Hey, my name is--wait, why do you need to know? My age? A figure between 1 and 100. Take a guess. I live in Canada, but wasn't born there and don't plan to live here for the rest of my life. No offense to any Canadians out there; I love Canada!

As you might have noticed, I don't actually have any stories posted here. Might post some in the future but I've never gotten any free time to do so in the past.

A little more about me: I love sports. Soccer (football), basketball, and American football would be top 3. Soccer's the fave during the summer and basketball's the one during winter. Football is just whenever. Meh.
I play striker and forward positions in soccer, point/shooting guard in basketball, and running back (sometimes quarterback--darn you older grade people who don't let me start as QB) in American football.

Fave soccer teams -- International currently (I don't have a permanent): Germany and Argentina. There are others too (France, Brazil) but I would say that these two teams probably performed the best during the 2006 world cup, even though they didn't win. Clubs: Arsenal (Yeah Thierry Henry!), Real Madrid, Man. U, Chelsea, and Liverpool. Fave players: Thierry Henry (of course), C. Ronaldo, Lukas Podolski, Lionel Messi, W. Rooney, Riquelme, Zizou, Robinho, and some more which I can't think of right now.
Fave B-ball teams (NBA) -- Well obviously the only team Canada has got, the Raptors. But since they're not at the same competitive level some other teams in the league are...yet, my next pick would probably have to be Phoenix Suns. Fave players: Steve Nash (2-time back-to-back MVP!), King James, D-Wade, Kobe, G. Arenas, T-mac, etc.
Fave Football teams (NFL) -- San Diego Chargers and New Orleans Saints. Woot. Lol. Not saying fave players here, too much writing!

I like reading (why else do you think I'm here?!), gaming (prepare to get schooled), friends, movies, music (practically anything goes...shoo! Shoo! Get away from me, russian opera!).
I have plans to take over the world..yes...ahem. I probably have a few WMD lying around my house and political leaders often come over to play Nintendo with me.
Hey, does sleeping count? I'm great at that. I am the true form of procrastination. Don't ask how I managed to write ALL this CRAP...I dictated it to my minions. Mwahahaha.

I think this much info is more than enough for now...even though noone will probably lay eyes on it until I write and post a story good enough to lure them into actually looking at my profile.

Later -- Unnamed