'He became a constant, like a tacky piece of furniture that cluttered up the corner and didn't match the rug. But it was familar and, like the actual tacky chair in the corner, she got used to him.' Rita/Raven, oh yeah. Rated for language.

A collection of one-shots exploring Rita, Raven, and Rita and Raven. Rated for language.

Of mages and old men, and only one of each.

'Hormones be damned...' Miyamura can't always make sense of his Hori-san, with her wild swings from violence to kindness. But would he really have her any other way? Oneshot.

Miyamura had many reasons for his piercings. He liked earrings and lip rings. He liked how cool they seemed. He thought that it would look nice. He thought that it was a good conversation starter. So many reasons... but if he were completely honest with himself, he thought it was a better alternative.

He does many things he refuses to name by their proper definitions. But then, words were never his thing, anyway. – Gajeel/Levy, denial isn't just a river in Egypt and all that; a collection of interconnected one-shots.

Rita/Raven; for the lover100 challenge on Livejournal! A bag of colorful beansized drabbles and short stories for the Rita/Raven lover. Varying genres and ratings; 9 out of 100 posted. Nine: "Snitch."

Noel and Ragna find themselves playing hide-and-seek with a Kaka suffering from a severe case of boredom. Reluctant? Yes, yes they are. Annoyed? Yes, it was bound to happen. Lesson: If you don't play fair, the usually carefree and innocent kaka can become a lot more manipulative than she looks. Two-Shot.

Rukia gives 99 reasons why a relationship between them would never work. Ichigo has an answer for every one.

My interpretation of the story of Braska, Jecht and Auron's pilgrimage ten years prior to the events of Final Fantasy X.

Lily calls him a compulsive hoarder. And so what if he is? – Gajeel/Levy, Pantherlily.

She braces herself for a new day of waiting - for her dreams of nightmares to pass by.

...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another

He wants to pepper her face and neck and shoulders with kisses, light as butterflies. He wants to curl his hand snugly around her waist and breathe her in. He wants, more and more. -Yoh, Haruna, and fluff. T for Yoh, who genteelly pervs in secret.

Uzumaki Kushina had a problem. And that problem was that she wanted to screw Namikaze Minato every which way that was possible. She was also willing to attempt ways that were anatomically impossible. --MinaKushi, and discussions that go nowhere. Maybe.

Kushina honestly didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or go after the little Uchiha brat and his family with a chakra-infused frying pan. --chibi!Naruto asks why his parents aren't married. Rated for coarse language and adult situations. Kind of.

He’s been a naughty boy, he knows, but that’s okay. The most his mom will do is take away his TV privileges for, like, five minutes or something, and his dad…well, his dad is kind of locked in a bathroom right now. --Family drama and chibi!Naruto, oh my!

Life would indeed be quieter without her around, but he perversely finds the silence deafening. -Naoki, and twenty-five things about him. Spoilers through the end of the series. Slightly edited because the author a. knows better now; and b. ought to be hit over the head with a shovel for abuse of commas and adverbs.

Asaoka can make any girl happy, because girls are easy to please. Mami is a bit harder to read than most, but he is confident in his abilities.

Yoh finally realizes his feelings for Haruna and thinks about why he loves her so much. SPOILERS for vol. 6. Oneshot. Short fic.

[Oneshot] Because we all know Vegeta would never cut his hair. Fluff