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Hi, I love to read and write but every time i start a story i get bored or change it so much its not even my original story anymore. i am a typical california highschool girl that goes to a tiny highschool pop. 800 ish in Sacramento. i only have 1 true best friend but she sadly doesnt go to the same school as me :(. i have a chiwawa doxie mix dog that is very protective of me and 1 brother and one sister both younger than me. my parents are together but unmarried. i think i am either ocd or have way to much time on my hands because i LOVE making lists and remake them until they are perfect usually like 10 times. i LOVE Taylor Swift she is the funniest ,best person ever and the best singer ever if i could meet her i would die of exitement. she is so good at singing and writing songs. my favorite songs are Last Kiss (top), long live, innocent, your face, never grow up, haunted, breathe, you're not sorry, ours, and if this was a movie. of course they are all by Taylor Swift but i also like a few songs by Nickleback, Linkin park, Adele, Lady Antebellum, and Kelly Clarkson. those include rockstar, in the end, never going to be alone, far away, breaking the habit, already gone, because of you, someone like you, set fire to rain, just a kiss, need you now, our kind of love, and rolling in the deep. my favorite tv shows include( alot) family guy (top), secret life of an american teenager, 90210, preety little liars, the lying game, suburgatory, teen wolf, nine lives of chloe king, awkward, raising hope, running wilde, glee and lots of other shows like that. my favorite movie is titanic. my favorite books are twilight (of course), scrambled eggs at midnight, going to far, vampire academy, pretty little liars, forget you, the lying game, nine lives of chloe king, and the bean trees. i like to go swimming at the lake (at folsom lake) because it is just so warm. i am deathly afraid of bees or anything that can sting me ( i almost dropped my precius cell in the lake because a bee got in my path and i jumped into the lake. my favorite colours are red, ocean and sky blue and neon green. i hate to admit it but i sorta like neon pink Ewwww. i am semi popular if you count being on talking terms with the most popular people well the guy ones i was friends with in elementary school then in middle school we got into new friends so yeah but the girl i had science with so... and we talked during that period and said hi to each other in the halls. so yeah. i have never had a boyfriend thoughh many guys have asked for my number and stuff like that but i doubt any of them wanted a real relationship so... i think my most common words are um , so, and watever. my most common phrases are :"this is boring" and "i dont care" and now added to this list "get out of my room" and "leave me alone" (i have 2 annoying YOUNGER siblings). i eat alot but am still skinny (fast matabilism). i have an iq of 120 and have A, B grades and somehow cant get above a C in spanish. i was born and raised in sacramento but have a slight southern accent ( no clue how), my mom has one too also born and raised in california.i am totally and utterly in love with Jasper Witlock...gosh...and kinda like Emmett McCarty to 'blushes'. i dont like Edward AT ALL not really Jacob either but at least Taylor Lautner is hot unlike Robert Pattinson. Lets se ee what else do i have to say...uhm...my favorite animal is the rainbow lorikeet but they cost 600 dollars so i dont even have to ask my parents to know they'll say no. taccording to my dad im sorta vain and selfcentered and somehow allways bring a conversation back to being about me ( i totally dont do it on purpose its a subconcous thing) if i diidnt alredy say it im a TERRIBLE speller

Riddles:

1 - You are in a dark room with a match in your pocket. In the room with you is a fireplace, a lantern, and a gas stove. What do you light first?

2 - Read this question only one time, read carefully: You are driving a bus with 14 passengers. At the first stop 5 people get out, at the next stop 7 people get on. The next stop 1/2 the people get off, the next stop 4 people get back on. The last stop 1 person gets on. What is the name of the bus driver?

3 - What months have 28 days?

4 - I have three apples. I take one away. How many apples do I have left?

5 - A farmer had 17 sheep, all but 9 died. How many sheep does he have left?

6 - Do they have a 4th of July in England?

7 - Using any mathematical process, arrange four 9's so they equal 100. Use each 9 only once.

8 - Is it legal in Utah for a man to marry his widow's sister?

Answers:

1 - the match

2 - you

3 - all of them

4 - three apples

5 - 9 sheep

6 - yes

7 - 99 + 9/9 = 100

8 - the man is dead, so how does that work out?


sad story:

If you hate child abuse then please spread the word via this poem,

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight, my daddy

Murdered me.


