Suzanne was just minding her own business at the local diner when the dark haired stranger sat down at her booth and spilled his guts. - "She felt strangely protective of the vampire that had inserted himself into her life. Maybe it was the cliché tragic back story or their matching love of leather jackets, but Suzanne was going to see where this friendship took her."

Sixteen year old Sasuke Uchiha thought life was too routine...We get up, go to school,went to bed...And he was sick and tired of it, but when his father takes home a certain blonde kid... things suddenly started looking up for him. Theme may change. AU Read and Review!

Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.