I like to Lol and try will try not to use Singlish when writing. Lols. I'm Singaporean in case you are dumb.

About my picture, now it is a result of splicing a Cubone with a Cradily and putting Kabutops's claw so that it looks like its holding a scythe, credits goes to my brother who gave me the idea of giving it a scythe that makes it look nicer.

I like to (insert synonym for put) brackets like that. Lols. I'm Singaporean in case you are dumb.

About my picture, now it is a result of splicing a Cubone, so what? Nothing wrong... Right? (Crickets chirp)

My internet drives me nuts, everytime I try to do something (like updating this (forbidden word)ing profile) I'll lose the internet connection. Maybe I can do a Legend of Zelda fanfic. There is a 95% chance that this update will fail due to internet connection being lost. Yay it didn't do anything dumb.

Little more about me: I'm dangerous if I get seriously annoyed and show it. I rarely show my annoyance so consider my classmates lucky or everyone of them will lose their chance of losing their (victini minus ctini plus rginity) to a girl. You guys are lucky cuz I said so. Why I said so? Because I can't kill you over the Internet.

Even more about me: Besides being 99% jerk to anyone that I know well, 1% of me is good to people I pity, too bad I'm a jerk and rarely pity anyone. Pity, oh the irony. Lols.

A tinier bit more about me: Sharpedoes (-shar-esphile) would like to read this, especially (synonym for happy)s you will not get any more info about me until I feel like it. (looks like I crossed my fingers for like.) Lols.

Failed, I suck no joke now, never update for so long... I KNOW i suck, no joke. I suck 2401!

I like to slack, I bet nobody reads my stories if not they can't be bothered to review or do anything, wish I could see how many people actually read my stories, but I don't care no more.

Favourite phrases/words

2401

Lols

screw

epic randomness

epic

random

not joking

no joke

pwns

stuff like that

asdfjkl;

qwerty

BOOM! (in a high-pitched sissy voice)

and stuff

Okay, I never knew there were so many Luigi fans out there, seriously, not joking.

Just want to state a few things:

1) L may be real 2401, doesn't mean he's any stronger than Mario 2401

2) Luigi is actually weaker than Mario in most games based on research, go figure.

3) Mario is the main character, that means he is technically the slacker where everything just happens to let him beat the bad guys.

4) What is your definition of strong? I mean like, is he stronger because he can jump higher than Mario? Is he stronger because he is better than Mario in Super Smash Bros.? Is he stronger because he can carry a Poltergust 3000 while Mario never laid a finger on it? Is he stronger because someone very good at convincing people convinced you that Luigi is stronger than Mario? Is he stronger because he is taller than Mario? Is he stronger just because you think so? Is he stronger because everyone else thinks he is strong? Is he stronger because he usually is the second player? I'll leave you to think about it, do some research, if you ask me, Nintendo made it fair and square, you'll need both Mario and Luigi, that's why they made M&L RPGs. Either that or Mario and Luigi are the same, just that Luigi is green and Mario is red.

5) Luigi is cowardly and taller than Mario, Mario is brave but shorter than Luigi.

6) Mario saves Luigi most of the time.

7) But Luigi is more awesome because he can go underground whereas Mario can shrink.

Things that I swore never to do in Pokemon:

1) Hack (as in use cheat codes and savs)

2) Use a spam of pure Fire-type Pokemon

3) Like a Dragon-type Pokemon

4) Hate using Electric-types and Water/Ground-types

5) Like Pikachu

6) Say that the TV show rocks

7) Say that the game is dumb

8) Say anything about the comic

9) Break my swear and do any one of the above

Sorry to all people who like Parastik (even though I think there are none), but I'm about to discontinueit, if you want to use the idea pm me, I'll happily let you use the idea. Don't give me credit if you use the idea, just send me the link.

Eh-Be-Normality Quiz

Q: School Work=

a. Fun

b. Entertainment

c. Torture

d. All of the above

Q: Sundae tastes good with

a. Banana

b. Cat

c. Alternative meaning of Cat and Banana

d. Antimatter of Sundae

Q: I am a

a. Female

b. Male

c. Homo

d. Alien

Q: I think Pokemon is

a. Awesome

b. Boring

c. Cool

d. Pokemon

If mostly

a. You are (from my point of view) normal

b. You are (from my point of view) also normal

c. You are (from my point of view) Eh-Be-Normal but it doesn't really matter.

d. You are either cheating or put d. for everything and got it correct, you are Eh-Be-Normally lucky.

If tied then you suck.

We are humans, but does anyone actually wonder why we ae humans? If you did wonder why before, copy this and paste this into your profile.

I'm sorry, sorry that I am utterly weak as you consider me.

I'm sorry that I appear in spams in almost every body of water and waste your Pokemon's PP.

I'm sorry that I don't give your Pokemon enough experience points when I faint.

I'm sorry that I take so long to train.

I'm sorry that I am a waste of your Pokeballs when you caught me when you are starting out your game.

I'm sorry if I have ever caused someone's Pokemon from fainting due to poison.

I'm sorry, but does that make me useless crap?

Does being the most useless Pokemon as I have been progrrammed to be give you the right to call me Magicrap?

Have you ever thought about my evolved form? How you struggled to beat Gary's Gyrados in FireRed or LeafGreen?

Have you ever thought that even though I'm a Pokemon, I still have feelings?

Has it ever occured to you that I can survive in almost any type of water as long as there is enough space for me to swim?

I do apologize for being an utter waste of your time, but are you sorry? Sorry that I am not in Unova?

How difficult is life to train weak Pokemon in the water now that Basculin has taken my place as the spam in water?

-If you think Magikarp deserves its rights as a Pokemon and not some dummy to be insulted, copy this and paste this into your profile. Remember to keep happy and keep 'Lol'ing.

MARIO MEETS HIS MATCH IS DONE 2401!!! So happy lols.

Working on nothing now, I know I'm not good, hence my pen name. Maybe start on Mario Meets his Match sequel.
Date: 05/09/2011

Have done first chapter for sequel to Mario Meets his Match. Given up on Parastik.
Date: 06/09/2011

Finally I upload something. I scream "pedophilic procrastination and necrophilia!" Kids, don't search the first and last words of that phrase or you will be screaming mummy.
Date: 18/11/2011

I just noticed my time here in Singapore makes me one day ahead of most of you people out there. Like for most people who upload on Friday, I have to check at 10pm or so on Friday or early morning on Saturday for new chapters. (Yes, I usually don't log in (due to using FFm) so there is no point for me following any story or writer, I just use my phone and bookmark the author's profile page.) GMT, I hate you.

Yay I can hog the computer for 5 hours again! Now I plan to make a Earthbound fic with a new OC.
Date: 2/12/2011

Uploaded a new chap to Another PSI Boy but I just can't see why I seem to always upload chaps with so little words, I suck so bad.
Date: 13/2/2012

Yep, I changed my penname to Human Specimen for the randomness of it all and stuff... Anyways, uploading a story would be hard considering the fact that I have next to no time to write.
Date: 27/2/2012

New chapter for Yet Another Boy with PSI. I'm starting to think I need to introduce that yet another guy soon or I'll rage quit at building up the setting for the beginning. Oh, and it will be about time I start on Pokegladiators soon, so I might as well just use a random number generator to get the remaining Pokemon.
Date: 14/6/2012

LALALALA, I feel like eating zuchinni. PK Ground!
LALALALA, I would like to fire bottle rockets. PSI Teleport!
LALALALA, I am going crazy with randomness. PEANUT BUTTER!

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