A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
put this on your page if u hate racism.


Together We Stand: (property of ShadowManipulator7)

together we stand
alone and tall
we are abandoned and forgotten
behind this strong brick wall

it will not budge
no matter how much we try
we push and shove
and pray and cry

we know we will die
behind a monstrous stone
sealed in by their kiss
and together, we're alone

open the door for us
to the other side
somewhere bright, somewhere clean
where we cannot hide

but instead it is dark
horror, scary, evil and damp
something neither me, nor my friend
can understand and we can't-

comprehend why we
ended up here
we said our goodbyes
and hoped the future was clear

i cried as the stars
shown bright
this message in blood
my tears through the night.


Confusion: (property of ShadowManipulator7)

I feel like life is moving too fast lately . . .
Am I really doing what I want or not . . .
I hear the success of others around me . . .
Though, when will I get my shot . . .
Am I destined to be great . . .
Or will I die in a lonely, cold way . . .
My life is as quiet as a moths' wing . . .
And my tears form this new, rainy day . . .


Time passes.
Even when it seems impossible.
Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise.
It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does.
Even for me.


Can't even shout, can't even cry
The gentlemen are coming by
Looking in windows, knocking on doors
They need to take seven, and they might take yours.


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

You have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you always forget what you're about to say, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends groan whenever you talk about your current obsession copy and paste this into your profile with your obsession!

If you read other people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste, well, you know the drill...

If your weirdness scraes your imaginary friend, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever mixed a bunch of sodas together, add this to your profile

If you've ever watched a mvoe just to make fun of it, add this to your profile

If you've ever laughed at a corney joke that wasn't even funny, add this to your profile

If you are distracted by things that are shiny, add this to your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

My hair is kind of fluffy. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (I have done this a lot lol).

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you're aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Jonas Brothers said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that makes you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put up on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow 929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laphante, Gamergirlv,CamsGirl, MassieGurl,dakrazykat1030, ClaireBear0-0. Hippies Rule and Vampires too,rawr-x-10495

