Silence by SquaredCircles reviews
Naruto: Underneath the Underneath by Jiraiya's Lost Student reviews
Reborn by Maylen reviews
Destruction by Female-Fighter reviews
I'm Sorry, my Son by Raiju Tsuiga reviews
Nostalgia by Yaoi Slaying Queen reviews
Fire burns twice by loosingletters reviews
depressed stiles by wolfstar4ever reviews
A Military Man by Writer of olde reviews
Return to Phantomhive Manor by YenGirl reviews
A Life Less Ordinary by unilocular reviews
Solitude's Light by blue-bunnycat reviews
2ND CHILDHOOD by Jemlela reviews
Redirecting Fate by langelos reviews
Family Issues by ParadigmShift26 reviews
Kiss Me Like You Want To Be Loved by ieatmyfeelings reviews
Time To Move On by wereleopard reviews
With You (Always) by sctwilightvampwolfgal reviews
New Twilight by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Mine by HatterSaz reviews
Merry Christmas by KotyonokGriffin reviews