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As the title suggests, a collection of outtakes from THWTLAL. Contains spoilers, obviously. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That's Not What I Expected! by CarlieCullenBlack reviews
Jake sends Bella away in New Moon after he first phases and Quil finds her crying and upset. The two connect over the loss of their friend in an unexpected way. What will happen when someone unexpected returns to Bella's life alone & in need of a friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 138,327 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5891 - Favs: 6,456 - Follows: 2,340 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Next Generation: Family by CarlieCullenBlack reviews
Sequel to Next Generation-Together** Jake and Nessie are married now follow them on their journey as they take over the pack? Will the Volturi exact revenge for the lost guard? Will Em & Rose welcome a son or daughter? Continue the journey & find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,500 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 4002 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unloved Unwanted by content1 reviews
Abandoned by Edward and Jake, Bella runs away, right into the arms of danger and the Volturi. Can her new family help her heal? When the Cullens come back for her, which side will she choose, and who will win her heart in the end?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 249,519 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9529 - Favs: 8,817 - Follows: 5,807 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Intoxicating by Willow2883 reviews
The Volturi come to Forks to see that Bella has been changed, as promised. Jacob takes her to Harry's cabin in the mountains to keep her safe. Begins the night of Bella's graduation. Warning: Future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,986 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Jacob, Bella
Betrayal of the Vampire Kind by Stevie Maertens reviews
There is an accident and Bella's life is on the line leaving only one choice, to turn her. Guilt, abandonment and some crazy moments lead to an unlikely affair! LEMONS AND LANGUAGE ARE ADULT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,724 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Subtle Grace of Gravity by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Set in NM. Jacob is the last straw - Bella leaves Forks. Victoria finally makes her move. Tortured, broken and dying, Bella is left to meet her end, but instead finds her salvation. Gravity does strange things and pulls odd people together. Lem/Lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,274 - Reviews: 2517 - Favs: 3,352 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Coloring Outside the Lines by WinndSinger reviews
Yes, it's the sequel to Red Line, finally! Edward and his family are starting their new life in Wyoming and it will not be easy. Can Edward really leave his past behind him and start all over again, being a father, lover, and cowboy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 438,020 - Reviews: 7185 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 2,084 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Torn by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has liked Edward for years, but he's never even looked her way. Just when she gives up and begins to fall for one of his best friends, things change. AH, lots of angst, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,721 - Reviews: 3229 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella - Complete
Everything Unexpected by ladymae624 reviews
A twist on New Moon. Edward leaves Bella and she is devistated. For months she is completely numb until a Cullen comes back for her. How will they help her cope?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,421 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Obsess by BananaFannaFo reviews
"But I was trapped. Trapped to a man I no longer knew. A man that had become a monster just a few short months after reciting my vows, tying myself to him forever... And in love with a man that couldn't save me from this hell."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,734 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6997 - Favs: 10,713 - Follows: 3,300 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Victim of a Teenage Nobody by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual references
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,653 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Believe by Paradise in Me reviews
Alice and Jasper left on a trip after a vision of Bella's eighteenth birthday. However, what Alice never saw coming was a thousand times worse. Nominated for the "Everything's Bigger in Texas Awards". Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 70,760 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Extended Family THWTLAL spinoffsequel by Stephaniiie reviews
The spin-off/sequel of 'The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson'. Summary inside because of spoilers. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,904 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Jane
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Stripped by reagan o'connor reviews
Bella finds herself trapped in a bad relationship and takes off to start a new life. She finds work as an exotic dancer, and finds she must overcome many issues in order to build a new relationship with a new man, Edward Cullen. **ADULT THEMES** OOC, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 119,809 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pursue by BananaFannaFo reviews
Sequel to 'Obsess'. Bella thinks that she can finally settle down and live her life with Edward and their daughter. Her psycho ex husband, Jacob is behind bars, and they have nothing left to fear... or so she thought.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,861 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby Baby! by TeamTwilight26 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella and Edward get an unexpected surprise but Bella keeps it a secret. Will she tell Edward? And if she does tell him what will happen next? Really good! I promise you won't be disappointed! AWARD WINNING! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,041 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Abuse by TorpleKnope reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon,Bella married Jacob and had a daughter.He is abusive. What happens when Edward comes back and discovers their daughter? How will her existence affect the relationship between her and the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 69,791 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4513 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Floating in MidAir by Purple Cow Crayons reviews
Bella is Carlisle’s daughter. What happens when Edward starts to work with Carlisle? What happens when Edward walks in on Bella changing in the bathroom? What happens…. What happens….
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,595 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11745 - Favs: 8,826 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Trafficking by lmbrtvll reviews
After managing to escape her abusive father Bella thinks her life is going to get better, but it's not. She has been sold into slavery as an unwilling prostitute.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 113,019 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,807 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Coma by Stephaniiie reviews
Bella is in a coma because Edward wasn't there to save her from Tyler's van. Is it possible for a relationship to form while you are "asleep"? And, if so, what happens to that relationship when, and if, you wake? BXE. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,330 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forbidden Interference by Stephaniiie reviews
Edward leaves Bella pregnant in New Moon. When Alice finds out, she interferes in the way only Alice can. Was telling Edward a good idea? Was interfering in the first place even worth the trouble? Please R&R! HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,580 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Alice
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4268 - Favs: 4,219 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Naughty or Nice by Charming101 reviews
Written for the BritishBitches Smutvent Calendar. Bella, Edward, and Jasper live in the same house, but what happens when they fall in love? Lemon. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bella And Jasper Story by Mizz Twilight reviews
Bella/Jasper Edward/Alice Emmett/Rosalie If You Hate It Don’t Read It First Fanfic So Be Nice The Story starts at beginning of twilight but bella is a Punk Rocker Type
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Alice's Disorder by Eternally Dazzled reviews
Charlie gets the idea that Alice has an eating disorder. Poor Alice is forced to eat HUMAN FOOD and LOTS OF IT! Will he stop at nothing to help her with her "disorder"? ------- ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Forever Gone by KarateChess reviews
Jacob hurt Bella. He hurt her in the worst way. She is now faced with the choice-does she tell Edward what happened, or does she keep it from him to protect Jacob?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete